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Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Also a small number of people are queuing to make DEPOSITS, even into Laiki, to get direct debits paid. Strange I know
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
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hotairmail @hotairmail 2m
Journalists have started rioting in #cyprus as they are so angry nothing interesting has happened. #wasteoftime
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...



There is not going to be what you expect - fires and burnings and shit - but there will be problems.

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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...
 Quoting: recollector


Yeah idiot and there are no big lines, no hysteria like you all were hoping for. Its no big deal.
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis 2m
Laiki branch here still closed. My video despatch via @wsjlive #worldstream #cyprus [link to t.co]
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with...
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yeah.. good point hf
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
2 people went to the ATM on reuters feed...they took NO MONEY
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis

The laiki branch where I am is still closed. People getting agitated. #cyprus #wsjeuro
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...
 Quoting: recollector


Yeah idiot and there are no big lines, no hysteria like you all were hoping for. Its no big deal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851



Do you have eyes? Because I see you have internet.


Check reuters feed and tell there are no lines...
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Storyful @Storyful 1m
The moment one co-op bank branch opened at midday in Nicosia #cyprus, via @willgoodbody [link to t.co]
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As it seems for now...there are no money in ATMs, and many bank branches are still closed

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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Stacy Herbert @stacyherbert

"Two petrol bombs thrown" at Bank of Cyprus branch in Volos. [link to www.ekathimerini.com] … #NotBritishPensioner
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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Laiki Larnaca just counted 5 people in & then closed the door. A new form of capital control via head count of 5. VID [link to t.co]
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"Two petrol bombs thrown" at Bank of Cyprus branch in Volos. [link to www.ekathimerini.com] … #NotBritishPensioner
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Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis 1m
Branch here just opened. Laiki staff let 5 people in through the revolving doors, more wait patiently outside under scorching sun #cyprus
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Stacy Herbert @stacyherbert

"Two petrol bombs thrown" at Bank of Cyprus branch in Volos. [link to www.ekathimerini.com] … #NotBritishPensioner
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burnit
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Volos is in Greece...this is geting interesting...

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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Also a small number of people are queuing to make DEPOSITS, even into Laiki, to get direct debits paid. Strange I know
 Quoting: Sonic





O.k... So you can tell how sheep'd up these people are cause they are depositing money to pay a debit... Are you kidding me???..
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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Also a small number of people are queuing to make DEPOSITS, even into Laiki, to get direct debits paid. Strange I know
 Quoting: Sonic





O.k... So you can tell how sheep'd up these people are cause they are depositing money to pay a debit... Are you kidding me???..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19131216



A SMAL number...small.
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
2 more persons at ATM's...no money...


The media said yesterday night that ATMs are filled with cash...40 minutes after the banks opened Laiki ATMs have no cash.


WHERE ARE THE F*CKING MONEY ???

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Matina Stevis @MatinaStevis 1m
Patient queue outside laiki branch in Nicosia #cyprus, first batch of customers in #wsjeuro [link to t.co]
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Breaking

Cyprus stock market closed until April 1
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As it seems for now...there are no money in ATMs, and many bank branches are still closed
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Fuck!
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Rosie Charalambous @RosieCharalambo 5m
#cyprus queues starting to build outside banks. Still orderly [link to t.co]
 Quoting: Sonic



I have no idea how much money they flew in Cyprus.But my guess is that won't last for more than 6 days.

The queues qill be orderly, at least for a few days.
 Quoting: recollector


The EZB send 5 billion in cash.

The devil knows where all the cash has gone that was in there before.

The people haven’t got it, the banks haven’t got it..

Perhaps it was on the airplane that the finance minister has taken to Russia?

Express delivery… 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36545374



371,000 cypriot accounts at 100 euros ATM + 300 euros direct withdrawal = 400 euros/day, means like 148,000,000 euros can be withrawed everyday, with capital control.

10k of those accounts are over 100k, so those can be expected to transfer 10k euros each, so that means another 100,000,000 euros transfered a day.

A grand total of 250 million euros OUT of the banks, every day.



How long this can last ? 2 weeks ?
 Quoting: recollector


Again, where is all the cash gone?

The people haven’t got it, the shops haven’t got it and it’s not in the banks either.

If I run out of money, I ask my bank to give me an overdraft.

So the next time I look at my account it says money in my account £0.00, overdraft available £500.00

The EZB usually does the same thing; they just increase your overdraft.

The EZB has not shipped 100 billion in cash to Spain, have they?

So someone must have moved almost ALL cash reserves AWAY from Cyprus, physically.

Come on, we are talking truck loads here.

And nobody noticed? wtf
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MASSIVE THREAD FAIL

Some bank run?

You guys are fools

lmaolmaolmao
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What is the point of opening the banks if there are no money ?


To make people angry? To make people going beserk? To have MSM saying that banks are open and all things are ok, proping the markets ?

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Faisal Islam @faisalislam 1m
Maria in the queue is another depositor, she needs cheques she has written to clear, for her travel agent business [link to t.co]
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MASSIVE THREAD FAIL

Some bank run?

You guys are fools

lmaolmaolmao
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clappa
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
GLP doom not failed...it's not over yet on Cyprus, please give it some time until the banks are emptied and all money withdrawn.
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Looking at the Reuters live feed and someone really needs to put a not in service notice on that ATM. One after another trying to magically extract cash out of it

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