Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

They're really trying to prevent a bank run huh...they keep postponing the inevitable.

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I don't know whats up with the voting...this is not bs, anyways suit yourselves.

armed guards are stupid.

why try to protect something that everyone knows can't pay the guards salary.

and what bank left over would try to process a paycheck from the failed bank.

I know it makes no sense, i don't see things getting any better anytime soon.

So a banker is forced to WORK for a change. Prolly involved a couple extra phone calls between martinis.

Hang em all.

They're paying them withe money they stole from people.
Lol. They steal people's deposits then use the money to hire guards so they can keep them under control when they let them know they're stealing all the rest of it too.
100% of people's money GONE.

Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with...

I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?

How many ordinary Cypriots have more than 150K in their savings?

The real people affected by the Cyprus situation are going to be offshore gangsters mainly from Russia. Criminals are going to be robbed. Some legitimate businesses will be affected.

When banks open funds will not be able to leave the country. And when it does the criminals will find half of their assets gone. Hit lists will be created.

Im really curious to see, if the banks open on thursday, if there'll be any money left, and if they not open on thursday what then?

Weren't they supposed to open on tuesday?, whatever happens it will lead to the bankruptcy of cyprus's banks and their exit of eurozone and euro currency.

i can see the ad.

Do you like to use flashbangs and CS gas grenades?
Do you like to feel empowered over your fellow citizens?
Do you like to point guns at people?
Do you like to crush your opponents beneath your boots?

If you said yes to any of these things, we have a job for you.
Join the Bank of Cyprus anti-account holder force.
We would be requiring you to protect the banks from the evil account holders so we can take the money and run.

The amount of money you make from this job depends on the amount of force you use to stabilize the situation.

For price vs. bloodshed, contact payroll@Bank of Cyprus

Checks will be cut in a first shoot, ask questions later order.

Funny (not haha funny) how it always works that way...

And why are more- all- not noticing/ speaking up- in fact screaming it from the rooftops?
After all this are they so satisfied to scrabble for the crumbs?

Unbelievable!

Indeed, Russia is going to be a key piece of the chess plate, i wonder if everything goes to shit, what will they do?...i fear the worst, civillians will be collateral damage of a "war" between Russian magnats and Cyprus Banks/Government.

I don't know why anyone is expecting to get any money.
Capital Controls.
Means people have lost 100% of their money.
We tell you we're taking 40% . The other 60% we're keeping for as long as we need. If we need another bailout we're taking it out of that.
For those who think that smaller account holders won't be affected the same thing applies. Capital controls. No you can't have your money we still need it.
The Russians withdrew their money so their most likely won't be any money to cover the insured deposits. Even if there was...Capital controls.
They still keep it.
People have lost 100% of their money. They just don't know it yet.

I know, right? Beats me.

Screaming from the rooftops is the least I'd be doing.
You might protest when it comes to conditions or laws passed by your government that you disagree with.That's when you pull out the signs and protest.
When they outright steal your money.
Rob you and your children of a brighter or secure future.
Rob you of money that could potentially be life saving -e.g unexpected surgery.
Rob you of every penny you've saved.
Then it's time to do more then protest.
No one's ever paid attention to a protest.
Not in these countries.
When have you ever seen politicians come out and say okay we concede to your demands over a stupid protest? Never.

CYPRUS FINMIN: UNINSURED LAIKI DEPOSITORS COULD FACE 80% HAIRCUT.

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Well...now that's just fucked up!



Last Edited by Bill Paxton on 03/26/2013 02:52 PM

Russians at Laiki bank in Cyprus invested most of cash in German & US shares & bonds. Almost no cash on current accounts. Yea, MarginCalls..

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Heh. The guy's first name begins with PANIC.

panicos

PANIC!OhS*%t

Last Edited by PANIK on 03/26/2013 02:59 PM

People who have saved for retirement or college for their kids or business payrolls have that kind of money in the bank. They keep saying this kind of money belongs to gangsters, maybe , but more likely it is the real people who will be hurt.

How appropriate!

Panicos. Literally means panic. That's his name.

So does this mean a bunch of sell orders on Thursday?

Reason why Russians deposited/placed personal savings at Laki bank in Cyprus.

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That is if the banks really open on thursday, i seriously doubt that.