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Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out

 
Bill Paxton  (OP)

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Capital Controls

• All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed.

• Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed.

• Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions:

a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country.

b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities.

c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad.

• All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month.

• The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses.

• They will run for seven days
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I sure wouldn't want to have a job as a riot cop or armed guard in Cyprus, cuz if the public finds out what I do for a living, I would be worried that while I was away at work helping the bankers and corrupt politicians rip off the little people, they would turn on me and burn me out at home. Same as any cop anywhere in the world that turns their loyalty from protecting the public to assisting in the theft of the public's wealth.

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Notice everyone keeps using the term "Haircut" instead of what it is "Default" the sheep don't want to shake up TPTB CDS's right?
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03/27/2013 10:05 AM
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Notice everyone keeps using the term "Haircut" instead of what it is "Default" the sheep don't want to shake up TPTB CDS's right?
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Haircut = Theft, but yeah i agree with you.
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03/27/2013 10:06 AM
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
armed guards are stupid.

why try to protect something that everyone knows can't pay the guards salary.

and what bank left over would try to process a paycheck from the failed bank.
 Quoting: alufiend 36725212


They're paying them withe money they stole from people.
Lol. They steal people's deposits then use the money to hire guards so they can keep them under control when they let them know they're stealing all the rest of it too.
100% of people's money GONE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


This is what happened in Argentina. The Police were protecting the criminal bankers instead of arresting them.
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03/27/2013 10:16 AM
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Capital Controls

• All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed.

• Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed.

• Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions:

a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country.

b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities.

c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad.

• All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month
.

The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses.

• They will run for seven days
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Am I missing something?

Last Edited by zvezda 1 on 03/27/2013 10:18 AM
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03/27/2013 10:28 AM
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Re: Eurozone Collapse: Official Cyprus Crysis Thread(Banks Re-Open!!!) I Don't Know Whats Going On Cause I Passed Out
Capital Controls

• All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed.

• Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed.

• Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions:

a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country.

b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities.

c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad.

• All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month
.

The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses.

• They will run for seven days
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Am I missing something?
 Quoting: zvezda 1


They probably meant seven years

chuckle
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03/27/2013 10:43 AM
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Haven't read entire thread, but the 2700 tanks DHS bought here in USA now makes sense. Get into physical assets, people...please
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03/27/2013 10:45 AM
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Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


Hold on there, fella! We'll have none of that crazy talk around here!!
Bill Paxton  (OP)

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03/27/2013 10:49 AM
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Kinda anxious about tomorrow...what will happen?, will the banks re-open, stay closed?, will there be still money on people's accounts?

damned
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03/27/2013 11:03 AM
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Notice they have enough money to do everything else they want....hire G4S guards...travel to Russia and wherever else needed... Money for everything except to give to the people who deposited it in the bank to begin with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36899975


Hold on there, fella! We'll have none of that crazy talk around here!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36971933


I just can't help myself sometimes :)
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03/27/2013 11:15 AM
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03/27/2013 11:26 AM
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Meanwhile in Turkey

"S&P brings Turkey within one notch of investment grade"

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03/27/2013 11:32 AM
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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited.
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03/27/2013 11:34 AM
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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited.
 Quoting: Little Bee



...and this is why the banks will close after 5 minutes.Not because the lack of money (this will be in 6 working days), but because of plenty of people...
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03/27/2013 12:23 PM
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Capital Controls

• All savings accounts must run until their expiry date - with no early withdrawals allowed.

• Cashing of cheques will be suspended, but 'cheque deposits' will be allowed.

• Payments out of the country are suspended, with certain exemptions:

a) Individuals will only be allowed to take €3,000 in cash on each trip out of the country.

b) Import payments will be allowed when 'the relevant documents' are provided to the authorities.

c) Cypriots will only be allowed to transfer up to €10,000 per quarter for fellow citizens who are studying abroad.

• All credit/debit card transactions abroad will be capped at €5,000 per person, per month.

• The measures will apply to all accounts, regardless of the currency it uses.

• They will run for seven days

 Quoting: Bill Paxton


So this is the EU stil??
Sounds more like North Korea, Cuba, or Zimbabwe.
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I would not want to be any type of "Guard" in the United States once the shit breaks loose here...
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Helicopters and police sirens wailing across Nicosia....

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03/27/2013 12:31 PM
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Helicopters and police sirens wailing across Nicosia....

[link to twitter.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34881307


violin
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03/27/2013 12:37 PM
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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
Bill Paxton  (OP)

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03/27/2013 12:41 PM
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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
 Quoting: Psych


And so it begins...finally

5a
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Cyprus banks to reopen at 1000 GMT Thursday: central bank

[link to www.globalpost.com]

Stay vigilant...

xmit
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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
 Quoting: Psych


haha. true dedication! we salute you!

i will be at home too popcorn
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I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
 Quoting: Psych


And so it begins...finally

5a
 Quoting: Bill Paxton


Indeed. Consequences will never be the same. tounge

I am definitely working from home tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it.

This is gonna be so f***ing awesome.


Consider this an experiment in a controlled environment.
 Quoting: Psych


haha. true dedication! we salute you!

i will be at home too popcorn
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lOl Nice!

internethighfive
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hehe!


*puts hand on screen*



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I predict that on thursday morning if they even open at 9:00 am that at 9:05 they are closed and out of money at every location including the ATM's

Anyone want to doubt my predictive POWERS? If you do then your are doubting an angel that told my uncle! YOU don't want to doubt my uncle's angel do you?
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


Well, there will be capital controls in place to limit the amount of money that can be withdrawn, and no doubt those rules will be enforced. But everyone will WANT all they have deposited.
 Quoting: Little Bee



...and this is why the banks will close after 5 minutes.Not because the lack of money (this will be in 6 working days), but because of plenty of people...
 Quoting: recollector


Recollector do you confirm your yesterday news about Spain on friday?





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