Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,987 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,040,282
Pageviews Today: 1,460,677Threads Today: 354Posts Today: 6,716
01:12 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
iBryson

User ID: 35965763
United States
03/28/2013 06:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Actually my life is shit so do not compare. They are shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36836032



This Guy Sums UP the Events that lead to another EURO WAR!
This one single statement says it all! When he is offered the chance to make his life better by TAKING through Combat he will jump at the opportunity!


Suite up Boyz looks like we are Going Back to Euro For the 3rd time! To stop yet another War!
 Quoting: iBryson


well ofcourse.. do not stop...even how much the us has brainwashed you..They Didn't have to BRAINWASH ME!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36836032


Sieg oder Tod für das Vaterland!
Ich bin Amerikaner!


Krig er på vei! Og du vet det! Benekte det hvis du vil!

[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by iBryson on 03/28/2013 06:22 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36991887
Greece
03/28/2013 06:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
People leaving Cyprus may take only 1,000 euros with them.

[link to worldnews.nbcnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36991887


This is why we all have a magnetic strip in each dollar denomination over $5 bills... They know how much money you have on you when you try to fly out!!!
 Quoting: MaxMad


Good to know for those traveling. I think this is just the beginning.
Does the euro have a magnetic strip?

I read on Reuters that people leaving we're being searched and officers had orders to confiscate anything over 1000. Seemed like and ideal excuse to rob people to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36991887


Hold your Euro up to the light, you should see a strip in it...
 Quoting: MaxMad


Nestle GPS'd a chocolate bar wrapper to supposedly track down winners I expect that's the next step they'll take with currency.

Older USD do not have magnetic strips. Some people actually ask for "no new twenties" when making withdrawals.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25180363
United States
03/28/2013 06:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Maria Cabrera just said that the people can issue checks but the checks can't be cashed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36991887
Greece
03/28/2013 06:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Maria Cabrera just said that the people can issue checks but the checks can't be cashed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180363


rofl
iBryson

User ID: 35965763
United States
03/28/2013 06:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Maria Cabrera just said that the people can issue checks but the checks can't be cashed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180363


SO they are issuing TOILET paper checks now! TOO Funny!


[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by iBryson on 03/28/2013 06:15 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Maria Cabrera just said that the people can issue checks but the checks can't be cashed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180363


SO they are issuing TOILET paper checks now! TOO Funny!


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: iBryson


.......................................
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
TONIGHT! CHINESE DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Yes i have rigged other continent whatever they are... to blow up. Do you have a problem?
iBryson

User ID: 35965763
United States
03/28/2013 06:21 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Maria Cabrera just said that the people can issue checks but the checks can't be cashed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180363


SO they are issuing TOILET paper checks now! TOO Funny!


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: iBryson


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36836032


[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by iBryson on 03/28/2013 06:24 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:24 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Well if Norway keeps paying and you do not argee.. you will be paying generations! :D
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Eat what we give you and expand... beyond the fucking dope market.. do you know how many potatoes you could plant instead of a cannabis plant?!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36836032
Norway
03/28/2013 06:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Potatoes and herb harvests still blow minds if you are efficient.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23992770
United Kingdom
03/28/2013 06:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
People leaving Cyprus may take only 1,000 euros with them.

[link to worldnews.nbcnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36991887


Sky News were reporting it to be 3,000 euros earlier today. Seems they are changing their rules in a panic. I feel sorry for all the ex-pats who are stuck there now.

I say all foreigners should head to the British Sovereign Base Area and demand protection from a corrupt and out-of-control Cypriot government. They should bring cash with them and then the British government should fly them out - with however much money they want - to Britain and then the people can spend the money here in the UK.

Fuck the Cypriot government. May they burn in hell (along with politicians and bankers of all nationalities).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23992770
United Kingdom
03/28/2013 06:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Hey, here is a thought?

Any GLPers want to rent a boat and head to Cyprus - then we can bring people out with all the cash they can carry. Blockade runners!
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 36680094
Portugal
03/28/2013 06:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
ugh im so hungover...sup
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 36680094
Portugal
03/28/2013 06:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Cyprus Banks Reopen to Huge Crowds

(small pic)

[link to twitter.com (secure)]
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 37006153
Portugal
03/28/2013 07:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Video with Cyprus citizen saying "they stole my money"

[link to news.sky.com]
MaxMad

User ID: 13864401
United States
03/28/2013 07:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
TONIGHT! CHINESE DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36836032


wats that?
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 37006153
Portugal
03/28/2013 07:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
TONIGHT! CHINESE DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36836032


wats that?
 Quoting: MaxMad


noodle doom?

chuckle
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 37006153
Portugal
03/28/2013 07:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Russian cash not flooding Latvia amid Cyprus thaw: minister

Eurozone hopeful Latvia insisted Thursday the Baltic state was not in danger of becoming a new offshore haven for Russian cash amid the debt and banking crisis racking zone member Cyprus.

