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Comet ISON - WTF NASA? - VIDEO

 
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according to this link, it 'might' already be a dud. although there's always hope?

[link to www.news.com.au]
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It's not behaving like a 'comet' hey?
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hey Astro...when does this comet become visible to the naked eye?
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It should reach naked eye visibility in November. You can see the projected magnitude curve here:
[link to www.aerith.net]
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november is when it passes the SUN

should be visible before that
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You can see the projected magnitude curve for yourself.
[link to www.aerith.net]
It's about magnitude 5~6 at the start of November. And frankly that's starting to look optimistic at this point.

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Why wait for nasa to put a telescope on it... what happened to the GLP telescopes? ... we have our own, why are we waiting for the fucktards at nasa?

Trinity.. Dr Astro... move that BUS!!!!!
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Ahhh.. HELLO????... any body?
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Why wait for nasa to put a telescope on it... what happened to the GLP telescopes? ... we have our own, why are we waiting for the fucktards at nasa?

Trinity.. Dr Astro... move that BUS!!!!!
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Ahhh.. HELLO????... any body?
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I got this. Sergio is working on it.
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^this
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This was hilarious and proof that not all GLPers are completely dumb fucks
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^this
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I spent 40 days in a west coast desert with the real Yoda, maybe Comets are Angels. Oh it does seem that everything is attracted to light and all the beautiful things that come with it. If you forget everything you know, it is still so easy to be in love with the Universe? Yar.

Romance and soul are powerful things, yo.
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Aliens bruh.
"No matter how exotic human civilization becomes, no matter the developments of life and society nor the complexity of the machine/human interface, there always come interludes of lonely power when the course of humankind, depends upon the relatively simple actions of single individuals."
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ISON is a dark comet
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ISON is a dark comet
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In this video, I show the data, latest images and videos, explain why Comet C/2012 S1 ISON is special, ask Nasa a question and make a special request.

Enjoy!

And help me help you get Nasa to move on this!

T
 Quoting: NewThor



LMFAO. great video bro. "put a bra on her!"
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Astro, your man dude (my sad attempt at sounding American) - every time something is going on in the Heavens and a thread is posted, I always wait for Astro, just so I can go to bed and sleep nice and sound with my thumb up my arse (only joking) ; )

But I would love Astro do a thread where he takes questions from the sane and insane alike. I would love to know what actually makes unsure when looking up! Has he ever seen anything he could not explain? And does he think little green men might exist?

GLP is so lucky to have people like Astro prepared to come onto a 'lunatic' forum like this to give people some real scientific input. As i said Astro - You're the Man and much love to you!

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Why is nobody talking about LEMMON. That happens first.

Also there is an Aten Asteroid that is a Yarkovsky Candiadate in June.

Yarkovsky effect. Turning asteroids into Earth Directed Missels. Its a big one. Atens are close call Asteroids.
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Does anyone know measured a magnitude (-13) is only for coma or coma + tail?

scratching
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Join me and Suspicious0bservers in this important grass roots effort!
 Quoting: NewThor


Here are some of my savings on Nibiru
Iam dumping the hole shebang in your lap
Now tell me, what does this all tell you:

NIBIRU:
Nibiru insider
[link to www.youtube.com]
[link to www.youtube.com]
Latest as of 5/24/12
[link to www.youtube.com] censored

nibiru insider speaks out:
[link to www.youtube.com]
NIBIRU SUN WITH ITS SEVEN PLANETS REAL & ARE IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM - PROF:
[link to www.youtube.com]
This is the Truth. 2012:
[link to www.youtube.com]

INSIDER SPEAKS OUT ABOUT NIBIRU, PLANET X AND ELENIN:
[link to www.youtube.com]
And:
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Join me and Suspicious0bservers in this important grass roots effort!
 Quoting: NewThor


Here are some of my savings on Nibiru
Iam dumping the hole shebang in your lap
Now tell me, what does this all tell you:

NIBIRU:
Nibiru insider
[link to www.youtube.com]
[link to www.youtube.com]
Latest as of 5/24/12
[link to www.youtube.com] censored

nibiru insider speaks out:
[link to www.youtube.com]
NIBIRU SUN WITH ITS SEVEN PLANETS REAL & ARE IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM - PROF:
[link to www.youtube.com]
This is the Truth. 2012:
[link to www.youtube.com]

INSIDER SPEAKS OUT ABOUT NIBIRU, PLANET X AND ELENIN:
[link to www.youtube.com]
And:
[link to www.youtube.com]
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I need to find a good woman to cuddle with. That's what all the data is telling me.
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op love your videos!
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Ditto 5* :)
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Is this a new ELEnin? Or a 21 december?
You always find something new ... trolls!
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Depends on what you mean by that.

Elenin was destroyed in space for some odd reason...

As for 2012 you're probably looking at your erronous grogorian calendar which wasn't made by astronomical bases.

