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Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?

 
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Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
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In Jesus Christ!
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No.
I give up.
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there's no pre tribulation rapture,


it's a satanic invention to trick you into being un able to recognize the signs around you
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03/30/2013 01:43 AM
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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
Soon we won't need to be here to hear those of you who mock the Word of God.

And soon, there won't be any of us here to listen.

And soon, no matter how much you wish it wasn't so, the event will occur and there will be no going back.

Believe in Jesus Christ today.
TODAY is the day.
HE is the only way.

In Jesus Christ!
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03/30/2013 01:44 AM
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Yes, yes, yes. Anytime now.
In my rapture dream I had over a year ago, we went up just after I saw a nuclear bomb go off.
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Christianity is not the only faith which believes in ascension, but as far as I know, it is the only one which renders its adherents completely useless by whisking them away to neverland right when earth would supposedly need them the most.

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03/30/2013 01:46 AM
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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
Hear ye that still respects and honors the Living God.

TODAY is the day of your salvation.
Believe in His Son, Jesus Christ today.
Ask Him to forgive you of your sins and follow Him.

Jesus Christ is the only way.
And there is so little time.

In Jesus Christ!
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03/30/2013 01:47 AM
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Soon we won't need to be here to hear those of you who mock the Word of God.

And soon, there won't be any of us here to listen.

And soon, no matter how much you wish it wasn't so, the event will occur and there will be no going back.

Believe in Jesus Christ today.
TODAY is the day.
HE is the only way.

In Jesus Christ!
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There is no pretribulation rapture.We are in the tribulation now and soon to move into the time of jacobs troubles.you have to go through that also.
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Christianity is not the only faith which believes in ascension, but as far as I know, it is the only one which renders its adherents completely useless by whisking them away to neverland right when earth would supposedly need them the most.

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There will be witnesses left behind. You will have the opportunity to chose Christ or Satan.
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03/30/2013 01:50 AM
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ohyeah Rapture of the rockets.
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03/30/2013 01:50 AM
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You will have the opportunity to chose Christ or Satan.
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03/30/2013 01:51 AM
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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
Listen to me.

I've just come out of demon possession, I was seriously obsessivly bashing the bible at everyone - pushing know your enemy YouTube series on everyone and believing I saw the devil signs in everything, I smashed up my CD collection and DVD collection Pokemon ganes all sorts

I would not stop telling everyone they were possessed by the débil every time they got angry or blasphemous

I saw demonic possession in everything

It made me thing that because I was alert to demons they were always attacking me and to fight them I had to shout "Jesús save me from the demons"
I lost my money, my things, I made my mum throw away lots of things
And upset my family and friends

Last night I was being attacked by a demon that was not responding to the shouts, but poking me, lifting things, making noises etc

Then it hit me, after all the comments made on a forum by a self confessed lucifarian, who'd obviously said it knowing no one would heed it who was in the same position as me

I realised you can't pray to Jesús

I prayed to God to repent my blasphemy and to help me in the name of his son Jesus, abd that I accept God as the one true God abd that moment I snapped out of it.

What a better way to hide posession than in a bible basher, and what better way to torment a God loving person by letting them think they are saved and saving others when they will burn for ídolising, and they lost all their friends abd life for nothing....

No wonder a lucifarian said to me ' I can't wait to see your face on judgement day".

I'm so happy I'm free and know the truth abd not possessed.

I'm sure the obsession would have made me otherwise a perfect christian apart from the idolism that's the scary part.
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03/30/2013 01:52 AM
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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
I see no reason why not. The rapture story is BS and that sits perfectly well with what's actually in the bible.
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Yes, The world is in it's final day's. I am not saying it will happen tomorrow because no one knows the date,time, or hour bit it is near! The bible say's stars will fall from the heavens,(meteors are falling) There will be war's and rumors of war's(That is been happening) and more thing's that I could mention. The fact is there is a god and he is coming for his people and all we have to do is look and see the signs and read the Bible and know this is true! I hope someone will read this and find Jesus before it's too late! God Bless and God bless the U.S.
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Know ye the deceiver who comes with lying lips.

For anyone who comes telling you that Jesus Christ is not the Saviour or the Son of God or that HE IS GOD IN THE FLESH, comes from the devil.

For with lying lips and deception he leads the lost away and keeps them in the prison of their own flesh and desires.

Turn away from such as these, for they will not see the Lord or His Kingdome that comes.

For these have loved the darkness and sown in it.
They shall reap the wages of death many fold, and eternal fire that waits for them in the death beyond.

In Jesus Christ!
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03/30/2013 01:56 AM
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too late
 Quoting: The Vent


No such state exists
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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
Know ye the deceiver who comes with lying lips.

For anyone who comes telling you that Jesus Christ is not the Saviour or the Son of God or that HE IS GOD IN THE FLESH, comes from the devil.

For with lying lips and deception he leads the lost away and keeps them in the prison of their own flesh and desires.

Turn away from such as these, for they will not see the Lord or His Kingdome that comes.

For these have loved the darkness and sown in it.
They shall reap the wages of death many fold, and eternal fire that waits for them in the death beyond.

In Jesus Christ!
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correction:
Anyone who comes saying that Jesus is *NOT* GOD IN THE FLESH.

