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I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.

 
Sponge Bob
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03/28/2013 11:19 PM
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I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a masturbatory question.
Anonymous Coward
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03/28/2013 11:22 PM
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Re: I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
How old are you?
Sponge Bob (OP)
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03/28/2013 11:24 PM
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How old are you?
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86
aqmah

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03/28/2013 11:26 PM

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Re: I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
u masturbate on female soft armpits?
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03/29/2013 05:09 AM
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Hmm... A 86 year old chronic masturbator? How do you keep the romance fresh after all these years op? And how do you prevent one arm from looking like it came off Lou Ferrigno and the other like it came off a dehydrated corpse?
Evolving_Enigma

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03/30/2013 04:42 AM

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Some people just cant appreciate the art and dedication it takes to become a true chronic Masturbator...keep wackign away OP 86 yrs huh...I hope I can say the same when I get that age.

I wanted to ask you, do you ever look back at all the life experiences and think about how much you lost out on with your solitary vice???



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03/30/2013 04:53 AM
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Re: I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
Do you use a sponge on your spunk?
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03/30/2013 04:55 AM
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Re: I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
I hope God is proud of all of this.
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03/30/2013 05:11 AM
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Re: I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center? The world may never know.
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03/30/2013 05:13 AM

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If you were a real chronic masturbate r you would not have the chance to type.
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