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Kim plans to nuke DC, LA and Austin!!

 
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After further contemplation, I know why he chose Austin:

Because Barry gave him a free pass, but he had to make those damn red state Texans *pay*.
 Quoting: The Comedian


... but Austin is one of the few blue strongholds in the state.

The whole Austin thing is curious.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


It's the capital of Texas, it's symbolic.
Like hitting the World Trade Center, it showed the ability to strike at the heart of the enemy (freedom).
 Quoting: The Comedian


That makes sense in some ways, I just wonder how many of the sheep even know Austin is the capitol of the state?

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Not going to happen.

Only way ANY of those locations are hit is if the salvo is let through on purpose. I'm no skeptic (haha yes I am) but for NA to have something coming in from the west coast is comical.
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Austin is full of liberals, hippies and gays. No wonder he chose them.
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So in other words, us normal folks wouldn't be affected!!
 Quoting: chuckles 2417276


Exactly.

I am genuinely trying to think of a down side to having DC and LA vaporized.

The only thing I can think of is perhaps losing Gary Sinise, if he isn't performing for the troops for some reason, and is in LA when the big one goes off.

Other than that?

1dunno1
 Quoting: The Comedian


Well the Smithsonian would be a great loss, but other than that, meh!!
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Nothing will happen, you, bunch of doomtards, can put your dicks back into your paints.

This is just the NK's way to beg for food and money. They always do this.

No nuclear war today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36981820


Someone who dick paints??

WOW! I want video!
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Kimwanted to see more Afrikan in Amerika.

Haha guys.. how about Chicongo, Detroit and ..
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I live in Austin.

Should I bring in my tomato plants?

I have plenty of bottled water and canned goods...
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LOL LOL LOL

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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Wow...The Longhorns?
 Quoting: MaxMad


What does he have against Austin?
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Liberals. God Texas might support him if he got rid of that liberal city.
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This latest Kim is a wildcard, man.

You know the North Koreans have to know that if they do anything with nukes that Pyongyang would be glassed and the DPRK would be wiped from the face of the earth in a matter of days but...

Kim Jung Un is just so young and inexperienced. Some people his age have trouble managing a gas station and run it into the ground. But this young person has a friggin' nuclear armed country with the capability to wipe out millions of people in the blink of an eye.

There have been dozens and dozens (hundreds?)of small-scale skirmishes between the DPRK and South Korea ever since the armistice was signed and when one of these things take place the leaders of the two countries need to play a careful balancing act, balancing their need for defense without appearing weak, and most importantly responding without escalating the conflict. What if baby Kim misinterprets such a skirmish and thinks it's the opening shot of an American-lead invasion?

I'm afraid if he feels threatened to the point where he fears he will lose power/be killed, he may decide to "take everyone else with him" and launch at Seoul and anywhere else he can hit. He may not have the maturity level required to put his people first in a situation where he is personally threatened and realizes, or just believes, that he himself has no future. All or nothing and he'll try to hang on no matter the cost.

The dear leader has more power than any man should have. And he isn't even a man yet, he's just a kid. Hopefully I'm wrong about him and he does good things for the DPRK and doesn't start any armed conflicts.

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h threw ts they would go over the north pole rather than the ocean...its shorter.

NK knows this...the picture is fake and done by someone stupid.
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So you guys really think they would reach here? They would be stopped by our defense system long before they got anywhere close. If they even made it that far.

I would be more worried about EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33840638


LOL LOL "They would be stopped by our defense system" ... like 9/11???? LOL LOL LOL

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I find life very interesting..
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With my luck he will miss Austin and hit me in Dallashiding
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He skips right over Chicago? I wonder why?
 Quoting: ZeuZ


The liberals nuked it years ago...
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Re: Kim plans to nuke DC, LA and Austin!!
After further contemplation, I know why he chose Austin:

Because Barry gave him a free pass, but he had to make those damn red state Texans *pay*.
 Quoting: The Comedian


... but Austin is one of the few blue strongholds in the state.

The whole Austin thing is curious.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


It's the capital of Texas, it's symbolic.
Like hitting the World Trade Center, it showed the ability to strike at the heart of the enemy (freedom).
 Quoting: The Comedian


That makes sense in some ways, I just wonder how many of the sheep even know Austin is the capitol of the state?

:bouncsheep:
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


It is the capital, but I am wondering if he isn't sending another message. He is targeting liberal places even in Texas.
Maybe he is on GLP and knows that we are having internal problems with liberals (gun control socialist retards) against the rest of the U.S.

Maybe he is trying to tell the U.S. citizens that he doesn't want war with us, but the powers and their scum support brain washed people.

Or maybe I have had too little coffe
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This is how it's going to be

[link to kimchibytes.files.wordpress.com]
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So in other words, us normal folks wouldn't be affected!!
 Quoting: chuckles 2417276


I'm sure radiation fallout isn't healthy ..
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Nothing will happen, you, bunch of doomtards, can put your dicks back into your paints.

This is just the NK's way to beg for food and money. They always do this.

No nuclear war today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36981820


Someone who dick paints??

WOW! I want video!
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


cruise

churchlady
 Quoting: The Comedian


winkywink
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Nothin but steers and queers in Texas....I hope they dont kill to many steers.
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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Wow...The Longhorns?
 Quoting: MaxMad


What does he have against Austin?
 Quoting: MaxMad


Maybe because the IRS collection headquarters office is in Austin?

LOL
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So in other words, us normal folks wouldn't be affected!!
 Quoting: chuckles 2417276


I'm sure radiation fallout isn't healthy ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31464069


Air-burst fission warhead results in almost zero fallout.
 Quoting: The Comedian



Mighty thoughtful of them !
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He was going to choose Detroit but then realized nobody would notice anything different!!
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So you guys really think they would reach here? They would be stopped by our defense system long before they got anywhere close. If they even made it that far.

I would be more worried about EMP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33840638


Not if someone doesn't want them stopped.

Our defense systems have a way of going cockeyed when there's an actual threat inside our borders. Remember 9/11?
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Uuuuuuhuh.... Rockets would not reach that far. Unless China is sending Arms and upgraded missiles to the Nokors thru the backchannel aboard their freight trains.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34054138


Nuclear subs?
 Quoting: MaxMad


The satellite that the NK has will be around Texas on Sunday. Who knows...
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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Wow...The Longhorns?
 Quoting: MaxMad


What does he have against Austin?
 Quoting: MaxMad


Maybe because the IRS collection headquarters office is in Austin?

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30278816


Is it really.

Well then

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SONOFAAABITCHHHHHHHH. I live in Austin.
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Strange things are afoot. LOOK what happened yesterday:

[link to news.yahoo.com]

Iran, North Korea, Syria block U.N. arms trade treaty
By Louis Charbonneau – 14 hrs ago

By Louis Charbonneau
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - Iran, Syria and North Korea on Friday prevented the adoption of the first international treaty to regulate the $70 billion global conventional arms trade, complaining that it was flawed and failed to ban weapons sales to rebel groups.

Moar...

[link to www.mymoinfo.com]

[link to www.un.org]

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
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He was going to choose Detroit but then realized nobody would notice anything different!!
 Quoting: chuckles 2417276


Detroit's been nuked by Liberals since the 1960's. That would be like running over a dead cat twice just to be sure.

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Wow...The Longhorns?
 Quoting: MaxMad


LA? Doesn't Dennis Rodman live there? Aren't they chums?

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