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What 2000 Calories Looks Like - Some of these will surprise you.

 
amachiavellian
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What 2000 Calories Looks Like - Some of these will surprise you.


7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
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03/26/2013 11:40 AM
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Cool video. You can eat lots of bacon and carrots. tounge
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
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exactly what does the amount of energy released when burnt have anything to do with anything i dont know!
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
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Not me. I balance my 50 slices of bacon with 46 carrots every other day.
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i've got to tell you,, some of that shit im seeing looks like giant pieces of bogey out of my nose after a long day at work.

I piety the people that recognize or eat that shit.
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According to that video we can pig out all day.
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How you feeling today OP?

Did you get any answers on your pain?
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Here's 300 calories from my Garden out back:

swamp juice

I make "Swamp Juice" sometimes


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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33283057


exactly what does the amount of energy released when burnt have anything to do with anything i dont know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36908155


It's only a measure of the potential energy of a given food/item

People with slow metabolism will absorb more of the calories than someone with a fast metabolism...it's not that the high metabolism burns more, they just absorb less.
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Divide those food by 3 for bf, lunch and dinner.
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Could someone please convert that into road kill to help Brief plan his lunch?
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Here's 300 calories from my Garden out back:

:swamp juice:

I make "Swamp Juice" sometimes


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Awww...Beautiful!
every 2 week I get an huge organic bag full of veggies from my local sellers! Delicious!
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Just got done juicing. :) *smacks lips*
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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33283057


exactly what does the amount of energy released when burnt have anything to do with anything i dont know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36908155


It's only a measure of the potential energy of a given food/item

People with slow metabolism will absorb more of the calories than someone with a fast metabolism...it's not that the high metabolism burns more, they just absorb less.

 Quoting: BRIEF


EXACTLY!
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Yeah....but who's counting? Balance is key.....
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Could someone please convert that into road kill to help Brief plan his lunch?
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Come on, you're going to shill the guy for making an (uncharacteristically) intelligent response!!

What really shock me is that he didn't reference the "negro" in any way. You feeling ok bud?

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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9943244


You must have gone to a public school.

Take the diet from the 50's (eggs and bacon) add our modern medicine and you'd have an average life span well into 100.

You don't think the modern diabetes and cancer promoting diet isn't a form of eugenics?

Oh well, you better hurry home, because Honey BOBO is going to be on tonight.
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Could someone please convert that into road kill to help Brief plan his lunch?
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Come on, you're going to shill the guy for making an (uncharacteristically) intelligent response!!

What really shock me is that he didn't reference the "negro" in any way. You feeling ok bud?

grinning
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Force of habit.
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Caloric intake is a bunch of hogwash.. Maybe I am just lucky but I can eat 500 calories, or 10k calories and it makes no difference.. Its what "kind" of calories that will make you fat.. Dont eat processed foods(stuff in packages.) You could eat 50,000 calories a day if it was fruits and veggies or safe raw meats.. Its the processed sugars, processed fats, synthetic foods that make people fat and unhealthy.. Sadly, thats about all thats available in the US.. The FDA is constantly adding shit foods to our plates and making it harder and more costly to eat REAL foods and organics.. Its just another system of control..
Eat from your garden.. dont have one? Grow one.. Learn to preserve/can/dry your foods..
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only 42 chicken mc nuggets!?

BRB GUYS ANYONE WANT ANYTHING FROM MC'D's?
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Exercise a lot, it increases your metabolic rate.. Works like a charm. And stay away from most carbs.
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Exercise a lot, it increases your metabolic rate.. Works like a charm. And stay away from most carbs.
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i went no carbs and ironically i eat more now then ever before. i eat 8 oz of pepperoni a day in addition to like 3 meals

and i don't gain any weight but if i want to loose weight i have to count calories and scale back

but i pig out big time and look more muscular for it
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Here's what all those look like after ingested simultaneously:



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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


Works for me, Bowman... works for me.
But sometimes, its Steak and Eggs..
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9943244


Oh, you can have a fatal heart attack by living on less than 1000 calories a day for long periods of time .. much faster.. espeically if you work hard labor... that is something the NAZI doctors of the slave labor camps had figured out.. if you wanted a slave dead, you just fed them 1,000 calory diet for six weeks to two months. they would die of a heart attack.. worked to death.. no poison.. just good ole slow starvation.

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