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What 2000 Calories Looks Like - Some of these will surprise you.

 
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A+ lol

I just happen to be on a calorie diet right now loosing 2lb per week. So easy once you know the secrets. Go to calculator.net and look for "diet" and do your calories. BE HONEST then get lean and ripped without much work or loosing any muscle. No more than 2lb per week or you loose muscle.
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I lowered my caloric intake to 1/3 of normal and lost
nothing.
Except my enjoyment.
It is not all about calories.
Also I was the Skinniest kid in my school, always mistaken for many years younger than my age, and could eat more than a full-grown-asz man.
And then I would partake of my favorite sandwish-
brown sugar, peanut butter, grape jelly, honey, and reg. sugar on top.
It's the activity, stupid. I climbed mountains all day long.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9943244

Since you wont get to retire I would view that as a blessing before your body breaks down and can't work.
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I'm super calorie conscious so I was not surprised.

But when I started monitoring my intake, I was blown away by this chinese restaurant I go to.. you can eat TONS of vegetables - so much you get tired of chewing, and you still aren't at 400 calories yet.
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*stops eating lard brick and watches video*


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You could be having 50 slices of bacon !!!
 Quoting: amachiavellian


Bacon and eggs all day baby! sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


And a fatal heart attack at the age of 54

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9943244


Not so sure about that! My grandfather had fried eggs for breakfast every morning and lived to be in his 80s. NO heart problems. Died of old age. I don't think it's so much what you eat but whether or not you eat a variety of foods. I get a chuckle every time the so-called experts say a certain food is unhealthy and then later have to 'eat' their words.

Just one example.

[link to www.sparkpeople.com]

Specifically, the study showed that egg consumers had a higher intake of important nutrients like vitamins B12, A, E, and C than non-egg eaters, and that people who reported eating four or more eggs per week actually had significantly lower average cholesterol levels than those who reported eating zero to one eggs per week.
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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
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Calories are truth.
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A cultural obsession with calories leaves a nation which only observes the 'quantity' of the food they eat, not the source or quality.

Saw an advertisement in Reader's Digest the other day, comparing a bowl of greens and vegetables to a piece of pizza as EQUAL. Completely ignoring the ingredients, additives, and preservatives and instead focusing on 'calories.'
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what happens if you eat something healthy and then eat the shit that comes out off your ass. then just repeat? i think you would be the most healthy person alive! ;)

who cares, just pig out till youre dead! what difference does it make, youll be dead before you know it.


you idiots with all your doom talk get boners or something on here? yet worry about calorie intake?

you better not take advantage of your calorie intake when you should worry about how to actually find a way to eat when money wont matter anymore. ;)

toots
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According to that video we can pig out all day.
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...if you are one of those people that think calories make you fat...there's a big difference between the guy that eats big macs all day and the guy that eats carrots all day...






















(the guy that eats carrots all day is gay...see "I think I might be gay" post)
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
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I eat 12 donuts at a time tho
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7 Bagels = 2000 calories
6.6 Doughnuts = = 2000 calories

I may never eat bagels again.
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Beautiful I Lved It.
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This is how they control you,they tell you that calories are bad if you have to much and then make it ilegal to get more calories than you need and they restrict how many calories worth of food you can get and then over time reduce until you starve,1984 style living,its for your own good because you fat fucks cant be trusted,that why we at the government are doing this we are here to help you blah blah blah blah.
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Maybe someone mentioned this already but there's a book, somebody's "Visual Guide to Weight Loss" or something like that, sorry I should really have the correct title.

It's an interesting book, it's all photographs of two meals or food items in comparison, where he shows one calorie dense version beside a whole big plate of multiple food items that are equivalent calories.

The one that stuck in my mind the most was that one cup of cooked rice equals the calories in ten cups of cooked cauliflower.

When you see things like that it makes you realize that losing weight is a lot more complex than "eat less", obviously you should eat MORE of the right kind of food!
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1 scrambled egg 70 calories, 2 slices bacon 80 calories, one slice of bread 80 calories, 1 teaspoon real butter 33 calories, black coffee is zero calories

Breakfast: Scrambled egg, buttered toast, and 2 slices of bacon with coffee = 263 calories

Bagel with cream cheese = 240 calories.

