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Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO

 
Dr. Astro
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REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're not going to.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

None.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle

Yeah, it's called the Leonids and it has nothing to do with ISON.
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
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Drop the fear mongering bullshit.
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that was a bit Hedburg-esque.
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
To all those here saying that NASA is quiet because there isn't much to say until September, can you explain why they hyped it so much to start? Doesn't make much sense to me. They knew perfectly well that it would be a long time, so why start so early when people's attention span is so short?
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When they don't say anything, it's a conspiracy to cover it up, when they say something, it's a conspiracy to hype it up. They literally can't win no matter what they do.
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Woa, bro has found a new way to make DOOM reporting... put lulz into it!
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why nasa, military has way more
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REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're not going to.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

None.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle

Yeah, it's called the Leonids and it has nothing to do with ISON.
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
 Quoting: eagle

Drop the fear mongering bullshit.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Yeah, its not like earth has ever been hit with an ele before. When it does come and it will, you can have your head glued to your scope and never see it coming until its too late.
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bump
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REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're not going to.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

None.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle

Yeah, it's called the Leonids and it has nothing to do with ISON.
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
 Quoting: eagle

Drop the fear mongering bullshit.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Yeah, its not like earth has ever been hit with an ele before. When it does come and it will, you can have your head glued to your scope and never see it coming until its too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1771180


I see, so once cornered about the ISON bullshit, the idiots try to deflect to grand handwaving statements about "ELE" impacts in general. Fact is, telescopes are the only way we can find out about potential impacts ahead of time. The odds of an "ELE" impact in our lifetime however is extraordinarily low.
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REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're not going to.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

None.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle

Yeah, it's called the Leonids and it has nothing to do with ISON.
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
 Quoting: eagle

Drop the fear mongering bullshit.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Yeah, its not like earth has ever been hit with an ele before. When it does come and it will, you can have your head glued to your scope and never see it coming until its too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1771180


I see, so once cornered about the ISON bullshit, the idiots try to deflect to grand handwaving statements about "ELE" impacts in general. Fact is, telescopes are the only way we can find out about potential impacts ahead of time. The odds of an "ELE" impact in our lifetime however is extraordinarily low.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

Wow, telling me to kill myself in my karma page, real fucking mature.
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
 Quoting: NewThor


Whoa. Astro, buddy. Be nice. Remember people come to GLP for conspiracies and DOOM.
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I will repeat this: Anybody who belives NASA is a cut damn fool!!! FACT!!!
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
 Quoting: NewThor


Whoa. Astro, buddy. Be nice. Remember people come to GLP for conspiracies and DOOM.
 Quoting: NewThor

Sorry Thor, the idiots are on me like flies on a horse's ass today. For what it's worth I enjoy your videos.
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I will repeat this: Anybody who belives NASA is a cut damn fool!!! FACT!!!
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CORRECTION
I will repeat this: Anybody who believes NASA is a cut damn fool!!!
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Very funny OP...and gets the point across. Why can't they put a telescope on it?
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!!!
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Another bump for your creativity Thor : ) LOVE IT
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Guy's clearly stoned.
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
 Quoting: NewThor


Whoa. Astro, buddy. Be nice. Remember people come to GLP for conspiracies and DOOM.
 Quoting: NewThor

Sorry Thor, the idiots are on me like flies on a horse's ass today. For what it's worth I enjoy your videos.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Yes, you have to admit his videos are entertaining and raise questions without saying "THIS IS A FACT" Legitimate questions with a touch of humor : )

And for all the BS you get Astro, most of us appreciate your input hf
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Guy's clearly stoned.
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Jealous?
Dr. Astro
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Yes, you have to admit his videos are entertaining and raise questions without saying "THIS IS A FACT" Legitimate questions with a touch of humor : )

And for all the BS you get Astro, most of us appreciate your input hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30890652


Well the answers to the questions are certainly there to be found, but the video style is amusing.
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
 Quoting: NewThor


