John Titor Confirms Jesus Never Existed | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36855905 United States 03/27/2013 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boy are all you Christians going to be shocked when viewing the actual past goes from classified to the public. Quoting: John Titor 1518033 You know how the History channel is running a show called Vikings right now in 2013. There is another show called The Bible. Well, you see, this never gets old. People start demanding more and more historical accuracy. They keep working on it, and suddenly.. I remember the first show I ever watched filmed with a psychometric camera. It was called "Viking Attack at Lindisfarne". It really upset you Christians because you knew that someone was going to suggest a documentary on Jesus next. You tried to stop it by any legal means neccessary. But you couldn't stop it. A documentary came out showing how The Churches of Mythras were converted to The Churches of Jesus Christ after 325. It traces Paul(Jesus) to a famous Seer during the time of Titus. How parts of Josephus' and Titus' lives were put in the Bible. It also explained why Nero was demonized. The entire New Testament and all of its authors were identified. Well, that pretty much kills Christianity. Christianity as it is today, dies then returns to a very Gnostic flavor. Jesus is no longer a historical person but a role model. It is accepted as fact that The Bible is with error. The Lake of Fire awaits you and John Titor. Don't believe it? No problem.. Sit tight. |
John Titor (OP) User ID: 1518033 Japan 03/27/2013 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Lake of Fire awaits you and John Titor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36855905 Don't believe it? No problem.. Sit tight. Sit tight in the sickening filth of your own dellusion. I am immune your passive agressive threats of hell fire. Your time shall come on this Earth soon. So you sit tight and wait for your trial and tribulation. Christianity and Christians are harmful to children. Something must and will be done about it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36905940 United States 03/27/2013 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not nuked. They were just firebombed like dozens of other Japanese cities. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940 What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? The topic is "Jesus Never Existed". Because John Titor told me so, thats why. He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany. That John Titor is one kickass dude. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1518033 Japan 03/27/2013 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because John Titor told me so, thats why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940 He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany. That John Titor is one kickass dude. You're off topic. Jesus was fiction. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36905940 United States 03/27/2013 01:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because John Titor told me so, thats why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940 He said the whole "nuclear weapon" thing was hoaxed in order to prevent upstart industrializing countries from becoming militarist and challenging the United States, as Germany and Japan had done. Also, the US and the UK needed a hoax in order to halt Soviet advance in Europe. If Stalin would have called their bluff, the Red Army could have easily captured the whole of Europe after the defeat of NS Germany. That John Titor is one kickass dude. You're off topic. Jesus was fiction. No, you are off topic, Japanese man! This thread is about John Titors revelations---- the cheif among them is the fact that nuclear weapons are a complete hoax! John Titor also told me that North Korea completely overruns South Korea in the 2013 war, and within 18 months they begin their major seaborne operations against Japan! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1518033 Japan 03/27/2013 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, you are off topic, Japanese man! This thread is about John Titors revelations---- the cheif among them is the fact that nuclear weapons are a complete hoax! John Titor also told me that North Korea completely overruns South Korea in the 2013 war, and within 18 months they begin their major seaborne operations against Japan! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36905940 I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35177510 United States 03/27/2013 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not Japanese, you fucking moron. Just because there is a Japanese flag on my posts doesn't mean I am Japanese. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033 you ain't John Titor either. No shit! And people who believe I am John Titor, also believe that Jesus was real. Well so much for this thread. |
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Soma/Comatose User ID: 32963937 United States 03/27/2013 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HEADLINE: WHO GIVES A SHIT? HEADLINE: JESUS CONFIRMS THAT JOHN TITOR NEVER EXISTED. HEADLINE: This is SO stupid... ''Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.'' —President George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004 |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1518033 Japan 03/27/2013 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | John Titor has been proven to be lying, yet OP is stupid enough to make him his source of his claim. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16325163 OP is truely an idiot. John Titor says that Jesus never existed. He knows it for a fact as all people in his age know. Deep down, you probably know it too. But you are in denial. Jesus never existed. The Jesus of the Bible is a fictional character based on many historical and mythical characters. |
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Soma/Comatose User ID: 32963937 United States 03/27/2013 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Explain to me how me not giving a shit about what you said makes you the winner? Oh, wait... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!! ''Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.'' —President George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004 |
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