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Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO

 
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Haters gonna hate. Great video bro. The narration had me cracking up and made an excellent point simultaneously. What more can you ask for?
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obnoxious video so it will not make it to nasa so it was made for gllp
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I felt like Mitch Hedberg was narrating that video. Nice vid OP.
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Great post OP.

Funny but still very informative.

We need to demand answers on this.
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
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HFHF

Awesome!!! Just awesome!!! 5 stars!!!
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Anyone else think its odd this commect is going to do exactly what nibru was suposed to do last year,to the exact day?

Odd aint it..
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The video is right. I did a google search yesterday and there was not much new on the comet. We still have a ways to go before it becomes a really hot topic. Looking forward to it, should be very exciting !
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Is this a new ELEnin? Or a 21 december?
You always find something new ... trolls!
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no this is some serious fucking shit.
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And yet, NASA seems to be right, time and time again, and the posters on this site...wrong time and time again. If we added up all the failed predictions from this site.....
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........and then subtracted all the retarded AC posts....
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Very funny OP...and gets the point across. Why can't they put a telescope on it?
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!!!
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They put EPOXI on it already, but there's not much to see until it gets closer. I'm sure they'll use director's discretionary time on Hubble to take a look at it if it lives up to expectations. Dr. Matt Mountain is the director of STScI and he is the one that has ultimate say over what Hubble spends its discretionary time on.
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AC's are people too.
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(or that is what "they" would like you to think)

They can't put a real camera on the "comet", its a K'Vort-class....1dpanic

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Very funny OP...and gets the point across. Why can't they put a telescope on it?
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!!!
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They put EPOXI on it already, but there's not much to see until it gets closer. I'm sure they'll use director's discretionary time on Hubble to take a look at it if it lives up to expectations. Dr. Matt Mountain is the director of STScI and he is the one that has ultimate say over what Hubble spends its discretionary time on.
[link to director.stsci.edu]
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And just for shits and giggles, here's my first video of ISON:

If I have some time tonight and can find a telescope that isn't booked up I'll shoot a new video of it.
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
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Because its not close enough to the sun yet you fucking tard try reading a book next time
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And this time instead of three wise men trying to find a virgin we can send three bogans to find a whore!
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
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Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
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When the time comes to view the comet in the sky it will probably be another dud that I can't see because of light pollution or I am in the wrong hemisphere to see it.
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
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Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
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lol so you posted once and gave up in 4 minutes?

cruise

anyway, astro, you got any connections with dr mountain? [another lol]

it is thought that this comet is related to the great comet of 1680. here's a painting of what that looked like.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

should be pretty epic, no clue why they aren't all over it.
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
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Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


here ya go...

[link to lmgtfy.com]
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


lol so you posted once and gave up in 4 minutes?

cruise

anyway, astro, you got any connections with dr mountain? [another lol]

it is thought that this comet is related to the great comet of 1680. here's a painting of what that looked like.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

should be pretty epic, no clue why they aren't all over it.
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It's answers like yours that make me feel that I'm wasting my time on this as well as a reminder why I hardly ever come here. Off I go to a better and more respectful forum.

Ta ta......
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Enjoyed your video...Thanks!

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Historically, when NASA lets a story die like this, it means that they found out something about the object that they didn't like and are hoping and praying that people will forget about it.

Remember the NEET comet in 2003? No. No you don't. Cuz they figured out it had a chance to hit the earth and shut the hell up about it so people wouldn't be looking. Then they held their breath and hoped it didn't smack the shit out of us.
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Forgot to say:

That video was hilarious. I had to watch to the end for sheer morbid curiosity.
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When is this comet supposed to pass by? First time I have heard about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


lol so you posted once and gave up in 4 minutes?

cruise

anyway, astro, you got any connections with dr mountain? [another lol]

it is thought that this comet is related to the great comet of 1680. here's a painting of what that looked like.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

should be pretty epic, no clue why they aren't all over it.
 Quoting: genba


It's answers like yours that make me feel that I'm wasting my time on this as well as a reminder why I hardly ever come here. Off I go to a better and more respectful forum.

Ta ta......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


let's just get this straight.

you asked a question here which you could have easily googled. you then gave up in 4 minutes after no reply. then you double give up to go somewhere 'better and more respectful.'

good luck in your search to find a forum that will spoonfeed you tiny bits of data. there's no need for you to learn how to research things on your own, right? it's not like you have access to search engines or anything, right?

[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov] <- orbital diagram to show you where they think it will be at a date of your choosing

i'm told i'm a condescending asshole. maybe i just don't like lazy people. half the fun with this kind of stuff is doing the legwork and investigating!

would you rather have a fish, or the knowledge of how to fish?
rhombus will set you free...

some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend. just what you want to be, you will be in the end!

if you can't face the truth it's probably raping you from behind.
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Oh well. Really didn't expect an answer anyway.....

never mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


lol so you posted once and gave up in 4 minutes?

cruise

anyway, astro, you got any connections with dr mountain? [another lol]

it is thought that this comet is related to the great comet of 1680. here's a painting of what that looked like.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

should be pretty epic, no clue why they aren't all over it.
 Quoting: genba


It's answers like yours that make me feel that I'm wasting my time on this as well as a reminder why I hardly ever come here. Off I go to a better and more respectful forum.

Ta ta......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36727319


let's just get this straight.

you asked a question here which you could have easily googled. you then gave up in 4 minutes after no reply. then you double give up to go somewhere 'better and more respectful.'

good luck in your search to find a forum that will spoonfeed you tiny bits of data. there's no need for you to learn how to research things on your own, right? it's not like you have access to search engines or anything, right?

[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov] <- orbital diagram to show you where they think it will be at a date of your choosing

i'm told i'm a condescending asshole. maybe i just don't like lazy people. half the fun with this kind of stuff is doing the legwork and investigating!

would you rather have a fish, or the knowledge of how to fish?
 Quoting: genba


like I said....

here is all the info you will need on comet ISON...
[link to lmgtfy.com]
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pause at 2.10 and note first obs used "2011-12-28"

discovered on 2012-09-21 I thought you said?

it would appear somebody's been tracking this big-boy for quite a while, purely speculative of course.

Size? how's about a 42190klms radius sound? - please bear in mind I have no idea how to read graphs.

[link to www.astronomie.be]

Focus on your material guys, those boobies are way too distracting, but otherwise bravo !
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Excellent observation.

They've said the tail is small,
and it isn't brightening anywhere
like it should.

hmmmmm.....
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shouldn't that be
Most excellent observation
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I liked your video
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You can't just put a camera on Stereo A & B, because they are both slowly drifting forever away in their direction.
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Haters gonna hate. Great video bro. The narration had me cracking up and made an excellent point simultaneously. What more can you ask for?
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obnoxious video so it will not make it to nasa so it was made for gllp
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i feel a beyonce parody inspired by this video ..that would help get NASA on it LOL
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obnoxious video so it will not make it to nasa so it was made for gllp
 Quoting: WindyMind


Sorry. The "you are funny and good video" are outweighing the "there is no funny in science" votes. Maybe next time bro.

Great...a video by a meth head that thinks he is a Jonah Hill movie character.

He says NASA isn't looking at it, then says they look at it 7 times a day.

Also, he says they are keeping it under wraps, yet points out they have a web page dedicated to educating people on it.

Fucking moron!
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LOL WUT? Y U MAD BRO?

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Well Done

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