That certainly got me pumped up to go to war with the imperialist dogs. Our cause is just! Our leader is strong! Our people are one!

They have provoked my people for the last time and our greatest-ever Marshall Kim Jong Un shall lead us in our destined fight for justice and ensure the Democratic People's Republic of Korea shall achieve glorious reunification by destroying the United States, their allies, and annihilating the puppet government that controls the south through their deceit, fear and threats of violence. We shall once again be one nation, one people, and the greatest-ever Marshall Kim Jong Un shall...

Ah hell, I forgot, I'm one of the imperialists. Crap.

Why can't our leaders issue such calls to arms when the time comes? All we get are lame little press conferences and announcements that don't get me pumped up or appeal to my pride and reinforce that we are the just ones.

Now I'm all sad we don't have neat things like the North Koreans. xD