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Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
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Idiot a bank run is when people withdraw all their cash.

but the banks prepared already for this and set a max draft limit of 300 EUR!

And if you think you can riot you will get shot. easy as it is.

the system controls your little ass. and you sit here and say it's a bank run.

get out more.

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If it happens in any other country, USA or Germany or Italy etc., it will be the same.
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on the reuters stream this kid has tried his card at the atm like 8 times finally he moved to the second atm he is getting visably upset as it wont give him money this is happening all over cyprus give it time
And here we are staring at each other through an electronic............ error goto ram

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DOOM CANCELLED - GLP WRONG **AGAIN**

No Cyprus doom, doomtards, NYT reports that everything is calm despite all your hopes and prayers for doom:
[link to www.nytimes.com]

CALM REIGNS IN CYPRUS

READ IT AND WEEP
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IDIOT, there have been 19 minutes since banks opened...
 Quoting: recollector


Yeah idiot and there are no big lines, no hysteria like you all were hoping for. Its no big deal.
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it is quiet doom. if you cant get your head around the bigger picture thenYOU are the idiot
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How many ordinary Cypriots have more than 150K in their savings?

The real people affected by the Cyprus situation are going to be offshore gangsters mainly from Russia. Criminals are going to be robbed. Some legitimate businesses will be affected.

When banks open funds will not be able to leave the country. And when it does the criminals will find half of their assets gone. Hit lists will be created.
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cyprus is the florida of Europe for retirees. Many of whom have saved a liftime for a few years in the sun and most of which will have in the region of Euro100k or so in personal savings or (bonds timed deposit accounts investments etc.)

the moscow affiliated bank to one of the cyprus outfits put no limitations on withdrawals over the last two weeks and emergency funds (commercial due date payments, aviation fuel purchases etc. were all allowed to withdraw what ever they wanted)

no matter how you cut this the gangsters and billionaires will have pulled their money by now.

which leaves the moderately well off. immigrant retirees and small businesses footing the bill

russians saved (suits putin) banks collapsed consolidation of banks into few big german ones (suits merkel) immigrant retirees and moderately comfortable middle class fucked (suits cypriot politicians)

all planned, all organised and all known about in advance (so those in the know could invest accordingly and reap the benefits of the chaos)
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294

i said this, as did others. 'bank run' in cyrpus iimpossible. of course, the capital flight has happened in places like lond where branches remaied open and unrestricted

just shut up

take your big boy red capitals away and go read up on whats happening beyond the end of your nose
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????
?...
NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294


Wrong....Changed it to only 100 EUR! Just wait in the coming days. People are going to get pissed only being able to get 100 EUR per day! Things will turn ugly soon!
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this is just a test......so far so good.. get ready america.
I find life very interesting..
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How many ordinary Cypriots have more than 150K in their savings?

The real people affected by the Cyprus situation are going to be offshore gangsters mainly from Russia. Criminals are going to be robbed. Some legitimate businesses will be affected.

When banks open funds will not be able to leave the country. And when it does the criminals will find half of their assets gone. Hit lists will be created.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36914006


cyprus is the florida of Europe for retirees. Many of whom have saved a liftime for a few years in the sun and most of which will have in the region of Euro100k or so in personal savings or (bonds timed deposit accounts investments etc.)

the moscow affiliated bank to one of the cyprus outfits put no limitations on withdrawals over the last two weeks and emergency funds (commercial due date payments, aviation fuel purchases etc. were all allowed to withdraw what ever they wanted)

no matter how you cut this the gangsters and billionaires will have pulled their money by now.

which leaves the moderately well off. immigrant retirees and small businesses footing the bill

russians saved (suits putin) banks collapsed consolidation of banks into few big german ones (suits merkel) immigrant retirees and moderately comfortable middle class fucked (suits cypriot politicians)

all planned, all organised and all known about in advance (so those in the know could invest accordingly and reap the benefits of the chaos)
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^ this ^
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this is just a test......so far so good.. get ready america.
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HOW the hell are you!
Driving and Texting I see!
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Idiot a bank run is when people withdraw all their cash.

but the banks prepared already for this and set a max draft limit of 300 EUR!

And if you think you can riot you will get shot. easy as it is.

the system controls your little ass. and you sit here and say it's a bank run.

get out more.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294


it doesn't matter if there are withdrawal restrictions in place.

if these same people go to the bank day after day after day and withdraw the maximum amount they can without making any compensatory deposits it's still a fucking bank run and the end point (with a time delay) ultimately remains the same, a bank with no cash deposited in it.
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some pretty big lines on RT now

lining up to get their poxy 300 euros, while the russians have already cleared the bank out
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RT @ekathimerini Man outside #Cyprus bank scolding international media over bank coverage [link to t.co]
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294



Don't need a full on bank run for some chaos ... and this is the beginning. Next many jobs lost and then the real bank theft begins, forget 30-40% of over 100k, they'll soon be asking more, and more and because of the capital controls no one can stop it, only take out 300 a day until the cash stops. Businesses will stop banking, people will stop banking, cash will be saved and stored at homes. Then the real shit hits the fan and the contagion, and theft, reaches Italy, Spain, Portugal, Ireland... and pretty soon the good ol' US of "eh?" will suffer the same fate. It's inevitable. And I can tell by this post you'll be the person singled out of line by the riot police for your aggression, lack of patience/demands.