One will leave you full so that you will eat less at lunch while the other is all carbs and will have you starving within a couple of hours.
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Always go with protein, unless you are a pussy vegan...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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you can eat TONS of vegetables - so much you get tired of chewing, and you still aren't at 400 calories yet.
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I was starving myself this way and didn't really know it. I was working so hard physically and eating tons of salad and other vegetables, I couldn't keep weight on even when I made the extra special effort of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's every night.

I still eat lots of vegetables but I have had to add eggs and more cheese and a little bit of fish, and cook everything in tons of butter or coconut oil, then I can put some muscle on and keep a little padding.
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Calories and fat don't matter. It's sugar and carbs that you have to watch. At least I do. If I limit calories and fat I never lose a pound. The minute I cut out sugar and carbs and disregard calories and fat I drop weight like crazy.

Better yet I DROPPED weight like crazy. I lost 40 lbs over 5 years ago by limiting carbs and sugar and it has never come back. I do still eat low carb/low sugar though. The only sugar I consume is what is found in fruit.
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Here's 300 calories from my Garden out back:

:swamp juice:

I make "Swamp Juice" sometimes


:Juicing Rig:
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if that breaks down to 300 calories, then the calories system is a fucking hoax. there is more nutrition on that table than a million mcfuggets and cramburgers
(assuming it's OG and heirloom)
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Could someone please convert that into road kill to help Brief plan his lunch?
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How many bullets will BRIEF need to kill the animals he needs to get his 2,000 calorie limit?
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More distraction.
Calories, I heard that word enough in my youth, now they are recycling it again.
blech.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33283057


exactly what does the amount of energy released when burnt have anything to do with anything i dont know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36908155


What your own body doesn't burn with daily activity it tends to store into the reserves (fat cells). Obviously, your body isn't a bomb-calorimeter, but the concept is sound. And not all calories are created the same. You're likely to gain more weight and have more problems with simple carbs and processed fats than protein, healthy fats, and complex sugars due to molecular structure and how your body was made to process these molecules.
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Looks like if you were in a survival situation, living off the land so to speak. You would have to eat a shit-load of bugs and twigs to get your daily recommended allowance of calories.
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
sourceDiabetes

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


You must consider the type of fat...

For example, they give type 2 diabetes (insulin resistance) to mice in the lab by feeding them refined vegetable oil (a fat).

You can cure type 2 diabetes by doing an oil change and eating lots of real butter.


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"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another." -- Galatians 5:14-26
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
:sourceDiabetes:

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


You must consider the type of fat...

For example, they give type 2 diabetes (insulin resistance) to mice in the lab by feeding them refined vegetable oil (a fat).

You can cure type 2 diabetes by doing an oil change and eating lots of real butter.

 Quoting: Veresanctus


Do you have some links about that? Sounds interesting.
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I eat 4500 calories a day and weight 155 pounds.

It's about what you eat not how much. 2000 calories is not enough for a thriving person.

If I were to eat 2000 calories of bacon daily I would get fat in no time.

2000 calories of fruit and I would be trim.
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Anybody can lose weight and look good. Figure out your maintenance calories by finding a calorie calculator online then subtract 500 calories from your daily intake everyday that's 3500 calorie deficit a week which equals 1 pound of fat. My secret weapon for fat loss? Willpower and a damn food scale.
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Thread: If you want to be thin and stay thin (and avoid Metabolic Syndrome), then you have to eat high fat

This thread changed my life

Add to this-cancer loves sugar.
Cut carbs/sugars to be healthy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36922727


Don't cut the carbs, just cut the high GI carbs.
Don't overdo the fat.
Here's from the book "the china study - the most comprehensive study of nutrition ever conducted"
sourceDiabetes

The more of fat you eat, the more diabetes you get it seems.
 Quoting: artMan


You must consider the type of fat...

For example, they give type 2 diabetes (insulin resistance) to mice in the lab by feeding them refined vegetable oil (a fat).

You can cure type 2 diabetes by doing an oil change and eating lots of real butter.

 Quoting: Veresanctus


Do you have some links about that? Sounds interesting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14006371


Read these and you should begin to understand...

[link to www.cancertutor.com]

[link to www.plosone.org]

[link to wholehealthsource.blogspot.com]

[link to www.cheeseslave.com]

OMEGA 3s ARE IMPORTANT: [link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

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"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another." -- Galatians 5:14-26
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To lose a pound you have to burn 3500 calories.
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