Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out | |
Bill Paxton (OP) User ID: 36680094 Portugal 03/27/2013 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out • All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed. • Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed. • Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions: a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country. b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities. c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad. • All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month. • The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses. • They will run for seven days |
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Unarmed Guard User ID: 30487296 Canada 03/27/2013 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out I sure wouldn't want to have a job as a riot cop or armed guard in Cyprus, cuz if the public finds out what I do for a living, I would be worried that while I was away at work helping the bankers and corrupt politicians rip off the little people, they would turn on me and burn me out at home. Same as any cop anywhere in the world that turns their loyalty from protecting the public to assisting in the theft of the public's wealth. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34080435 United Kingdom 03/27/2013 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out armed guards are stupid. Quoting: alufiend 36725212 why try to protect something that everyone knows can't pay the guards salary. and what bank left over would try to process a paycheck from the failed bank. They're paying them withe money they stole from people. Lol. They steal people's deposits then use the money to hire guards so they can keep them under control when they let them know they're stealing all the rest of it too. 100% of people's money GONE. This is what happened in Argentina. The Police were protecting the criminal bankers instead of arresting them. |
zvezda 1 User ID: 36953622 Bulgaria 03/27/2013 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Capital Controls Quoting: Bill Paxton • All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed. • Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed. • Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions: a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country. b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities. c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad. • All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month. • The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses. • They will run for seven days Am I missing something? Last Edited by zvezda 1 on 03/27/2013 10:18 AM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 36782551 Portugal 03/27/2013 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Capital Controls Quoting: Bill Paxton • All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed. • Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed. • Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions: a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country. b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities. c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad. • All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month. • The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses. • They will run for seven days Am I missing something? They probably meant seven years |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36971933 United States 03/27/2013 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975 Hold on there, fella! We'll have none of that crazy talk around here!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13192481 Greece 03/27/2013 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975 Hold on there, fella! We'll have none of that crazy talk around here!! I just can't help myself sometimes :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1679252 United States 03/27/2013 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's Quoting: ZEROeffect Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you? Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited. |
recollector User ID: 26964049 United Kingdom 03/27/2013 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's Quoting: ZEROeffect Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you? Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited. ...and this is why the banks will close after 5 minutes.Not because the lack of money (this will be in 6 working days), but because of plenty of people... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34881307 United States 03/27/2013 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out [link to twitter.com (secure)] GREEK POLICE SPOKESMAN: BOMB WENT OFF IN ACROPOLIS NEIGHBORHOOD |
Liar User ID: 34784030 Spain 03/27/2013 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Capital Controls Quoting: Bill Paxton • All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed. • Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed. • Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions: a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country. b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities. c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad. • All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month. • The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses. • They will run for seven days So this is the EU stil?? Sounds more like North Korea, Cuba, or Zimbabwe. |
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Bill Paxton (OP) User ID: 36782551 Portugal 03/27/2013 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out Cyprus banks to reopen at 1000 GMT Thursday: central bank [link to www.globalpost.com] Stay vigilant... |
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Psych User ID: 903456 Netherlands 03/27/2013 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it. Quoting: Psych This is gonna be so f***ing awesome. Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment. And so it begins...finally Indeed. Consequences will never be the same. I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it. Quoting: Psych This is gonna be so f***ing awesome. Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment. haha. true dedication! we salute you! i will be at home too lOl Nice! |
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Cocorito90 User ID: 28952191 San Marino 03/27/2013 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's Quoting: ZEROeffect Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you? Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited. ...and this is why the banks will close after 5 minutes.Not because the lack of money (this will be in 6 working days), but because of plenty of people... Recollector do you confirm your yesterday news about Spain on friday? |