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What happens when your spouse drinks too much

 
Anonymous Coward
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What happens when your spouse drinks too much
dasbier+grumpy2+slaphim+blackeye+hiding2+shitstir2
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+bananasex
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I read the emotes as...

Beer loving yodeler gets slapped up by grump and gives up while getting posted about
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
Last time my wife drank she showed up here trying to kick my door in at 6:00am, she threatened me with various things, till I let her in and when I called my mother so she would come over to be a witness so I wouldnt get charged with domestic violence she grabbed my cell phone (mil-spec) and smashed it on a metal shelf till it quit working.

Fun stuff!

Then she goes on a tangent about "why won't you drink with me!".

Obviously she doesn't have a concept about how much self control I needed not to... well it wouldn't have been pretty.
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last time she got drunk she was a virgin and crawled up the stairs hal way, took her clothes of, mumbled "fyck me" and then passed out lol
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
Gets drunk and pops her tater tots out. Why do you ask?
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It use to put me in the Nervous Hospital.

Uh-huh...

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How much is too much?

I start to dance around the kitchen while cooking dinner
then I eat and pass out
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How much is too much?

I start to dance around the kitchen while cooking dinner
then I eat and pass out
 Quoting: Another Drunken Spouse 35670751


also drunk post
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
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My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


Did You leave out bought beer on the way?
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03/26/2013 03:54 PM
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Make him a chicken pot pie, get him a beer, and get naked stick your ass in the air and shut up! How bout them apples!
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
Last time my wife drank she showed up here trying to kick my door in at 6:00am, she threatened me with various things, till I let her in and when I called my mother so she would come over to be a witness so I wouldnt get charged with domestic violence she grabbed my cell phone (mil-spec) and smashed it on a metal shelf till it quit working.

Fun stuff!

Then she goes on a tangent about "why won't you drink with me!".

Obviously she doesn't have a concept about how much self control I needed not to... well it wouldn't have been pretty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36295539


Mil-Spec cell phones? I know the military buys Apples and Galaxies but Mil-Spec cell phones? I never heard of such a creature.
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Make him a chicken pot pie, get him a beer, and get naked stick your ass in the air and shut up! How bout them apples!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24090746


:mel3:
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Make him a chicken pot pie, get him a beer, and get naked stick your ass in the air and shut up! How bout them apples!
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Now that's my kind of a woman!
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FACE DOWN ASS UP
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I just dig her back up and turn her over.
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


are you saying he beats you when hes drunk?!
cuz you look cute as hell and that would make me feel bad :(
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 Quoting: skyblau


Too much is relative. To much for you or too much for him? Some, er, most women drive men to drinking, ya know?
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When my ho drinks, I'm in the money.
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


are you saying he beats you when hes drunk?!
cuz you look cute as hell and that would make me feel bad :(
 Quoting: T-Man


hitting on the abused chick... classy
"It can't happen"

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No sleep till mars!

The greening of mars.. it can be done!

Pray for extraterrestrial intervention...

We won't make it off world with our political, ideological and religious differences.

It's been a fuel for our advancement tho..

It must be done!

Been jumping time streams since I don't know when..
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When my ho drinks, I'm in the money.
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With a face like yours one would have to pay.
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Al-Anon better yet, Celebrate Recovery if you have one near you.

Al-Anon is for Spouses and family members of people who drink too much.

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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


Wait? Wut?
Husband has to ask you for beer money?....or money for anything?

wtfdoc
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


are you saying he beats you when hes drunk?!
cuz you look cute as hell and that would make me feel bad :(
 Quoting: T-Man


hitting on the abused chick... classy
 Quoting: Uncle Tardo!


ahh so thats how you think?

i have zero chance of ever meeting her so that didnt really come into mind. i would just love to beat that asshole up if it was true.

but yea i guess i just have some anger id like to release on a fitting occasion :P (maybe same thing he gets when hes drunk only different?)
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


Wait? Wut?
Husband has to ask you for beer money?....or money for anything?

wtfdoc
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


yea i didnt get that part either. why wouldnt he just get his own beer lol
Uncle Tardo!

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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
Al-Anon better yet, Celebrate Recovery if you have one near you.

Al-Anon is for Spouses and family members of people who drink too much.
 Quoting: A Friend


Better yet get a couple of agencies involved create a new client and keep the spinning wheel door going.

there's a paycheck in here somewhere
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No sleep till mars!

The greening of mars.. it can be done!

Pray for extraterrestrial intervention...

We won't make it off world with our political, ideological and religious differences.

It's been a fuel for our advancement tho..

It must be done!

Been jumping time streams since I don't know when..
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I get laid without foreplay...?
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


Thats pathetic, your husband begs you to buy beer.
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Re: What happens when your spouse drinks too much
My husband got really drunk and pissed off last night. Today he is begging me to buy him some beer. I said NO. I did the emotioncons to visually show him why I don't want him to drink. He stormed out and went fishing.
 Quoting: skyblau


are you saying he beats you when hes drunk?!
cuz you look cute as hell and that would make me feel bad :(
 Quoting: T-Man


hitting on the abused chick... classy
 Quoting: Uncle Tardo!


ahh so thats how you think?

i have zero chance of ever meeting her so that didnt really come into mind. i would just love to beat that asshole up if it was true.

but yea i guess i just have some anger id like to release on a fitting occasion :P (maybe same thing he gets when hes drunk only different?)
 Quoting: T-Man


You need to make an ..

"I have Issues" thread...
"It can't happen"

[link to htwins.net]

No sleep till mars!

The greening of mars.. it can be done!

Pray for extraterrestrial intervention...

We won't make it off world with our political, ideological and religious differences.

It's been a fuel for our advancement tho..

It must be done!

Been jumping time streams since I don't know when..
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 Quoting: skyblau


Is it even possible to drink too much 3.2 beer?

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