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I Am Kim Jong Un And Much To Your Surpise - I Actually Often Visit GLP | |
| Kim Jong Un RULES! User ID: 37049033  United States03/28/2013 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may not believe this. But as they say, often truth is stranger than fiction. I am sick of getting banned and having to get my IT guy to get me back in one way or the other. One night my former IT guy couldn't get me back in so I had him executed. I'm not the crazy guy the media portrays me to be. If I had a choice I would be partying all over the world but instead I got stuck running one of the shittiest countries ever. Why did I get hooked on GLP? To tell you the truth all the funny pictures of my dad got me into it. Which he could never stand and pissed him off     Dad, don't get pissed. Just for fun. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27093497  Canada03/28/2013 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may not believe this. But as they say, often truth is stranger than fiction. Quoting: Kim Jong Un RULES! 37049033 I am sick of getting banned and having to get my IT guy to get me back in one way or the other. One night my former IT guy couldn't get me back in so I had him executed. I'm not the crazy guy the media portrays me to be. If I had a choice I would be partying all over the world but instead I got stuck running one of the shittiest countries ever. Why did I get hooked on GLP? To tell you the truth all the funny pictures of my dad got me into it. Which he could never stand and pissed him off Dad, don't get pissed. Just for fun. How small is your penis.. no actually though |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may not believe this. But as they say, often truth is stranger than fiction. Quoting: Kim Jong Un RULES! 37049033 I am sick of getting banned and having to get my IT guy to get me back in one way or the other. One night my former IT guy couldn't get me back in so I had him executed. I'm not the crazy guy the media portrays me to be. If I had a choice I would be partying all over the world but instead I got stuck running one of the shittiest countries ever. Why did I get hooked on GLP? To tell you the truth all the funny pictures of my dad got me into it. Which he could never stand and pissed him off Dad, don't get pissed. Just for fun. How small is your penis.. no actually though Good joke!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 17767629  Australia03/28/2013 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if it IS really you..GET off you FAT ARSE and fucking ATTACK already and stop all this bullshit threats n shit. The world is waiting with baited breath for someone to take Merka down and every time you threaten to attack everyone gets their hopes up..but NO..you are too busy eating or something to do it. GROW a pair of FUCKING BALLS and START SOME SHIT ...ive already got a few cases of beer and three boxes of popcorn lined up for the best comedy show in history..the DOWNFALL of MERKA. SO FUCKING BRING it will ya, ya fat uselss FUCK! |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if it IS really you..GET off you FAT ARSE and fucking ATTACK already and stop all this bullshit threats n shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17767629 The world is waiting with baited breath for someone to take Merka down and every time you threaten to attack everyone gets their hopes up..but NO..you are too busy eating or something to do it. GROW a pair of FUCKING BALLS and START SOME SHIT ...ive already got a few cases of beer and three boxes of popcorn lined up for the best comedy show in history..the DOWNFALL of MERKA. SO FUCKING BRING it will ya, ya fat uselss FUCK! Are roo rucking crazy???? Lol. Actually I can type proper english. I'm not going to talk geopolitics here, that's why I come to GLP, to get a break from all that stuff.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 37023793  Brazil03/28/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.facebook.com] [link to www.facebook.com] [link to www.facebook.com] Let's try to guess which are fake, and which are real...  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36947682 United States03/28/2013 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
fishingnut  User ID: 11862497 United States03/28/2013 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We really believe you, honestly. Nobody ever does a kimpersonation, not even Bobby Lee. [link to www.youtube.com] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kim Jong-Un Facebook pages: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37023793 [link to www.facebook.com] [link to www.facebook.com] [link to www.facebook.com] Let's try to guess which are fake, and which are real... Not my pages. But in the first link. You see that picture of me surrounded by the army girls. I had 3 of them that day. Can you guess which 3? |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20220748 United States03/28/2013 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Chol-pak,when you went to school in Switzerland, what globalist kids did you become friends with, and now take your orders from? We call our board game Risk, do you guys play the same one, or do you NWO guys call it something else? |
