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John Titor Confirms Jesus Never Existed

 
John Titor
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03/27/2013 01:11 AM
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Boy are all you Christians going to be shocked when viewing the actual past goes from classified to the public.

You know how the History channel is running a show called Vikings right now in 2013.

There is another show called The Bible.

Well, you see, this never gets old. People start demanding more and more historical accuracy. They keep working on it, and suddenly..

I remember the first show I ever watched filmed with a psychometric camera. It was called "Viking Attack at Lindisfarne".

It really upset you Christians because you knew that someone was going to suggest a documentary on Jesus next. You tried to stop it by any legal means neccessary.

But you couldn't stop it.

A documentary came out showing how The Churches of Mythras were converted to The Churches of Jesus Christ after 325.

It traces Paul(Jesus) to a famous Seer during the time of Titus. How parts of Josephus' and Titus' lives were put in the Bible. It also explained why Nero was demonized.

The entire New Testament and all of its authors were identified. Well, that pretty much kills Christianity.

Christianity as it is today, dies then returns to a very Gnostic flavor.
Jesus is no longer a historical person but a role model.
It is accepted as fact that The Bible is with error.
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03/27/2013 01:12 AM
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so you worship john titor?
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03/27/2013 01:14 AM
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so you worship john titor?
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I say that I am a Gnostic Christian because I believe in family values, the golden rule. I believe there is a good person ideal to attain.
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03/27/2013 01:17 AM
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Boy are all you Christians going to be shocked when viewing the actual past goes from classified to the public.

You know how the History channel is running a show called Vikings right now in 2013.

There is another show called The Bible.

Well, you see, this never gets old. People start demanding more and more historical accuracy. They keep working on it, and suddenly..

I remember the first show I ever watched filmed with a psychometric camera. It was called "Viking Attack at Lindisfarne".

It really upset you Christians because you knew that someone was going to suggest a documentary on Jesus next. You tried to stop it by any legal means neccessary.

But you couldn't stop it.

A documentary came out showing how The Churches of Mythras were converted to The Churches of Jesus Christ after 325.

It traces Paul(Jesus) to a famous Seer during the time of Titus. How parts of Josephus' and Titus' lives were put in the Bible. It also explained why Nero was demonized.

The entire New Testament and all of its authors were identified. Well, that pretty much kills Christianity.

Christianity as it is today, dies then returns to a very Gnostic flavor.
Jesus is no longer a historical person but a role model.
It is accepted as fact that The Bible is with error.
 Quoting: John Titor 1518033





The Lake of Fire awaits you and John Titor.

Don't believe it? No problem..

Sit tight.
John Titor (OP)
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03/27/2013 01:20 AM
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The Lake of Fire awaits you and John Titor.

Don't believe it? No problem..

Sit tight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36855905


Sit tight in the sickening filth of your own dellusion. I am immune your passive agressive threats of hell fire. Your time shall come on this Earth soon. So you sit tight and wait for your trial and tribulation.

Christianity and Christians are harmful to children. Something must and will be done about it.
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03/27/2013 01:22 AM
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so you worship john titor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


I say that I am a Gnostic Christian because I believe in family values, the golden rule. I believe there is a good person ideal to attain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


a gnostic christian. youre a luciferian, your destination is the lake of fire if you dont get off this garbage you believe in
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2013 01:23 AM
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haha JT.... what a joke that bloke is.....

JT in all of its forms

ST same shit... they are all the same dog

Sylvester Stallone ST ALL ONE
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03/27/2013 01:23 AM
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Woohoo Go John Titor.. banana2

To be honest His (John Titors) version of the Bible seems a whole lot more believable..
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03/27/2013 01:24 AM
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03/27/2013 01:31 AM
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Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not nuked. They were just firebombed like dozens of other Japanese cities.
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03/27/2013 01:32 AM
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Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not nuked. They were just firebombed like dozens of other Japanese cities.
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What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? The topic is "Jesus Never Existed".
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03/27/2013 01:39 AM
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Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not nuked. They were just firebombed like dozens of other Japanese cities.
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What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? The topic is "Jesus Never Existed".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Because John Titor told me so, thats why.

He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany.

That John Titor is one kickass dude.
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03/27/2013 01:41 AM
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Because John Titor told me so, thats why.

He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany.

That John Titor is one kickass dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940


You're off topic. Jesus was fiction.
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03/27/2013 01:46 AM
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Because John Titor told me so, thats why.

