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Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
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Cyprus banks to reopen at 1000 GMT Thursday: central bank

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Stay vigilant...

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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
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haha. true dedication! we salute you!

i will be at home too popcorn
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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
 Quoting: Psych


And so it begins...finally

5a
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Indeed. Consequences will never be the same. tounge

I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
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haha. true dedication! we salute you!

i will be at home too popcorn
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lOl Nice!

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hehe!


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"Cyprus Banks Set To Reopen, To Serve As Glorified ATMs With A €300 Cash Withdrawal Limit

In other words, all said "reopening" will do, is to allow physical branches to be used as glorified ATMs but with a very terrified and confused carbon-based teller on the other side (the same ATMs which a few days ago saw their limit reduced from €300 to €120). All other cash transactions will be strictly curbed, virtually no cash will be allowed to exit the island, and the what's more the government will ban the termination of the oh so ironically-named time deposits. This means that time deposits will now become "permanent deposits", even if within the €100,000 insured limit"

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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited.
 Quoting: Little Bee



...and this is why the banks will close after 5 minutes.Not because the lack of money (this will be in 6 working days), but because of plenty of people...
 Quoting: recollector


Recollector do you confirm your yesterday news about Spain on friday?
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The EZB just send 5 billion in cash to Cyprus today.

Question is, where is all the cash gone that was there before?

Someone must have carded it away by the truck loads.

Come one guys, if I get 100 quit out;

I spend a tenner here, some there.. But “My Cash” stays in town.

And by the end of the day, that cash is back at the bank where I got it from.

But hey, all cash in Cyprus disappeared.

Must be Miss Merkel, she came at night putting it all into her hand bag surely? whatever



'A superhuman effort is being made' to rob every man and mouse in Cyprus


but NOT by the EU tomato
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The EZB just send 5 billion in cash to Cyprus today.

Question is, where is all the cash gone that was there before?

Someone must have carded it away by the truck loads.

Come one guys, if I get 100 quit out;

I spend a tenner here, some there.. But “My Cash” stays in town.

And by the end of the day, that cash is back at the bank where I got it from.

But hey, all cash in Cyprus disappeared.

Must be Miss Merkel, she came at night putting it all into her hand bag surely? whatever



'A superhuman effort is being made' to rob every man and mouse in Cyprus


but NOT by the EU tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36545374


Its like sweeping dust under the rug, trying to prevent the inevitable and buying time...we'll see what happens tomorrow, either way i see it all go to shit and there's no way back.
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Cyprus is a small place with a population of @ 1/3 of Berlin.

The Cyprus central bank must had at least a cash reserve of @ 50 billion.

So, if the people haven’t got no cash to buy food and the Central bank needs 5 Billion emergency cash, where is all the cash gone?

Why does no one ask these questions?

Is everybody so blinkered by the hate for the EU/ Germany that they don’t notice anything? tomato
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How much longer until the banks open over there?

1 hour until midnight over there.

9-10 hours to go until we see, what we see!

ohyeah


If I was a cyprus person right now, this is what would be going through my head.

"been broke for two weeks with no beer. Someones gonna pay. either in dollars....or blood!

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The EZB just send 5 billion in cash to Cyprus today.

Question is, where is all the cash gone that was there before?

Someone must have carded it away by the truck loads.

Come one guys, if I get 100 quit out;

I spend a tenner here, some there.. But “My Cash” stays in town.

And by the end of the day, that cash is back at the bank where I got it from.

But hey, all cash in Cyprus disappeared.

Must be Miss Merkel, she came at night putting it all into her hand bag surely? whatever



'A superhuman effort is being made' to rob every man and mouse in Cyprus


but NOT by the EU tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36545374


That's why I'm saying give it back to depositors.

They are robbing everyone in Cyprus.

They can spin all the tales they like about what happened to it, truth is someone made off with it.
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Withdrawl per account possible € 300 Per day.

Transfer maximum abroard € 10.000
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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


I don't know why anyone is expecting to get any money.
Capital Controls.
Means people have lost 100% of their money.
We tell you we're taking 40% . The other 60% we're keeping for as long as we need. If we need another bailout we're taking it out of that.
For those who think that smaller account holders won't be affected the same thing applies. Capital controls. No you can't have your money we still need it.
The Russians withdrew their money so their most likely won't be any money to cover the insured deposits. Even if there was...Capital controls.
They still keep it.
People have lost 100% of their money. They just don't know it yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


^^^100%


Anyone with a substantial amount of money in those banks are not going to let someone just take 40% of their cash. You best believe that while the banks were closed billions of Euro's were coming out of those banks...


When those banks reopen their isn't going to be enough money to insure all those deposits under 100K...
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Withdrawl per account possible € 300 Per day.

