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TIME MACHINE - HOW TO - BUILD IT - URGENT

 
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some moldavite, herkimer, chromium, and cadmium
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Time is on my side
oh yes it is
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10 locate a nice, clean glass vessel -- 2 to 4 oz has worked for me

20 gently pour in enough Jameson's Irish Whisky to meet the top

30 sip

40 ask your self (again?) "is today thursday?"

50 sip

60 goto 10


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How can you expect to build a machine and travel with it, when you don't even understand what TIME IS?
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Why don't you ask the Time Travelers that are already here. Hint: They're not on GLP. They're more like invisible tourists and they don't have bodies like we do. They're on standby right now. What for? I don't know.
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Time travel is easier without a machine than with it. But if you must use a machine then I can build you one. It will cost you though. One million for me as pay. Another 2 million for the parts.

Honestly though, it is far better to do it without the machine. I have done it. All you need to do is comprehend how time works. Once you have that realization then you can "see" time. When you see it you can join it's flow anywhere you want. Like knowing a river is there so you can find the right spot to jump in. The first time it happens it is terrifying. But once you understand what is going on it is not too mind blowing.

So give me $3,000,000 or figure it out yourself. For $50,000 I will teach you how to do it without a machine. It may not be possible for you though as an innate understanding of how time functions is required and the language does not codify the terms needed.
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How do you create a closed time loop. I got everything set up here but the closed time loop keeps breaking up
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Don't call it a loop. It ain't.

Think of it as flipping a book of pictures.

To stop it, you just turn the device off.
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Just do what I did and build a flux capacitor out of coat hangers, garden hose, and lots of liquid drano.
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There is no past time...only further movement of everything in the Universe.

To reverse time is to reverse every atom back to where it was then. The amount of energy required is beyond comprehension let alone feasible.

Now, you can travel in the future with a Mercury/Sulfur Vortex Magneto-Drive Engine. Ask the NAZI's how they did it.
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The first one I built didn't work to good. I built it with coat hangers, duck tape, paper clips and bubble gum. Oh and I forgot to mention the tin foil.
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I tried standing still but that didn't get me anywhere
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I have been to different times and realities.
I wish it were now and forever.
It was hell in Europe and although it scared me it had no effect on the psycopathic people inhabiting those lands, so I say why not?
Lets hope it is now and forever and that it stays that way and that whites are not allowed to emigrate outside of those hell holes.
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A great scientific exploration of using the mind to travel through time. People apparently have done this without knowing that they have. Interesting video here: [link to thedcpost.com]
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Thread: Time Travel Using The Mind (Video)

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 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Yep, same suggestion, go rent "Safety Not Guaranteed" and press pause when you see his time machine sitting on the barge. Besides the machine, the lead actress is just gorgeous.
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I'd never heard of that movie but I found it lastnight on netflix and watched it, very cute! Thanks for the suggestion!

I love weird movies like that, probably tanked at the box office but it totally satisfied my love of the quirky.

hf


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What is time?

Does it flow like a river? Is it a series of events? Is it an illusion that doesn't exist at all? Is it the effect of motion that causes time? Is it energy spent? Is it just some quantum effect?

WHAT IS IT ??????????????????
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The weirdest vido I ever saw was this Russian guy who claimed he tome traveled to the future and saw himself some thirty years in the future. It all started when he came home and saw a pool of water near the kitchen sink. He got some plumbing tools and got down under the sink to fix the leak. He crawled under the sink and then he said he saw something and kept crawling farther until he saw a light. He crawled out into another place and there was an older gentlemen. He said who are you and the guy said I am you. I am in the future and your from the past. He said I was expecting you. They hugged each other and had a wonderful talk about stuff and there was great joy and peace. Thinking quickly the russian pulled out his cell phone and snapped a picture. I saw the picture too. Then suddenly it was all over and he was right back at home fixing the sink. Weird eh?? I saw the video on youtube. It must be real if it was on youtube right
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Ya, this guy!



[link to www.youtube.com]
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He took video with his future self...
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If you want to build a time machine and you have no idea how to begin you are destined to fail. Many have tried before you with a plan and all failed (at least I know none that have succeeded). Perhaps the government has a time machine and thats why they are printing all that money from the fed. Get into a united states military academy and major in physics and see where that leads. Otherwise you will not have enough know how and/or money to complete the challenge.
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Ya, this guy!



[link to www.youtube.com]
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Either that tatoo has magical ink or this is fake. Afer more than 30 years on his arm I would expect much more fading and wear. That is the give away, but good idea for a prnak wish I would have thought of that with someone that looks like me but older.
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Maybe antimatter is the ticket. What about tesla's work. He was pretty smart. I just want to create a small rift in time. I just need about five or ten minutes to correct something that happened in the past. Anyone got any more ideas?
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Tesla was working on something like that and i feel like he was VERY close to figuring it out.. it had something to do with Direct Energy Current and Magnets almost like an electric generator but you had to get it up to a speed as fast as it would go.. if i had a garage id probably be working on it and some other things that Tesla tried just to see if i could duplicate his results and or experiments(his wireless electric car was EXTREMELY interesting to me.. ) :}
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He took video with his future self...
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Thanks ArunaLuna
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Israeli Scientist Figures Out How Time Machine Might Work

Just bend space into a loop. Real easy if you know how

[link to www.foxnews.com]

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I want to build a time machine so I can go back and stop Adma Lanza Before he gets in the school
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Brain is time machine
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this
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You have to understand this simple equation but in all its complexity.

F=1/T

Where F = Frequency and T=Time( as measure of total change in reality)

Hint:
Because you don't understand T, You will need to remove it.


There is no Quantum component.

Also, vibratory resonance is not a frequency.
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e = mc2 is an equation of 2nd grade so with 2 solution
light can be positive or negative..

probably you need Gallium arsenide
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Time travel is easier without a machine than with it. But if you must use a machine then I can build you one. It will cost you though. One million for me as pay. Another 2 million for the parts.

Honestly though, it is far better to do it without the machine. I have done it. All you need to do is comprehend how time works. Once you have that realization then you can "see" time. When you see it you can join it's flow anywhere you want. Like knowing a river is there so you can find the right spot to jump in. The first time it happens it is terrifying. But once you understand what is going on it is not too mind blowing.

So give me $3,000,000 or figure it out yourself. For $50,000 I will teach you how to do it without a machine. It may not be possible for you though as an innate understanding of how time functions is required and the language does not codify the terms needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32894452


Great, from my own experiences I've had so far, I would almost say that you are speaking the truth... hmmm, interresting...
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e = mc2 is an equation of 2nd grade so with 2 solution
light can be positive or negative..

probably you need Gallium arsenide
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Time travel is easier without a machine than with it. But if you must use a machine then I can build you one. It will cost you though. One million for me as pay. Another 2 million for the parts.

Honestly though, it is far better to do it without the machine. I have done it. All you need to do is comprehend how time works. Once you have that realization then you can "see" time. When you see it you can join it's flow anywhere you want. Like knowing a river is there so you can find the right spot to jump in. The first time it happens it is terrifying. But once you understand what is going on it is not too mind blowing.

So give me $3,000,000 or figure it out yourself. For $50,000 I will teach you how to do it without a machine. It may not be possible for you though as an innate understanding of how time functions is required and the language does not codify the terms needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32894452


Great, from my own experiences I've had so far, I would almost say that you are speaking the truth... hmmm, interresting...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22015120


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