He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany.

That John Titor is one kickass dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940


You're off topic. Jesus was fiction.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


No, you are off topic, Japanese man! This thread is about John Titors revelations---- the cheif among them is the fact that nuclear weapons are a complete hoax! John Titor also told me that North Korea completely overruns South Korea in the 2013 war, and within 18 months they begin their major seaborne operations against Japan!
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03/27/2013 01:47 AM
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No, you are off topic, Japanese man! This thread is about John Titors revelations---- the cheif among them is the fact that nuclear weapons are a complete hoax! John Titor also told me that North Korea completely overruns South Korea in the 2013 war, and within 18 months they begin their major seaborne operations against Japan!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940


I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese.
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03/27/2013 01:56 AM
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I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese.
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you ain't John Titor either.
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03/27/2013 02:04 AM
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No, you are off topic, Japanese man! This thread is about John Titors revelations---- the cheif among them is the fact that nuclear weapons are a complete hoax! John Titor also told me that North Korea completely overruns South Korea in the 2013 war, and within 18 months they begin their major seaborne operations against Japan!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940


I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


HAAHAH, then I guess you are just a faggot butt boy that wants to take it up the ass by some Japanese man, hahahh! I bet you even wish to get a sex and race change and try to become a Japanese woman so that you can be the bitch of some ronery Japanese "grass eater" wuss boy! HAHHAA
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03/27/2013 02:20 AM
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HAAHAH, then I guess you are just a faggot butt boy that wants to take it up the ass by some Japanese man, hahahh! I bet you even wish to get a sex and race change and try to become a Japanese woman so that you can be the bitch of some ronery Japanese "grass eater" wuss boy! HAHHAA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940


lol
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/27/2013 02:21 AM
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I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


you ain't John Titor either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29662353


No shit! And people who believe I am John Titor, also believe that Jesus was real.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2013 02:25 AM
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Jesus confirms John Titor never existed!
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03/27/2013 02:27 AM
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so you worship john titor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


I say that I am a Gnostic Christian because I believe in family values, the golden rule. I believe there is a good person ideal to attain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


The gnostics were the first antichrists.
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03/27/2013 02:29 AM
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I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


you ain't John Titor either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29662353


No shit! And people who believe I am John Titor, also believe that Jesus was real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033

Well so much for this thread.
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03/27/2013 02:29 AM
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so you worship john titor?
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I say that I am a Gnostic Christian because I believe in family values, the golden rule. I believe there is a good person ideal to attain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


It's not going to save you.
Soma/Comatose
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HEADLINE:

WHO GIVES A SHIT?

HEADLINE:

JESUS CONFIRMS THAT JOHN TITOR NEVER EXISTED.

HEADLINE:

This is SO stupid...

NiceTryAsshole
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03/27/2013 02:34 AM
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WHO GIVES A SHIT?
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


So this means I won the debate? Good.
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03/27/2013 02:34 AM
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John Titor has been proven to be lying, yet OP is stupid enough to make him his source of his claim.

OP is truely an idiot.
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03/27/2013 02:37 AM
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John Titor has been proven to be lying, yet OP is stupid enough to make him his source of his claim.

OP is truely an idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16325163


John Titor says that Jesus never existed. He knows it for a fact as all people in his age know.

Deep down, you probably know it too. But you are in denial. Jesus never existed. The Jesus of the Bible is a fictional character based on many historical and mythical characters.
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03/27/2013 02:38 AM
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Telling everyone in 2013 that believes Jesus was a real guy, that Jesus was fictional, is kind of like telling a child that Santa isn't real. It breaks my heart a little. But it is for their own good.
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03/27/2013 02:42 AM
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Funniest thread I've read for ages .. thanks guys.

But in seriousness OP I agree with you .. Christians .. especially the new one.. them born agains fundamentalists are sheep walking backwards.

And BTW John Titor ROCKS!!!!

;)
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03/27/2013 02:50 AM
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Funniest thread I've read for ages .. thanks guys.

But in seriousness OP I agree with you .. Christians .. especially the new one.. them born agains fundamentalists are sheep walking backwards.

And BTW John Titor ROCKS!!!!

;)
 Quoting: Quanta 36926123


John Titor thinks you rock too!
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WHO GIVES A SHIT?
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


So this means I won the debate? Good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Explain to me how me not giving a shit about what you said makes you the winner?

Oh, wait...

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

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