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you also believe that literally every species of animal on earth are the product of incest since noah only saved 2 of each...
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And a 900 foot boat had enough water/food for a zillion animals for 40 days.

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Haha its insane to me how these people take these stories literally. It is so obvious that these stories are metaphorical.

Plus the inhuman birth of an advanced being was from a previous story about isis and horus.
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Haha its insane to me how these people take these stories literally. It is so obvious that these stories are metaphorical.
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And yet if I try to make them follow Jesus's word (ie give their possessions away), they will not listen to me.

They think I am crazy for trying to exploit them, but the Pope is a legend?!
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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If god truly created a being and let him take over the planet where his most prized creations had just been created than i wouldn't want to meet him. That god would be an evil psychopathic ego driven monster who demands worship in order to be saved from a being he created when he could easily destroy satan or banish him to another universe.
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Have you considerd you're actually in hell already, and when you die you're truly being born?


Ponder it..
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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It is a link to a thread.

So you are both right, and both wrong.

Because in reality, there is no link, or thread.
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Re: Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
Time and the secret of universe will reveal all truths. Not 2000 year old "hip" stories that recycle every 5000 years or so.
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Haha its insane to me how these people take these stories literally. It is so obvious that these stories are metaphorical.
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And yet if I try to make them follow Jesus's word (ie give their possessions away), they will not listen to me.

They think I am crazy for trying to exploit them, but the Pope is a legend?!
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Its sad to see such brainwashed people, a 2000 year old plague of the mind still has its hold on humanity.
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If god truly created a being and let him take over the planet where his most prized creations had just been created than i wouldn't want to meet him. That god would be an evil psychopathic ego driven monster who demands worship in order to be saved from a being he created when he could easily destroy satan or banish him to another universe.
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Have you considerd you're actually in hell already, and when you die you're truly being born?


Ponder it..
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It wouldn't fit the diagram the church lays out of eternal hell.

I do however believe this place is for only the bravest of souls since there is so much horrible stuff happening here on a daily basis.
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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It is a link to a thread.

So you are both right, and both wrong.

Because in reality, there is no link, or thread.
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Don't get too philosophical, the Christians wont be able to understand!
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Time and the secret of universe will reveal all truths. Not 2000 year old "hip" stories that recycle every 5000 years or so.
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Yep, you can also get some hints by looking inward and meditating. Do not look outward in books written by men for truth. God resides within us and he is the only thing who never tells a lie.
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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Very intellectual of you to notice that.

Now tell me what I am wrong about.
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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It is a link to a thread.

So you are both right, and both wrong.

Because in reality, there is no link, or thread.
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touche
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Time and the secret of universe will reveal all truths. Not 2000 year old "hip" stories that recycle every 5000 years or so.
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Yep, you can also get some hints by looking inward and meditating. Do not look outward in books written by men for truth. God resides within us and he is the only thing who never tells a lie.
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Indeed, I wouldn't trust Man with my laundry, let alone my beliefs.
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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Very intellectual of you to notice that.

Now tell me what I am wrong about.
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I suppose the period in place of the question mark, incomplete sentence and lack of a comma? lmao

:shrugs:
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Christians, click this thread and explain to me how i am wrong.
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It's a "link" you click, not a thread. bzzzzz you're wrong..
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Very intellectual of you to notice that.

Now tell me what I am wrong about.
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I suppose the period in place of the question mark, incomplete sentence and lack of a comma? lmao

:shrugs:
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All you have on me are some grammatical errors?
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--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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:breakinjesus:

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OP : if you think all this is BS, why bother starting a thread?

Another insecure atheist/agnostic
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The reason i feel the need to wake you idiots up is that you are the ones holding us back... constantly waiting for a savior to come and save you from the bad guys, we need to unite as a species and take our world back but you guys would rather sit on your ass at your little social clubs every sunday and talk about how much better you are than everyone... i was brought up in a church, i know what its like...
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what you are asking is impossible. too many races, too many beliefs.
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It doesn't have to be all of humanity, even if 25% stood up and demanded change we would see major events take place.
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Since more than 25% of the world's population is non-christian, you already have what you need to accomplish this. So go do it.
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The reason i feel the need to wake you idiots up is that you are the ones holding us back... constantly waiting for a savior to come and save you from the bad guys, we need to unite as a species and take our world back but you guys would rather sit on your ass at your little social clubs every sunday and talk about how much better you are than everyone... i was brought up in a church, i know what its like...
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what you are asking is impossible. too many races, too many beliefs.
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It doesn't have to be all of humanity, even if 25% stood up and demanded change we would see major events take place.
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Since more than 25% of the world's population is non-christian, you already have what you need to accomplish this. So go do it.
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Most of the non Christian subscribe to other man made religions. Christianity is the one most prominent in America and in order to take back the world we need to take back the last country where freedom used to exist completely.
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Time and the secret of universe will reveal all truths. Not 2000 year old "hip" stories that recycle every 5000 years or so.
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Yep, you can also get some hints by looking inward and meditating. Do not look outward in books written by men for truth. God resides within us and he is the only thing who never tells a lie.
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Indeed, I wouldn't trust Man with my laundry, let alone my beliefs.
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lol

