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My Wife Is Getting Fatter

 
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My Wife Is Getting Fatter
Will this factor change the gravity effect when I drive, making the staff more dangerous due to the loss of bike stability?

WTF2

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Last Edited by IWASTHERE on 04/02/2013 12:23 PM
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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03/27/2013 10:59 AM
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Dose she have a wide vagina?
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03/27/2013 11:03 AM
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Re: My Wife Is Getting Fatter
start making pig noises when she enters the room.
stop screwing her. tell her you would just prefer a bj.

she'll figure it out.
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03/27/2013 11:04 AM
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Maybe your coks just getting smaller?
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My Wife Is Getting Fatter
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What about you? Still in the same shape like when you met her...
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03/27/2013 11:09 AM

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Five more pounds and I'm dumping her too. Can't you control your wife?
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03/27/2013 11:18 AM
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Thats normal. Eat you out of a house yet? tounge
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03/27/2013 11:31 AM
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Dude...s'rously pigchef...EVERYONES'S wife is getting fatter. It starts the day after the ceremony. churchlady
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03/27/2013 11:34 AM
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it's the magic ingredient in wedding cake.
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03/27/2013 01:03 PM

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She just told me that I should change my bike with a custom model.

putin
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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03/27/2013 01:14 PM
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fuck her in the ass
might help her bowl moment

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Will this factor change the gravity effect when I drive, making the staff more dangerous due to the loss of bike stability?



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03/27/2013 01:16 PM

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Get a large sidecar OP
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Will this factor change the gravity effect when I drive, making the staff more dangerous due to the loss of bike stability?



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Take her for long romantic walks.
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03/27/2013 01:18 PM
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Get her stomach stapled, she won't need so much lard to fill her up
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Get a large sidecar OP
 Quoting: Fly n Fox


1011
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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She just told me that I should change my bike with a custom model.

putin
 Quoting: DVCMCM


get a side cart dude.
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03/27/2013 05:19 PM

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03/27/2013 05:20 PM

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change your habits so she can follow your example
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03/27/2013 05:21 PM
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This is the scam of this century... most of pretty hot girls doing lot of gimn to be slim mysteriously become fat monsters just few weeks after the marriage... is it a virus?
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03/27/2013 05:21 PM
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Five more pounds and I'm dumping her too. Can't you control your wife?
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She just told me that I should change my bike with a custom model.

putin
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get a side cart dude.
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cart?

hmm
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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04/02/2013 08:45 AM
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Will this factor change the gravity effect when I drive, making the staff more dangerous due to the loss of bike stability?



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So get a bigger pillion seat for that Duc.
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04/02/2013 08:46 AM
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Ride HER more ,she will lighten up .
BRIEF
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04/02/2013 08:48 AM

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Hire a rodeo clown to distract her while you put away the groceries...
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04/02/2013 08:48 AM

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Is this her?
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1. Staged events usually receive immediate national news coverage
2. There is a political agenda behind the coverage (gun control)
3. The incident inspires intense emotions (Dead kids)
4. Initial media reports conflict eyewitness accounts
5. No dead bodies are shown to the public
6. Celebrities are used to influence the public
7. Presence of mainstream media manipulation tactics
8. The Federal Government give attention to a local story

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Hey OP,

Why do Italian men have such bad breath? Serious question.

Also, is your name Fabio?
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Re: My Wife Is Getting Fatter
She just told me that I should change my bike with a custom model.

putin
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Remind her that regardless of bike size, if you get a good gust of wind and she flattens out like a sail...byekitty
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This is the scam of this century... most of pretty hot girls doing lot of gimn to be slim mysteriously become fat monsters just few weeks after the marriage... is it a virus?
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They feel like they can quit vomiting after every meal?
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04/02/2013 08:51 AM
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Sorry guys. It's my fault...

...every time she sucks mine, or one of my homies dicks, we give her a biscuit...
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Dose she have a wide vagina?
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Same as canyon crotch?
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