So who's the troll?

feedtroll
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Join me and Suspicious0bservers in this important grass roots effort!
 Quoting: NewThor


Here are some of my savings on Nibiru
Iam dumping the hole shebang in your lap
Now tell me, what does this all tell you:

NIBIRU:
Nibiru insider
[link to www.youtube.com]
[link to www.youtube.com]
Latest as of 5/24/12
[link to www.youtube.com] censored

nibiru insider speaks out:
[link to www.youtube.com]
NIBIRU SUN WITH ITS SEVEN PLANETS REAL & ARE IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM - PROF:
[link to www.youtube.com]
This is the Truth. 2012:
[link to www.youtube.com]

INSIDER SPEAKS OUT ABOUT NIBIRU, PLANET X AND ELENIN:
[link to www.youtube.com]
And:
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36723136


I have a video that has been deleted on you tube that is far morebelievable than all the nonsense put above it was a summary of mission being made by russian and german secret service in which the coming of nibiru is mentioned somewhere in 2014....

But as i said it has been removed from you tube as anyone would expect.

I'm not going to post it on glp i have my reasons for that but if what was said on that video was trough nibiru is very real and will wreck the entire planet.


Humans will survive this as they have in the past but the technological era will be gone for good except in the underground cities where radiation levels will not penetrate.
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Maybe it's something big influencing the orbit of those comet , any one noticed the high amount of comets in 2013 , that a sign that the sun evil twin is joining our solar system , it's only matter of time
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How much do we REALLY know about the universe?
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How much do we REALLY know about the universe?
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Not as much as we like to think we know, which is next to nothing even after allowing for humanity's over-inflated sense of superiority and importance.
We are not the dreamers. We are the dream chasers.

"Poltical language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable" - George Orwell

"All great truths begin as blasphemies" - George Bernard Shaw

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect has intended that we forgo their use" - Galileo
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Yeah.
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WOW, that video was painful. Although it did raise my awareness of ISON a bit...I thought I was going to have a god damned stroke before I could finish it!
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Is this a new ELEnin? Or a 21 december?
You always find something new ... trolls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4917857


Depends on what you mean by that.

Elenin was destroyed in space for some odd reason...

As for 2012 you're probably looking at your erronous grogorian calendar which wasn't made by astronomical bases.

So who's the troll?

feedtroll
 Quoting: Mr information 1337378


Not to derail, but yeah....what the hell was the Julian/Gregorian calendars based upon?? I mean, they are inaccurate as all fuck...
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Been working. Any new Ison info?
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Been working. Any new Ison info?
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Not really - but may new to some readers.
Posted this in another thread:


To say it with the words of Forrest Gump:
"Comets are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get."

The current development of the light curve shows a peak brightness of -13 mag at 2013 Nov. 28, 18:00 UTC. That is as bright as the full moon - not 15 times as bright as some people say.
But this peak brightnes the comet will reach only at a few hours around perihelion (his closest approach to the sun).
The day before and after the perihelion the estimated brightnes is only -3.8 mag, about the brightness of Venus.

Unfortunately at this time (Perihelion +/- 1 day) the comet is too close to the sun to be observable without special equipment (simulating a solar eclipse - don't know the englisch word, in german it's "Protoberanzenansatz"). Nevertheless it will be in the Lasco images at that time.

A more reliable brightness estimation can be made in July/August (at best) - at the moment the development is lower than expected.

Estimated brightness of C/2012 S1 (ISON) - perihelion +/- 1.5 days.
c2012s1_mag1


.
If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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Thank you, h.

Its tail is short.
It is not brightening as expected.
What were initial size measurements based upon?

If life were a comic book, superheroes could move planets a billion times the size of Jupiter.

Mythology works best when classic romance is the core.

How much energy can binary love produce?
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Its tail is short.
It is not brightening as expected.
What were initial size measurements based upon?
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The initial light curve was calculated for an average comet (distance, brightness at discovery and from pre-discovery photo plates).
It's now corrected according to observations.
You can find more information here: [link to www.aerith.net]

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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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Its tail is short.
It is not brightening as expected.
What were initial size measurements based upon?
 Quoting: NewThor

The initial light curve was calculated for an average comet (distance, brightness at discovery and from pre-discovery photo plates).
It's now corrected according to observations.
You can find more information here: [link to www.aerith.net]

.
 Quoting: Hydra


WTF HYDRA?

it is a photo from Feb 1
and f uggin' charts.

guess i'll just have to go off tonight's lighting.

I was on the highway, doing 65 in 2:30am post friday night leaving dallas traffic. the lightning was amazing and mezmerizing. and then the sky dumped a large lake onto us.

0% visibilty makes the heart beat a little bit faster at even 1 mph. no?

Ok, yeah, so. lightning, thunder, poetry, bread and cheese.
i thank thee.

God bless every one always.

please?

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