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Time and the secret of universe will reveal all truths. Not 2000 year old "hip" stories that recycle every 5000 years or so.
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Yep, you can also get some hints by looking inward and meditating. Do not look outward in books written by men for truth. God resides within us and he is the only thing who never tells a lie.
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Indeed, I wouldn't trust Man with my laundry, let alone my beliefs.
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Yep, the entire Christian faith revolves around faith in man.
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If god truly created a being and let him take over the planet where his most prized creations had just been created than i wouldn't want to meet him. That god would be an evil psychopathic ego driven monster who demands worship in order to be saved from a being he created when he could easily destroy satan or banish him to another universe.

Ooooh but he sacrificed himself for my sins right. Bullshit, he is god, he knew full well that he would not die upon mortal death so how is that a sacrifice? Because he went through a little pain? Big fucking deal people get mauled by tigers everyday...

Plus if you believe in the original story of adam and eve then you believe that we are all inbred mutants... if you believe that adam and eve were only two of many different first humans than you believe that onlly genetic ancestors are born with original sin...

You also believe that we are the descendants of noah and his family... there were less than 15 humans on board... you also believe that literally every species of animal on earth are the product of incest since noah only saved 2 of each...
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what you believe makes no difference.You will worship Him or pay a hefty penalty.
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If god truly created a being and let him take over the planet where his most prized creations had just been created than i wouldn't want to meet him. That god would be an evil psychopathic ego driven monster who demands worship in order to be saved from a being he created when he could easily destroy satan or banish him to another universe.

Ooooh but he sacrificed himself for my sins right. Bullshit, he is god, he knew full well that he would not die upon mortal death so how is that a sacrifice? Because he went through a little pain? Big fucking deal people get mauled by tigers everyday...

Plus if you believe in the original story of adam and eve then you believe that we are all inbred mutants... if you believe that adam and eve were only two of many different first humans than you believe that onlly genetic ancestors are born with original sin...

You also believe that we are the descendants of noah and his family... there were less than 15 humans on board... you also believe that literally every species of animal on earth are the product of incest since noah only saved 2 of each...
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what you believe makes no difference.You will worship Him or pay a hefty penalty.
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Haha what a loving creator...
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what you said is not really in the bible...
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what you said is not really in the bible...
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ie Noah and two of every kind...Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate...
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If god truly created a being and let him take over the planet where his most prized creations had just been created than i wouldn't want to meet him. That god would be an evil psychopathic ego driven monster who demands worship in order to be saved from a being he created when he could easily destroy satan or banish him to another universe.

HE did, but not to "take over the planet" rather tend a garden on a planet. Does a black hole demand worship? Or respect… this is worship. HE does not demand. HE "loves" satan as well.

Ooooh but he sacrificed himself for my sins right. Bullshit, he is god, he knew full well that he would not die upon mortal death so how is that a sacrifice? Because he went through a little pain? Big fucking deal people get mauled by tigers everyday...

HE sent a message so that you could be back in the garden, outside of delusion. To tend it as you did before… or are meant to. the Christ realized throughout his time who HE was. It it a small part of the whole that HE suffered physical pain...

Plus if you believe in the original story of adam and eve then you believe that we are all inbred mutants... if you believe that adam and eve were only two of many different first humans than you believe that onlly genetic ancestors are born with original sin...

Those exiled from the garden into the world, are the descendants.
A product of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil is cause and effect. We need to eat to maintain our bodies outside of the garden. This is sin.

You also believe that we are the descendants of noah and his family... there were less than 15 humans on board... you also believe that literally every species of animal on earth are the product of incest since noah only saved 2 of each...

[b]The math works on Noahs progeny, there are many stories found in many cultures of the flood, your interpretation is biased "christian" ideology. Who can say how it truly happened and what was omitted and included in the writings.
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OP : if you think all this is BS, why bother starting a thread?

Another insecure atheist/agnostic
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The reason i feel the need to wake you idiots up is that you are the ones holding us back... constantly waiting for a savior to come and save you from the bad guys, we need to unite as a species and take our world back but you guys would rather sit on your ass at your little social clubs every sunday and talk about how much better you are than everyone... i was brought up in a church, i know what its like...
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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
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