These are they who sow in darkness and shall reap much suffering.
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03/30/2013 01:57 AM
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These are they who sow in darkness and shall reap much suffering.
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Suffering is actually a pretty good steering mechanism
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i agree that its going to happen imminently.ive been getting a strong feeling about this for the past week and i wholeheartedly believe its either gonna happen on the 7th day of unleavened bread ,which im told is also the day of firstfruits,or on the feast of trumpets in sept.im feeling in my spirit that after so many years of waiting,that the time is now!!! Jesus has showed me so many things about the 7th day unleavened bread like moses leaving israel,lot leaving sodom,walls of jericho falling,joshua crossing the jordan,thats a a few.im positivly so excited but also saddened because the time of gods wrath is here and who can stand?i pray for all of us today,that we may be found worthy to escape all thats coming upon the earth.....have faith,praise his name,we could be dancing on those streets very soon.may godbless you today. hf
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too late
 Quoting: The Vent


No such state exists
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Do you see a flame?
Have you put your hand in it?

You say, it is not really there and so it is nothing.

Yet you are burned and you retract your hand quickly.


So.
This is how it for you.
For you mouth and tongue speak boldly.
But they are empty words and puffs of air.

How sad are they who are the hollow men, inside.
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03/30/2013 02:01 AM
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too late
 Quoting: The Vent


No such state exists
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


Do you see a flame?
Have you put your hand in it?

You say, it is not really there and so it is nothing.

Yet you are burned and you retract your hand quickly.


So.
This is how it for you.
For you mouth and tongue speak boldly.
But they are empty words and puffs of air.

How sad are they who are the hollow men, inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


If you don't believe Jesus really saves obstinate sinners, just say so. We won't judge you for your lack of faith.

hf
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03/30/2013 02:04 AM
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too late
 Quoting: The Vent


No such state exists
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


Do you see a flame?
Have you put your hand in it?

You say, it is not really there and so it is nothing.

Yet you are burned and you retract your hand quickly.


So.
This is how it for you.
For you mouth and tongue speak boldly.
But they are empty words and puffs of air.

How sad are they who are the hollow men, inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


If you don't believe Jesus really saves obstinate sinners, just say so. We won't judge you for your lack of faith.

hf
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What do you know of Jesus?
You who mock God with your every breath?
You that are in danger of the fires of hell?

Repent before it is too late for you.

In Jesus Christ.
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03/30/2013 02:04 AM
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If the world saw a lot of Saul/Paul experiences (with only some doing the followup) as being the coals from the alter in Re:8 and happening within 30 days of the 4 trumps sounding and all those should happen in 4 days then when the 5th sounds (and you can spot it) there is exactly 1260 days until the return.

Be interesting what other offers are presented (to the public) as part of the deception that starts in those last few years.
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03/30/2013 02:06 AM
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Praise Jesus! 5* and pin request for OPie.


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Re: Do you think the RAPTURE is about to happen?
grizzy Every day about 400,000 people* die. None of us can guarantee that we will still be drawing breath this time tomorrow.

1Th 4:13 ¶ But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope.

1Th 4:14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.

1Th 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive [and] remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

1Th 4:17 Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

1Th 4:18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words.


If you would like to know more from a biblical point of view then please check out this interesting Chick illustrated tract.

WHERE DID THEY GO?... [link to www.chick.com]

* Based upon the worlds population being well over 7,000,000,000 people and an average life span of about 40 years.
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What do you know of Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I couldn't live without Him. We have a thing.


You who mock God with your every breath?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


Interesting. . .How did you reach this conclusion?

Repent before it is too late for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I told you last week, that I come to the point where I try to remain in a perpetual state of constant repentance. It seems to be yielding a legitimate change in behavior. When we're dying to self (primarily via suffering, mentioned above), Jesus actually has a place to sit within us.
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:)

In Jesus Christ!
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Im not very comfortable with the 'In' thing....
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What do you know of Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I couldn't live without Him. We have a thing.


You who mock God with your every breath?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


Interesting. . .How did you reach this conclusion?

Repent before it is too late for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I told you last week, that I come to the point where I try to remain in a perpetual state of constant repentance. It seems to be yielding a legitimate change in behavior. When we're dying to self (primarily via suffering, mentioned above), Jesus actually has a place to sit within us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


You speak so boldly, like Satan with his smooth tongue.
How did you train your heart to be deceived so?
Is this how the anti-christ will arrive, fooling the world when no discerning Christian is around?

Do you think YOU can fool a born-again believer?

Get behind me Satan.

In Jesus Christ.
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No. Dream on.
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Hey Satan, you Rock!
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What do you know of Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I couldn't live without Him. We have a thing.


You who mock God with your every breath?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


Interesting. . .How did you reach this conclusion?

Repent before it is too late for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


I told you last week, that I come to the point where I try to remain in a perpetual state of constant repentance. It seems to be yielding a legitimate change in behavior. When we're dying to self (primarily via suffering, mentioned above), Jesus actually has a place to sit within us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


You speak so boldly, like Satan with his smooth tongue.
How did you train your heart to be deceived so?
Is this how the anti-christ will arrive, fooling the world when no discerning Christian is around?

Do you think YOU can fool a born-again believer?

Get behind me Satan.

In Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720033


Seriously?

Just a suggestion: consider living without your precious "anti-christ" (or your knee-jerk judgment, or your eternal damnation, and whatever other strongholds you dwell in).

FFS, Christ is victorious, yes? Right?

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