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im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?

 
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im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
I'm a remodeled tire
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
how smokin hot are you cuz i'll let you build whatever you want on my land in arkansas mountain river country5a5a5a


i'm a young man and i'll take care of you
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


Around Athens Ga!
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
how smokin hot are you cuz i'll let you build whatever you want on my land in arkansas mountain river country5a5a5a


i'm a young man and i'll take care of you
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waaaaaaaay back in the 90's
i was "Miss Teen Los Angeles

a few years later iwas

"Miss Beverly Hills"

i would have gone on to miss america, but its totally fixed.

my face hasn't changed a bit tg, but i did gain a good 20lbs since then....still not shopping in the large section. ha.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
thats an average day here in central ohio LOLOLOL
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
kali baby, the dream state
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
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drink once a week (now obviously)
born again virgin.
no stds.
kittys so tight dr needs the "little speculem" to examine me.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
how smokin hot are you cuz i'll let you build whatever you want on my land in arkansas mountain river country5a5a5a


i'm a young man and i'll take care of you
 Quoting: RAe 3609225


waaaaaaaay back in the 90's
i was "Miss Teen Los Angeles

a few years later iwas

"Miss Beverly Hills"

i would have gone on to miss america, but its totally fixed.

my face hasn't changed a bit tg, but i did gain a good 20lbs since then....still not shopping in the large section. ha.
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That's good enough for me

1 house, a cabin, a clear river and mountains for neighbors. You're chickens are fine we can have goats too shoot I'll even get you some peacocks for style

lots of bass, turkey, deer even bear and the stay mountain lion for game

How's that sound? I somewhat resemble the man in the pink tutu if you're cool wit that let me know, hf
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Northern New Hampshire....conservative and remote!
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
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drink once a week (now obviously)
born again virgin.
no stds.
kittys so tight dr needs the "little speculem" to examine me.
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spockstarwarsOh Shit
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


You say your 40?. More like 16 or you reached 45KG weight. Well that is the way the modelling industry works? Outlived your purpose so young?

No, just being sarcastic towards the industry not to you personally. Hope you find your place. Plenty of similar places like that in Oz but more outside the capital cities.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Hey Op.

I am an American.

If you want to live in the US. Then Alaska is your new home.

If you are adventurous, then Philippines is the place for you.

unlike the other posters. I will not take care of you. You can do that yourself.

But if you want a good neighbor and friend i am your guy. No strings and peace all around..

Cheers
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Come to Hawko
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Come to Hawko
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Onya Hawko. You sound like the man the OP needs. OP go for it.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Come to Hawko
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lol hawko getting a blowie from a horse cruise
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
4 years ago i typed about a big waterfall instead of those old dumb pillar and church buildings...still waiting i guess.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
I'm a remodeled tire
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lmao
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705



SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI.30 MILES FROM BRANSON, GUN SHOP ON EVERY CORNER, LIKE CHURCHES,THE GRANDEST OF 4TH CELEBRATIONS, WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES , PEOPLE FRIENDLY, LOT'S OF EDUCATION OPPORTUNITIES, FIVE MAJOR COLLEGES, ETC. ETC. IT'S WHERE i SETTLED DOWN.

i AM A MUSICIAN.

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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Might I suggest Louisiana in the early fifties. Or grow up and realize the place u seek was always just an American dream and its over now, and it's probably for the best.
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My song for you bombshell.


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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Come to Hawko
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lol hawko getting a blowie from a horse cruise
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lmao
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622


drink once a week (now obviously)
born again virgin.
no stds.
kittys so tight dr needs the "little speculem" to examine me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


bet a fist in the poop shoot shall suffice
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
try sandy hook, i heard you can fit a whole house in a glovebox over there..


should provide for all your seclusion needs.
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Tennesee, or however you spell it, that or Sth Dakota.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


hey OP it sounds to me like you need a vacation...

come to ft laud and we'll make the drive to key west.

ever been?

it is the most beautiful drive you can make and i guarantee you it will clear out the cob webs and this time of the year the weather is the best in the world.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
look into north central Idaho. Small towns, with everything you described.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Join a monastery I think it would do you good

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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
how smokin hot are you cuz i'll let you build whatever you want on my land in arkansas mountain river country5a5a5a


i'm a young man and i'll take care of you
 Quoting: RAe 3609225


waaaaaaaay back in the 90's
i was "Miss Teen Los Angeles

a few years later iwas

"Miss Beverly Hills"

i would have gone on to miss america, but its totally fixed.

my face hasn't changed a bit tg, but i did gain a good 20lbs since then....still not shopping in the large section. ha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


That's good enough for me

1 house, a cabin, a clear river and mountains for neighbors. You're chickens are fine we can have goats too shoot I'll even get you some peacocks for style

lots of bass, turkey, deer even bear and the stay mountain lion for game

How's that sound? I somewhat resemble the man in the pink tutu if you're cool wit that let me know, hf
 Quoting: RAe 3609225


I don't think she's looking for some man to provide it for her, she is looking to do it on her own, sans having to give out sexual favors to male glpers.

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