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Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
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Could citizens not file a law suit against the banks for theft?

It is the equivilant of going into a bank and stealing the money except in this case the banks dont need a getaway car........oh wait..
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There are such strict limits on withdrawals that I'm sure most people won't bother queuing. They will just go to the ATM for their daily limit.
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yeah, makes sense
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Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis 4m
Customers waiting at Laiki branch distributed list of kcontrols. Five minutes to open. #cyprus #wsjeuro [link to t.co]
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Rosie Charalambous @RosieCharalambo 5m
#cyprus queues starting to build outside banks. Still orderly [link to t.co]
 Quoting: Sonic



I have no idea how much money they flew in Cyprus.But my guess is that won't last for more than 6 days.

The queues qill be orderly, at least for a few days.
 Quoting: recollector


The EZB send 5 billion in cash.

The devil knows where all the cash has gone that was in there before.

The people havenít got it, the banks havenít got it..

Perhaps it was on the airplane that the finance minister has taken to Russia?

Express deliveryÖ 5a
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Google "cyprus live reuters" and you will get a live feed.
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ahhh
I find life very interesting..
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I see mostly pensioners there.. its such a pity
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Lol the people there dont wont to speak, so they pretend they dont know english, though nearly everyone in Cyprus knows english
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Rosie Charalambous @RosieCharalambo 5m
#cyprus queues starting to build outside banks. Still orderly [link to t.co]
 Quoting: Sonic



I have no idea how much money they flew in Cyprus.But my guess is that won't last for more than 6 days.

The queues qill be orderly, at least for a few days.
 Quoting: recollector


The EZB send 5 billion in cash.

The devil knows where all the cash has gone that was in there before.

The people havenít got it, the banks havenít got it..

Perhaps it was on the airplane that the finance minister has taken to Russia?

Express deliveryÖ 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36545374



371,000 cypriot accounts at 100 euros ATM + 300 euros direct withdrawal = 400 euros/day, means like 148,000,000 euros can be withrawed everyday, with capital control.

10k of those accounts are over 100k, so those can be expected to transfer 10k euros each, so that means another 100,000,000 euros transfered a day.

A grand total of 250 million euros OUT of the banks, every day.



How long this can last ? 2 weeks ?

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Doors open at Bank of #Cyprus. 8 people allowed in at one time. Journalists told to stand back (!)


Yiannis Mouzakis @YiannisMouzakis 1m
#Cyprus, just before the open, everything seems calm [link to t.co]
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An asian guy (most likely japanese) just passed in front of camera, talking at the phone.


There are a bunch of tourists trapped in Cyprus....

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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 2m
Policeman tells queue, delay opening by five minutes: " we're not quite ready". Queue up to about 30 [link to t.co]
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Joe Parkinson @JoeWSJ 2m
Doors open at Bank of #Cyprus. 8 people allowed in at one time. Journalists told to stand back (!)


 Quoting: Sonic


He told him to go to another bank where there were only 5 people waiting lol
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bsflag

No bank run guys doom off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36831390


there has already been one - capital flight by the big money men via bank units in places like london, which have remained open

no bank run in cyprus. bank holidays and capital restrictions
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Banks begin opening in #Cyprus. @MCaruso_Cabrera reports that they are letting customers in one at a time.


teacherdude @teacherdude 2m
Heightened tensions, insults exchanged, pushing and showing outside #Cyprus bank. Oh, that just the reporters!
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Can you withdraw more cash at the bank than from an ATM? (With their restrictions)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106


Watching the live feed at Laiki bank it looks like the ATMs aren't working but they did reduce the amount from E300 to E100 daily withdrawals and I think it's E300 in the bank itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899495


yeah, i wondered that


how will people get paid? relying on the boss having enough cash? maybe people just do not have the funds to withdraw
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
the whole thing is seizing up
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Anybody who isn't there to get their money out deserves EVERYTHING they get.
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
I have been in lines at banks that were collapsing in the past years, in Romania.


I give 3 hours max, at the rate they let people inside, before people start smashing banks windows.

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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Also a small number of people are queuing to make DEPOSITS, even into Laiki, to get direct debits paid. Strange I know
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
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hotairmail @hotairmail 2m
Journalists have started rioting in #cyprus as they are so angry nothing interesting has happened. #wasteoftime
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DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...



There is not going to be what you expect - fires and burnings and shit - but there will be problems.

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DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...
 Quoting: recollector


Yeah idiot and there are no big lines, no hysteria like you all were hoping for. Its no big deal.
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Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis 2m
Laiki branch here still closed. My video despatch via @wsjlive #worldstream #cyprus [link to t.co]
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


yeah.. good point hf
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2 people went to the ATM on reuters feed...they took NO MONEY
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Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis

The laiki branch where I am is still closed. People getting agitated. #cyprus #wsjeuro
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DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...
 Quoting: recollector


Yeah idiot and there are no big lines, no hysteria like you all were hoping for. Its no big deal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



Do you have eyes? Because I see you have internet.


Check reuters feed and tell there are no lines...
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Storyful @Storyful 1m
The moment one co-op bank branch opened at midday in Nicosia #cyprus, via @willgoodbody [link to t.co]


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