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To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2013 11:48 AM
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cruise Morans be morans don't believe everything someone on the internet tells you moran.
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03/27/2013 07:01 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
They are releasing me today. But cant go home untilsomebody picks me up. I need a ride. I wish the asshole who gave me bad advice would come help out.
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
They are releasing me today. But cant go home untilsomebody picks me up. I need a ride. I wish the asshole who gave me bad advice would come help out.
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03/27/2013 07:04 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
They are releasing me today. But cant go home untilsomebody picks me up. I need a ride. I wish the asshole who gave me bad advice would come help out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


Walk it off cupcake :jakstarted:
truthwillsetyoufreeag​ain

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03/27/2013 07:06 PM

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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
For my vd. Fuck you! I haven't been off the toilet for two days now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383




What are you complaining about. You said you were constipated. Don't knock success
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36910106


No, he said VD. I'm assuming venereal disease.

Why would you think that anything you drink is going to cure VD? You need to go to the doctor. AND DON'T SPREAD IT AROUND.
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03/27/2013 07:07 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
It was never vd. It turned out to be a bug bite.
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03/27/2013 07:10 PM

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They made a mistake it was supposed to be aloe vera juice. sheese He probably just had a bad memory. So when your feeling better try the aloe vera just one gallon. I am sorry for your suffering.

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03/27/2013 07:10 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
The toilet man... I cant get off the toilet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


He meant to say drink 32oz of bleach, that's the problem. Your pain will stop soon thereafter.

^^^^

THAT is more sarcasm OP, it will kill you most likely. The point is, why the hell wouldn't you do some homework before just doing what someone you never met told you to do?

Do you have any amount of money OP? I have a goose that lays golden eggs for sale.
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
It was never vd. It turned out to be a bug bite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383




The guy posted and said he told you to drink coconut MILK, not oil!
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
It was never vd. It turned out to be a bug bite.
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It must have been bad if you were in that much pain. What happened to you with the oil was bad, but I bet you're in much better shape now that it's over.
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03/28/2013 11:41 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
They are releasing me today. But cant go home untilsomebody picks me up. I need a ride. I wish the asshole who gave me bad advice would come help out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383

dose your dick touch your ass hole?
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03/28/2013 11:42 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
chuckle
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03/28/2013 11:51 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
It was never vd. It turned out to be a bug bite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


that's what they all say. oh, don.t worry honey, thats just a drippie bug bite. yeah it's ok i drank 32oz of fucking coconut oil, that should clear it right up.

clap...clap...clap
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03/28/2013 11:54 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
butt
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03/28/2013 11:57 PM
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so is op like dead now or something
blood-root

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03/29/2013 12:01 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
he has coconut oil blindness.
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03/29/2013 12:04 AM
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The best home remedy for vd is to rub the tip of your penis on a wet bar of soap. It will sting a little so you know its working.
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The best home remedy for vd is to rub the tip of your penis on a wet bar of soap. It will sting a little so you know its working.
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put shampoo in your pee hole
blood-root

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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
he has coconut oil blindness.
 Quoting: blood-root


it's rare only idiots get it.
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03/29/2013 12:08 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
For my vd. Fuck you! I haven't been off the toilet for two days now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


K. You have a computer and you use it to ask some random guy medical advice, don't do any research to back up what he says and you're mad at him?
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05/16/2013 01:21 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
I seen a thread telling someone advising to drink 16 oz coconut oil. Bumping for awareness.
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05/16/2013 01:33 AM

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This person is telling you to take the Immodium and eat a banana and a bowl of soft, white rice, and get some Gatorade and water and rehydrate.
 Quoting: Geo777


a plain baked potato will ease things as well.
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05/16/2013 01:35 AM

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They gave me a colostomy bag until all the oil has passed out. They said im lucky to be alive given my time on the toilet and ths blood alcohol level from the Scotch. They ironically are using coconut oil to heal my rectum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


Ok, that's it, this thread is now officially nominated for all time funniest glp threads!!!!!!! Congrats OP
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
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05/16/2013 01:53 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
Drinking another 32oz should counteract the effect. Just kidding.


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LOL
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07/21/2013 05:09 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
Check if there are any dead tapeworms, if so than it is working.
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greased lightening...

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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
Check if there are any dead tapeworms, if so than it is working.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9422178


LOL

"while your at it dig threw your shit"
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11/06/2013 10:12 PM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
Funniest thread on GLP!



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11/07/2013 01:23 AM
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Re: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...
that's like those people who tell you to take 20,000 IU of vitamin D.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


shill

not only does that work, but the coconut oil works dip sh*t ever heard of side effects? when it clears up come back and thank the person who told you a**hole.

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