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What 2000 Calories Looks Like - Some of these will surprise you.

 
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Today's food: Rajma (Kidney Bean Curry)
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About 1 calorie per gram.
[link to caloriecount.about.com]

I will eat this twice today for about 400 calories total.
That way I can drink 1000 calories worth of beer after class tonight. ;-`)

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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
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exactly what does the amount of energy released when burnt have anything to do with anything i dont know!
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It's only a measure of the potential energy of a given food/item

People with slow metabolism will absorb more of the calories than someone with a fast metabolism...it's not that the high metabolism burns more, they just absorb less.
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Yeah....but who's counting? Balance is key.....
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Seems like with 7 Billion living today. there concept of One Fits All Sizes.. is pretty much a fubar idea... even as to calory recommendations.
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2000 calories of Mc'Ds isn't the same as 2000 calories of high quality veg and meat. Focusing on calories is a bit pointless really..

If people actually paid attention to their bodies signals, exercised 2-3 hours a week, and just stuck to a half-decent diet, most people could be reasonably healthy. It doesn't take much really. Likewise it doesn't take much to become a globular fatbody bozo.

I've gained 7 kilos in 5 months (fat level is same) by working out only twice a week for 1 hour doing weights and a couple minutes of intense rowing at the end. My diet is far from perfect and I'm no champion or anything.. but if people just got off their arse and did something they would see results if they actually wanted to!

ps fuck mcdonalds.
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And that is crazy, glad I drink Red Wine and never touch nuggets, surprised at salad 5 for yousmile_kiss
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Ha! Thank you for posting that video!

How you feeling today OP?

Did you get any answers on your pain?
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Hey, thanks for asking. I have to meet with the doctor tomorrow to discuss. Still hurts, but less. So that's good.

Today's food: Rajma (Kidney Bean Curry)
[link to allrecipes.com]


About 1 calorie per gram.
[link to caloriecount.about.com]

I will eat this twice today for about 400 calories total.
That way I can drink 1000 calories worth of beer after class tonight. ;-`)

cheers
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Oh Lordy .... curry, beans and a bucket of beer. Stock up on the Charmin sweetheart :-P

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Just got done juicing. :) *smacks lips*
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I tried juicing. It tastes like liquefied dirt. Lost a lot of weight on it. I'm dreading eating dirt again.

I don't eat. I HATE eating. If I could break the habit, I'd do it in a heartbeat...no pun intended.

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How many calories in 32 oz of coconut oil?

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How many calories in 32 oz of coconut oil?

banana2
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How many calories in 32 oz of coconut oil?

banana2
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rockon
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LMFAO.. Now THATS synchronicity.. I JUST left the "coconut oil" thread, and this is what I see here?

FUCKYA
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

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Actually it's the chlorine and fluoride in the water that will plaque up your brain and arteries.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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Works for me, Bowman... works for me.
But sometimes, its Steak and Eggs..
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1 scrambled egg 70 calories, 2 slices bacon 80 calories, one slice of bread 80 calories, 1 teaspoon real butter 33 calories, black coffee is zero calories

Breakfast: Scrambled egg, buttered toast, and 2 slices of bacon with coffee = 263 calories

Bagel with cream cheese = 240 calories.

One will leave you full so that you will eat less at lunch while the other is all carbs and will have you starving within a couple of hours.
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1 scrambled egg 70 calories, 2 slices bacon 80 calories, one slice of bread 80 calories, 1 teaspoon real butter 33 calories, black coffee is zero calories

Breakfast: Scrambled egg, buttered toast, and 2 slices of bacon with coffee = 263 calories

Bagel with cream cheese = 240 calories.

One will leave you full so that you will eat less at lunch while the other is all carbs and will have you starving within a couple of hours.
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bingo!

and this is what is making people fat!
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


You bastard, I was planning on not eating today and now at 22:39 pm you make me hungry!!!
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And that is crazy, glad I drink Red Wine and never touch nuggets, surprised at salad 5 for yousmile_kiss
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Red wine has same or even more calories then beer... wine
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
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But what a way to go...
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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How many calories in 32 oz of coconut oil?

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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
sourceDiabetes

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
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Now im hungry
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
:sourceDiabetes:

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


There is a lot of contradictory data regarding fat and carb intake out there.

I like to just keep a balanced diet, with a good amount of fats, carbs, and protein.
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Just got done juicing. :) *smacks lips*
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all that juicing will blow out your pancreas ina few years
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
:sourceDiabetes:

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


It depends on what types of fat you eat. Your body needs good quality fats. Trans fats, sugar and bad carbs all contribute to diabetes.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


:BLTgiant:
 Quoting: M*walk


the token bread.. lol kinda like the token black guy.
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
:sourceDiabetes:

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


It depends on what types of fat you eat. Your body needs good quality fats. Trans fats, sugar and bad carbs all contribute to diabetes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27666882


tbh i dont think anything but an overworked or failing pancreas is going to cause diabetes.

but then again, what are we talking about here? because diabetes is simply the inability to retain water in the body... and the word has been corrupted by the medical industry.

insulin resistence is also simply the cells saying "thats enough sugar for me" and blocks the entry regardless of the insulin content. its a temp thing related to the blood glucose at the time.

one thing to remember while there is high insulin levels in the blood the body can not use up fat stores.
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
 Quoting: amachiavellian
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Michelle Obama and the other nanny-state libturds are happy at this post.

Let me guess, OP ... you just found out that McDonald's is high in fat?


Send in the police.

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You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
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Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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:BLTgiant:
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the token bread.. lol kinda like the token black guy.
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Heh, everybody seems to miss the bread. Throw that bit away.

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