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My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2013 10:13 AM
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My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
I drank from a well of sulphur water a couple weeks ago, thinking it would be good for my health. Since then my farts REEK of sulphur even though I haven't had any more of that water.
Am I doomed to lay down sulphur farts for the rest of my life?
poop
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03/27/2013 10:20 AM
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sounds like aids bro, so so sorry
.vasaline....don't forget to rub som eon
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03/27/2013 10:24 AM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
Drink 32 oz of coconut oil to fix it.....
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03/27/2013 10:25 AM
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why has it lasted so long? it's really bad- though it WAS fun going to pay a parking ticket and clouding the enemy!

I will try the coconut and see if it works.
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03/27/2013 10:26 AM
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consider yourself lucky

mine smell like shit
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03/27/2013 10:30 AM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
It's hydrogen sulphide, one of the deadliest gasses to mankind. Really, look it up.

It's produced by the digestion process, decomposition of organics. We are sensitive to the smell because it's literally deadly. Nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen all oderless to us because they aren't harmful.
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03/27/2013 10:31 AM
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It's hydrogen sulphide, one of the deadliest gasses to mankind. Really, look it up.

It's produced by the digestion process, decomposition of organics. We are sensitive to the smell because it's literally deadly. Nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen all oderless to us because they aren't harmful.
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I'm saying if you got a big enough whiff of hydrogen sulphide, it would kill you. A fart can't produce that much.
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maybe I'll try the burning match when I fart thing
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03/27/2013 10:32 AM
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I suggest you see a doctor if you are having any pains.
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03/27/2013 10:33 AM
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what might be wrong if I have a pain since drinking the water?
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03/27/2013 10:34 AM
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Drink 32 oz of coconut oil to fix it.....
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beat me to it
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03/27/2013 10:39 AM
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Sounds like you have bacterial visitors.
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
N.O.S. (nli)
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03/27/2013 11:08 AM
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Sound to me that you are in danger of spontaneously combusting son...
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Drink 32 oz of coconut oil to fix it.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


lmao lmao lmao lmao
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03/27/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
All I could find was coconut oil in 16 oz bottle and only one. Will this be enough to help out?
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03/27/2013 02:24 PM
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alone Tumors give off a sulphur smell
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03/27/2013 02:27 PM
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Drink 32 oz of coconut oil to fix it.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


LMFAO
lolsign
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Drink 32 oz of coconut oil to fix it.....
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LMFAO
lolsign
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To the guy who told me to drink coconut oil, better search for that.
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
All I could find was coconut oil in 16 oz bottle and only one. Will this be enough to help out?
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Dont drink the oil dipshit! its a joke!!!!! your farts will become leaking anal ooooze.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Wait. That guy said it works, but now it doesn't?
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lol! once i went camping up a mt in the dead of winter. first night easiest thing to eat quick was boiled eggs and dried apricots...
trapped in the tent with myself..
it was like the pit of sulfur hell bride
howdy
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03/27/2013 02:35 PM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
well this isn't about eating a starnge mixture of food. This is about that 16 oz of coconut oil I drank to fix what happened when I drank from that well.
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Are you this guy OP?

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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
I drank from a well of sulphur water a couple weeks ago, thinking it would be good for my health. Since then my farts REEK of sulphur even though I haven't had any more of that water.
Am I doomed to lay down sulphur farts for the rest of my life?
poop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15531938


Dipishit, you have sulphur farts because you have consumed sulphur water, then you have loaded your body with food proteins. It will take a few weeks before your system normalizes to handle the increased load of sulphur/proteins. Then your rotten egg farts will go away.

You can speed up the process by taking a Bcomplex vitamin (with a meal), generally 25mg or 50mg complex for about a week. It will help metabolize the byproducts.
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03/27/2013 02:49 PM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
No coconut oil?
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06/07/2013 07:11 PM
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you need to neutralise it with salad
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Sound to me that you are in danger of spontaneously combusting son...
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cruise

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06/07/2013 07:23 PM
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
Ulcerative colitis suffers have 10 times the hydrogen sulfide in their farts than those who dont have the disease when they are not in a flareup. In a flareup, the Hydrogen sulfide gas rises to levels 1000 times that of a healthy person! If you stuck your head up the ass of a UC sufferer you would die! Crazy, eh?!Oh Shit

Get checked by a GI OP......
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No coconut oil?
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Looks like coconut oil will kill bacteria, and possibly stop your bad farts.
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Re: My Farts Smell Like Sulphur- HELP!
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on GLP:

Drink lots of water and eat some yogurt. Sulpher is used in antibiotics, which can screw up the natural flora in your digestive track, and also give you the runs. this might help.

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