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OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.

 
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OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
Has the Secret Service deployed shape-shifter agents?

Wired’s Danger Room blog actually posed that question to the National Security Council after a recent conspiracy video suggested that an alien, robot or shape-shifter being had guarded President Obama at a recent event. (You can watch the video at the Wired blog. Warning: It has some offensive language.)

An NSC spokeswoman said she can’t confirm the video’s claims, but “any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” according to the Danger Room blog.
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The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.” We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isn’t a flat denial.
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Didn't find any official source confirming such response, therefore I DO NOT VOUCH for its authenticity. I'm just bouncing the ball.
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If, I said "IF" the alleged response is legit, it's quite odd to say the least.

“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,”

What happened to "the government of the USA vehemently denies..." or "we do not acknowledge the existence of..."

Saying they "can't confirm", sounds almost like admitting guilt.

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If, I said "IF" the alleged response is legit, it's quite odd to say the least.

“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,”

What happened to "the government of the USA vehemently denies..." or "we do not acknowledge the existence of..."

Saying they "can't confirm", sounds almost like admitting guilt.

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I'm guessing it's a tongue-in-cheek response to a stupid video
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Seriously, this shit should be pinned already!

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Yea, too bad they work with underground reptilians and molest and sacrifice babies to DEMONS.

Dummies.
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
Oh, and they also happened to enslave you, start false wars, crash the economy, lie, and completely bitch slap you to HELL.

YEA THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS!
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If, I said "IF" the alleged response is legit, it's quite odd to say the least.

“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,”

What happened to "the government of the USA vehemently denies..." or "we do not acknowledge the existence of..."

Saying they "can't confirm", sounds almost like admitting guilt.

spock
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


I'm guessing it's a tongue-in-cheek response to a stupid video
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Point is that the video went viral and put the reptilian-shapeshifter subject in the spotlight.

I don't remember the US government having EVER addressed the reptilian-shapeshifter matter. Do you??
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Looks like Voldemort is in the secret service.
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Send the repvile to guantanamo bay and waterboard his uglyass until he gives the lication to his verminous race for annihlation and wipeout thebase and all his generations of spawnfish and feed them to the dogs
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
Now would be an EXCELLENT time for someone inviting that individual on TV for an interview and inquiring about his real nature.

Unless they are afraid of his shapeshifting device failing again and revealing more creepy details like scales, reptile eyes and hissing voice.
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
reminds me of that 1980's tv episode of V when a black president of the future sells out to the occupying invading extrastellar colonizers

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reminds me of that 1980's tv episode of V when a black president of the future sells out to the occupying invading extrastellar colonizers

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Obimbo is just rolling out the red carpet, because it was Eisenhower who invited them for the party.
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If they are advanced enough to shapeshift I don't think these devices or techniques would just "fail" in the middle of huge crowds.
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If they are advanced enough to shapeshift I don't think these devices or techniques would just "fail" in the middle of huge crowds.
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Maybe the Chinese sold lots of dudd cheap batteries to the aliens for a dollar. Looks creepy allright, almost like a vampire. First alien I saw in an office suit was in X-Files. Does this secret service alien not watch American Dad? He could've at least stuck a wig on like Roger does in AD..!
instead of having to look at a Cornish Pasty trying to get out of his head. I can't believe 'aliens' wear shirts n ties! David dIcke was right all along then. That's.. WHY? everyone's so bloody miserable. Someone let the lizard outta the aquarium. One can.. Assume the cornish pasty baldy rugby head fella.. is devoid of a sense of humour.
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
It's just advanced makeup. So when they free they can walk over the street nobody reconizing them. So people cant sabotage them. But your reptilian theory is a funny one! cruise
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If they are advanced enough to shapeshift I don't think these devices or techniques would just "fail" in the middle of huge crowds.
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Maybe the Chinese sold lots of dudd cheap batteries to the aliens for a dollar. Looks creepy allright, almost like a vampire. First alien I saw in an office suit was in X-Files. Does this secret service alien not watch American Dad? He could've at least stuck a wig on like Roger does in AD..!
instead of having to look at a Cornish Pasty trying to get out of his head. I can't believe 'aliens' wear shirts n ties! David dIcke was right all along then. That's.. WHY? everyone's so bloody miserable. Someone let the lizard outta the aquarium. One can.. Assume the cornish pasty baldy rugby head fella.. is devoid of a sense of humour.
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allegedly.. that is.. cough.. don't wanna visit at 3.33am.. lol..
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
If they are advanced enough to shapeshift I don't think these devices or techniques would just "fail" in the middle of huge crowds.
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"Advanced" doesn't mean "infallible".
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It's just advanced makeup. So when they free they can walk over the street nobody reconizing them. So people cant sabotage them. But your reptilian theory is a funny one! cruise
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One of Lucifer's demons protecting one of
their own.
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Watch 80s movie they live it even shows a drone who said movies dont show the futurepigchef
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Re: OH FUCK!!!! Video of Obama's reptilian bodyguard hits White House, prompts response of National Security Council.
hahaha the whitehouse is trying to make a joke

why?

because they can't admit the truth.

what is the truth? imo this is just greenscreen f%^k up just like with sandy hook videos

for gods sake who does israel hire, the animator's from southpark?????

ps. why is this guy weird but not other? the other guy would be israeli actor shot specifically. this guy is a 3d model meant to look like obamas body guard but they obviously didn't model it well or were lazy using 'keying' to pick out face from reference video

okay, so real question is, was obama even in israel?

imo he wouldn't go there, too dangerous, like taking a bath in a pit of vipers. all photos ive seen look fake.
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That swaying from side to side seemed a little odd.
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It's just advanced makeup. So when they free they can walk over the street nobody reconizing them. So people cant sabotage them. But your reptilian theory is a funny one! cruise
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Lol....

For real?

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If, I said "IF" the alleged response is legit, it's quite odd to say the least.

“I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,”

What happened to "the government of the USA vehemently denies..." or "we do not acknowledge the existence of..."

Saying they "can't confirm", sounds almost like admitting guilt.

spock
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


Haha, this is unusual, but they simply cannot deny the video.

Last Edited by zvezda 1 on 03/31/2013 02:27 AM

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