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| SpaceCommand User ID: 36896180 United States03/28/2013 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.google.com (secure)] "With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God. John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests: "Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world." "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to know, how are your NCAA brackets? Has anyone nailed it? Can anyone prove to me you have a perfect bracket? If so I will personally fly you to my country to watch the final four!!! But only if you can prove it to my satisfaction. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19108954 United States03/28/2013 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm about bored enough tonight so why the hell not. Did you and Dennis Rodman play putt putt during his visit? I mean like the Obama and Reggie Love kind of putt putt. You, not unlike your father, tend to come across as full of hot air. Saber rattling. Just like Obama. I just figured you have more in common with Obama than just the hot air. Do tell. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20220748 United States03/28/2013 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you went to school in Switzerland, what globalist kids did you become friends with, and now take your orders from? We call our board game Risk, do you guys play the same one, or do you NWO guys call it something else? Quoting: Lo0seR No one you have heard of. I take my orders from me. Nathaniel Rothschild said he bullied you all the time. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you went to school in Switzerland, what globalist kids did you become friends with, and now take your orders from? We call our board game Risk, do you guys play the same one, or do you NWO guys call it something else? Quoting: Lo0seR No one you have heard of. I take my orders from me. Nathaniel Rothschild said he bullied you all the time. Never heard of the guy. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 20220748 United States03/28/2013 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you went to school in Switzerland, what globalist kids did you become friends with, and now take your orders from? We call our board game Risk, do you guys play the same one, or do you NWO guys call it something else? Quoting: Lo0seR No one you have heard of. I take my orders from me. Nathaniel Rothschild said he bullied you all the time. Never heard of the guy. Well played! You are Kim Jong Un |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm about bored enough tonight so why the hell not. Quoting: CatBTX Did you and Dennis Rodman play putt putt during his visit? I mean like the Obama and Reggie Love kind of putt putt. You, not unlike your father, tend to come across as full of hot air. Saber rattling. Just like Obama. I just figured you have more in common with Obama than just the hot air. Do tell. Are these the best questions you can come up with? Dude, I'm just like you, I had no choice in this shit. Just treat me like one of the guys. And not a fag like your leader |
| Revo/elation User ID: 1278834 United States03/28/2013 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if it IS really you..GET off you FAT ARSE and fucking ATTACK already and stop all this bullshit threats n shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17767629 The world is waiting with baited breath for someone to take Merka down and every time you threaten to attack everyone gets their hopes up..but NO..you are too busy eating or something to do it. GROW a pair of FUCKING BALLS and START SOME SHIT ...ive already got a few cases of beer and three boxes of popcorn lined up for the best comedy show in history..the DOWNFALL of MERKA. SO FUCKING BRING it will ya, ya fat uselss FUCK! This. AND I wish you would bring you and btch azz army so I can shred you up. Just like my grandfather did. By the way We think you are a joke because most of Merika doesn't want to interrupt American idol long enough to hear about your latest saber rattle. punk biotch |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if it IS really you..GET off you FAT ARSE and fucking ATTACK already and stop all this bullshit threats n shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17767629 The world is waiting with baited breath for someone to take Merka down and every time you threaten to attack everyone gets their hopes up..but NO..you are too busy eating or something to do it. GROW a pair of FUCKING BALLS and START SOME SHIT ...ive already got a few cases of beer and three boxes of popcorn lined up for the best comedy show in history..the DOWNFALL of MERKA. SO FUCKING BRING it will ya, ya fat uselss FUCK! This. AND I wish you would bring you and btch azz army so I can shred you up. Just like my grandfather did. By the way We think you are a joke because most of Merika doesn't want to interrupt American idol long enough to hear about your latest saber rattle. punk biotch I really thought that the average GLPer was smarter than this. Do you really think I'm caught up in all of this? And is that your picture? That explains A LOT |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37049033 United States03/28/2013 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey Kim... Quoting: Dr. Acula For only 10 million I can make you immortal... I gave your dad the same offer... and he declined... don't make his mistake... 10 million USD... I get these types of offer all the time. 'For only', <insert number and currency type here>, I can... 'sell you state-of-the-art super weapons' 'give you mind control powers over other world leaders' 'make your dick grow an extra 3 inches' Why, pray tell, should I believe you doc? |
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