Whoa. Astro, buddy. Be nice. Remember people come to GLP for conspiracies and DOOM.
 Quoting: NewThor

Sorry Thor, the idiots are on me like flies on a horse's ass today. For what it's worth I enjoy your videos.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


It's mutual respect, sir. Don't let em get you down.
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
And yet, NASA seems to be right, time and time again, and the posters on this site...wrong time and time again. If we added up all the failed predictions from this site.....
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........and then subtracted all the retarded AC posts....
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AC's are people too.
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I made a user name in like 5 minutes
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
Historically, when NASA lets a story die like this, it means that they found out something about the object that they didn't like and are hoping and praying that people will forget about it.

Remember the NEET comet in 2003? No. No you don't. Cuz they figured out it had a chance to hit the earth and shut the hell up about it so people wouldn't be looking. Then they held their breath and hoped it didn't smack the shit out of us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18432713


Thanks for reminding the masses something ASSTRO surely wants us to forget.....that guy sure loves to suck some NASA dick eh? They can do no wrong in his eyes, yet he doesn't bother to ask why the space program was just shut down (they can print all the fucking money they want, that is not the reason!) and they made near Earth objects a military project.....

Oh yeah, nothing to see folks, move on....uhhhh - NO!

That thing was bigger than the sun!
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REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're going to miss it by the skin of our teeth.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

we will probably have a couple of near misses only a couple of billion miles or so.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle
The Leonids may be more intense this year but on the other hand may'be not
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
 Quoting: eagle

I will be moving my scope into the greenhouse to give my tomato plants some company
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Get with the program astro,you have got to give people what they want so i edited your post for you.

peacehf
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Just wondering, it's supposed to be it's brightest in November/December. Will we see it little by little, brighter and brighter, with the naked eye anytime before then?
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I will repeat this: Anybody who belives NASA is a cut damn fool!!! FACT!!!
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same opinion
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Guy's clearly stoned.
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Jealous?
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I am.....
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They can do no wrong in his eyes, yet he doesn't bother to ask why the space program was just shut down (they can print all the fucking money they want, that is not the reason!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21083803

NASA is not in charge of the money or how much they get. Politicians decide what they get to do. That IS the reason whether you like it or not.
and they made near Earth objects a military project.....
 Quoting: AC

No, they did not.
Oh yeah, nothing to see folks, move on....uhhhh - NO!

That thing was bigger than the sun!
 Quoting: AC

A major comet's tail is frequently bigger than the sun, so what? What does that demonstrate other than layman ignorance of the size of common solar system objects? Even the comas of some comets can rival the sun in size, including comet Holmes. Comet McNaught in 2007 had a tail length of about 1 AU, the distance from the earth to the sun. These features are not gravitationally bound to the comet though, which is why they can get so large and they do not indicate that the comet's physical nucleus is a "massive" object.
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
REAL question IS .... WHEN Earth passes through the TAIL of this comet,
 Quoting: Eagle # 1 26614631

We're going to miss it by the skin of our teeth.
HOW MANY small and LARGE asteroids will we encounter that have been LEFT BEHIND ?
 Quoting: eagle

we will probably have a couple of near misses only a couple of billion miles or so.
It will 'rain' meteors in November, grasshoppers !
 Quoting: eagle
The Leonids may be more intense this year but on the other hand may'be not
Got any underground place to avoid the 'INCOMING" ?

Eagle
 Quoting: eagle

I will be moving my scope into the greenhouse to give my tomato plants some company
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Get with the program astro,you have got to give people what they want so i edited your post for you.

peacehf
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LOL!
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
I was too young to remember Hailey's in 1986.

I remember one in my late teens that was pretty cool.. HaleBopp I think?

I hope this actually turns into a great comet, but I'm not getting my hopes up, most of the time they call for a great comet it ends up being a dud or only visible for a couple of days like Hyakutake
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If Eagle is criticizing you, you must be doing something right...

He's like 0 for 32, in terms of the ideas he has supported in the past.
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Re: Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO
hey Astro...when does this comet become visible to the naked eye?

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