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Why dont birds fly to the moon?

 
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Why dont birds fly to the moon?
And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
They do, and we have.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
They stopped after the Greys kept making kabobs with them.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Then why dont we go to war with the greys?
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Then why dont we go to war with the greys?
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It's not in our destiny nor best interests to intervene. The birds have to overcome their struggles on their own.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because there are no cars there for them to shit on you fucking retard!
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Because there are no cars there for them to shit on you fucking retard!
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because silly! Everybody knows the moon is covered with bird eating vermiscious knids. They'd be stupid to fly there. Jebus.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Do you eat boogers too mmmnm I love the chewy ones
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Oh my fucking god, not this again!
Does an email circulate to the stupid with this in?
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Mutalisks always catch them.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
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We went to the moon because John Flapjack Kenbody said it was a good idea and that they had really great waffles there. By 1969 we had overcome challenging technical obstacles and perfected a costume suitable for the strict luna dress code. After 13 1/2 missions to the moon, we were eventually barred entry due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a glove puppet and 3 bottles of dark rum, and have not been back since.

Birds are unable to get to the moon because unfortunately some malcontent Giraffes have spread some fairly obscene rumours about them, so they have not been invited to any parties and have (somewhat unfairly) been added to the 'undesirables' list, pending review in 42.7 million years.

We have been working in secret on plans to get to the Sun but this has proven difficult. Like the moon, the Sun observes a strict dress code. The world's best theoretical astrofashion scientists have hypothesised an entire suitable winter wardrobe for Sun travel, but at the moment the technology does not exist to produce a safe and wearable uranium studded plutonium codpiece which is unfortunately a prized accessory on the Sun, and you simply wouldn't want to be seen in public without one.
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They stopped after the Greys kept making kabobs with them.
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And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
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TPTB won't let this guy finish his project...

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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Birds do go to the moon, you MOOK!!!! Buy a $17.28 telescope and you will see them! They are flying around the picture of Obama and the rover!!!!!
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
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No food in the sky.
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Birds do go to the moon, you MOOK!!!! Buy a $17.28 telescope and you will see them! They are flying around the picture of Obama and the rover!!!!!
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Haha!
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
the galactic federation of noobs said we should not go to the moon because... because... because because because.
They said... They said we can't go verysad
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Come on guys! Give him the GLP warm welcome and help answer his very genuine question.
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OP are you stupid?
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


No food in the sky.
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NOT a very scientific answer...


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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
And why do we not go to the sun like we do the moon, it should be cool enough during winter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27073383


You fool...going to the sun during winter doesn't help. You have to go at night.
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putin
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OldGrannyLady
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That's my wife bro, lay off. lol
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
OK here's a legit question for the OP to ask: Why is it so damn cold in space?
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putin
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:OldGrannyLady:
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You have a thing for GE? you seem to like stalking him.

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