Transfer maximum abroard € 10.000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28719717


Transfers abroad are blocked. The only transfers that will be allowed abroad are to those who have students in universities abroad and they will only be allowed that amount per quarter for tuition and expenses.
No only is allowed to leave the country.
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It amazes me that they are telling you that you don't have access to your own money. Bury it in the ground instead!
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Withdrawl per account possible € 300 Per day.

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It amazes me that they are telling you that you don't have access to your own money. Bury it in the ground instead!
 Quoting: calx


Yeah and some people still say "€300 per day? i can live with less than that, its all fine", when the question is having access to the money, i mean its your fucking money, and they're stealing it, and its not even your fault, how fucked up is that??
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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


I don't know why anyone is expecting to get any money.
Capital Controls.
Means people have lost 100% of their money.
We tell you we're taking 40% . The other 60% we're keeping for as long as we need. If we need another bailout we're taking it out of that.
For those who think that smaller account holders won't be affected the same thing applies. Capital controls. No you can't have your money we still need it.
The Russians withdrew their money so their most likely won't be any money to cover the insured deposits. Even if there was...Capital controls.
They still keep it.
People have lost 100% of their money. They just don't know it yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


^^^100%


Anyone with a substantial amount of money in those banks are not going to let someone just take 40% of their cash. You best believe that while the banks were closed billions of Euro's were coming out of those banks...


When those banks reopen their isn't going to be enough money to insure all those deposits under 100K...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36781467


Yep. That money is gone, gone, gone....


Cyprus Banks Set To Reopen, To Serve As Glorified ATMs With A €300 Cash Withdrawal Limit
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2013 - 14:29
Tomorrow Cyprus banks will reopen sometime around noon (they are supposed to close at 6 pm but likely will close far earlier). What does that mean? Apparently nothing much. Because according ot various newswires the withdrawal limit at all banks will be €300 per day. In other words, all said "reopening" will do, is to allow physical branches to be used as glorified ATMs but with a very terrified and confused carbon-based teller on the other side (the same ATMs which a few days ago saw their limit reduced from €300 to €120). All other cash transactions will be strictly curbed, virtually no cash will be allowed to exit the island, and the what's more the government will ban the termination of the oh so ironically-named time deposits. This means that time deposits will now become "permanent deposits", even if within the €100,000 insured limit. The good news: credit card treansactions will be permitted when paying for goods and services anywhere on the island. Of course, electronic cash just happens to not be physical cash, which is why the bank is so cavalier with allowing people to access their own money. Well, electronic 1s and 0s-based money. In other words, tomorrow's bank reopening means absolutely nothing (as ATMs had worked for the duration of the Cyprus bail-in crisis), and anyone who had hoped they could just walk in and withdraw their entire insured deposit up to €100,000 will be severely disappointed. Of course, those who had more than €100,000: Poof, it's gone, step aside.

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Withdrawl per account possible € 300 Per day.

Transfer maximum abroard € 10.000
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28719717


It amazes me that they are telling you that you don't have access to your own money. Bury it in the ground instead!
 Quoting: calx


Yeah and some people still say "€300 per day? i can live with less than that, its all fine", when the question is having access to the money, i mean its your fucking money, and they're stealing it, and its not even your fault, how fucked up is that??
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Very. It doesn't get worse than that.
There are also emergencies to consider. Many will face emergency situations that cannot be handled with 300€
Surgery, medicine or any other number of things that could also mean life or death if you can't access your money.
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The anguish of Cyprus in the words of its people

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28719717


It amazes me that they are telling you that you don't have access to your own money. Bury it in the ground instead!
 Quoting: calx


Yeah and some people still say "€300 per day? i can live with less than that, its all fine", when the question is having access to the money, i mean its your fucking money, and they're stealing it, and its not even your fault, how fucked up is that??
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Very. It doesn't get worse than that.
There are also emergencies to consider. Many will face emergency situations that cannot be handled with 300€
Surgery, medicine or any other number of things that could also mean life or death if you can't access your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13192481


Exactly!!
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I am getting unconfirmed information that there are many people on the streets and clashes with the police as of right now.
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Reading tweets of people excited to go to Cyprus on the holidays...

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How much longer until the banks open over there?

1 hour until midnight over there.

9-10 hours to go until we see, what we see!

ohyeah


If I was a cyprus person right now, this is what would be going through my head.

"been broke for two weeks with no beer. Someones gonna pay. either in dollars....or blood!

macgun
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They'll re-open in like 12 hours...if they open

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I am getting unconfirmed information that there are many people on the streets and clashes with the police as of right now.
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yoda
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This will be comparable to a mob of minorities going after some new basketball shoe that just hit the market.
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fight
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Cyprus’ Popular (Laiki) Bank Balance Sheet

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