It's coming to all Westerners. Why do you think BRICS are setting up an alternative International Bank? We're fucked, you included, so be a bit more empathetic and a bit less pathetic.
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"Despite those strictures, the Cypriot authorities are bracing for as much as 10 percent of the €64 billion on deposit in the country’s banks to be pulled out on Thursday".
 Quoting: recollector



if they can pull out 10% with the restrictions in place then they can pull out 10% every day (with slowdowns for weekend/closed bank days) for the next two weeks leaving zero cash in the cypriot banks at before the middle of next month

no bank run? my hairy arse...
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294



Don't need a full on bank run for some chaos ... and this is the beginning. Next many jobs lost and then the real bank theft begins, forget 30-40% of over 100k, they'll soon be asking more, and more and because of the capital controls no one can stop it, only take out 300 a day until the cash stops. Businesses will stop banking, people will stop banking, cash will be saved and stored at homes. Then the real shit hits the fan and the contagion, and theft, reaches Italy, Spain, Portugal, Ireland... and pretty soon the good ol' US of "eh?" will suffer the same fate. It's inevitable. And I can tell by this post you'll be the person singled out of line by the riot police for your aggression, lack of patience/demands.

It's coming to all Westerners. Why do you think BRICS are setting up an alternative International Bank? We're fucked, you included, so be a bit more empathetic and a bit less pathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37011755



This.


The talk on the street is 80%.We are fucked with 40%, but with 80%...we are fucked faster :D
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"Despite those strictures, the Cypriot authorities are bracing for as much as 10 percent of the €64 billion on deposit in the country’s banks to be pulled out on Thursday".
 Quoting: recollector



if they can pull out 10% with the restrictions in place then they can pull out 10% every day (with slowdowns for weekend/closed bank days) for the next two weeks leaving zero cash in the cypriot banks at before the middle of next month

no bank run? my hairy arse...
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The thing is...the banks will collapse at 40-50% withdrawals.This is why I keep telling it 6 working days.

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Look here!

[link to in.ROOTERS.com]

REUTERS

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Look here!

[link to in.ROOTERS.com]

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I;ve already hedged my position in non-cypriot institutions in preparation for potential contagion issues (spread my saving/investments across multiple banks to come in well below the guarantee caps and moved funds from small independent banks to the gov backed/politically sensitive big fish DB RBS BNP).

i'd recommend anyone with savings/investments of over euro50k in small independent banks throughout Europe (or any banks in the PIIGS group) look to do exactly the same
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Look here!

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I can't find a live feed.
Who is John Galt?
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my existing positions in non-cypriot institutions
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294


^^^^^this^^^^^rockon
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You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

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^^^^^this^^^^^rockon
 Quoting: Eyewitness2theEnd


This strict limit on withdrawals is the very thing that will lead to major distrust in banking to spread across the EU.

If they were smart, they would lift the strict limit and do everything to instill confidence rather than fear.
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Heads on pikes will result in the end, but the bastards that deserve it will have already left the country.
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Heads on pikes will result in the end, but the bastards that deserve it will have already left the country.
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*shield smack!*
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Fact!: Germany is in it for nazi money!.... as always... they have not changed their policies from what i have heard... or anyone the last 50-60 years >:| DESTROY!
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Heads on pikes will result in the end, but the bastards that deserve it will have already left the country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35918371


banks rely on the trust of their depositors (even if I don;t get a good return at least my principle is safe)

by first threatening to loot every savers deposits then going ahead with a "soak the moderately well off" raid they've effectively destroyed all trust in these institutions (limiting the scope of the raid to >euro100k doesn't hide the fact that they've wilfully robbed their creditors)


no matter how you cut it these banks (and anyone who relies on them to do business/hold their money) are truly fucked now.

the couldn't pull another tax the voters to refinance the big banks scam so folks...

roll up roll up for the great recapitalisation of the big euro banks at the expense of the smaller banks and their creditor/depositors show.
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wow its coming more stores closeing and more looters waiting!!!!!!!!!
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Heads on pikes will result in the end, but the bastards that deserve it will have already left the country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35918371


banks rely on the trust of their depositors (even if I don;t get a good return at least my principle is safe)

by first threatening to loot every savers deposits then going ahead with a "soak the moderately well off" raid they've effectively destroyed all trust in these institutions (limiting the scope of the raid to >euro100k doesn't hide the fact that they've wilfully robbed their creditors)


no matter how you cut it these banks (and anyone who relies on them to do business/hold their money) are truly fucked now.

the couldn't pull another tax the voters to refinance the big banks scam so folks...

roll up roll up for the great recapitalisation of the big euro banks at the expense of the smaller banks and their creditor/depositors show.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657943


WE have no trust in EUROPEAN BANKERS!...
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