[link to www.globalpost.com]
Bill Paxton (OP)

User ID: 37006153
Portugal
03/28/2013 07:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by Bill Paxton on 03/28/2013 07:17 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36991887
Greece
03/28/2013 07:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
People leaving Cyprus may take only 1,000 euros with them.

[link to worldnews.nbcnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36991887


Sky News were reporting it to be 3,000 euros earlier today. Seems they are changing their rules in a panic. I feel sorry for all the ex-pats who are stuck there now.

I say all foreigners should head to the British Sovereign Base Area and demand protection from a corrupt and out-of-control Cypriot government. They should bring cash with them and then the British government should fly them out - with however much money they want - to Britain and then the people can spend the money here in the UK.

Fuck the Cypriot government. May they burn in hell (along with politicians and bankers of all nationalities).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23992770


I agree. Changing the rules in panic.
No foreign embassies there too ?
They should head to the base area.
TOTRhombus

User ID: 36985454
United States
03/28/2013 08:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
These capital controls are only buying them time before they run out of cash completely. When the restrictions are lifted that's when the fun will start. Question is: are they only trying to delay the inevitible or are they giving certain people more time to get their money out of the branches outside of Cyprus that aren't imposing restrictions?
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


who benefits from this process?

the german/other european central banks sends Euros to cyprus
the cypriot government backs the move with asset transaction guarantees (preferential gas exploration rights to loan country companies/spin of off state assets to merkel etc. friendly businessmen)
the cypriots take the Euros out of cypriot banks and put it striaght into new accounts that they've opened with branches of deutche bank BNP paribas et al.

the euros the germans sent wind up straight back in their banks and they collect on the assets due to default.

put simply by offering the Euros they are giving the cypriot banks and cyprus as a whole the rope to hang themselves with and will take back not just the rope but also the entire countries asset base at the end of the process.

The cypriots overall would have been better served walking away from the euro reintroducing the cypriot pound converting all euros held and external debts owed to a "new cyp pound" and devaluing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657943


I wholeheartedly agree. Thanks for the succinct summary of what's happening. I think you might be right on the money (pun intended).
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
recollector

User ID: 26964049
Romania
03/28/2013 09:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
bumpbumpbump
insertfunnyusername

User ID: 36542915
Greece
03/28/2013 10:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
A "Frenchman", that raised the Turkish flag outside the Laiki Bank in Liberty Square in Nicosia, got almost lynched before police intervened.
[link to translate.google.gr]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37006153
Portugal
03/28/2013 10:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
A "Frenchman", that raised the Turkish flag outside the Laiki Bank in Liberty Square in Nicosia, got almost lynched before police intervened.
[link to translate.google.gr]
 Quoting: insertfunnyusername


crazy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19138044
Latvia
03/29/2013 01:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
You fuckin morans there will be NO Fucking bank run because people only allowed to withdraw maximum 300 EUR.

GET IT????

NO BANK RUN!!!!

Think!!!

Fuckin Tards. They are still smarter than you! you sheeple!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37016294


It created a bank run in dozens of other countries. AND remember that no one will probably ever deposit another EURO in a bank again after this bankster theft.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34765812
United Kingdom
03/29/2013 05:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
People leaving Cyprus may take only 1,000 euros with them.

[link to worldnews.nbcnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36991887


Sky News were reporting it to be 3,000 euros earlier today. Seems they are changing their rules in a panic. I feel sorry for all the ex-pats who are stuck there now.

I say all foreigners should head to the British Sovereign Base Area and demand protection from a corrupt and out-of-control Cypriot government. They should bring cash with them and then the British government should fly them out - with however much money they want - to Britain and then the people can spend the money here in the UK.

Fuck the Cypriot government. May they burn in hell (along with politicians and bankers of all nationalities).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23992770

applause


poor cypriots though
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34765812
United Kingdom
03/29/2013 05:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Thread: students for liberty

RT NEWS just did a piece on the students for liberty (anti-eu) organisation which is growing in numbers apace

so i go investigate and their website is down. their facebook page has some 95,000 members, no small change

and their server is down


curious!


News