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im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?

 
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Sorry, we here in Tennessee don't want any more ex-Cali people here.

Look what they've done to Colorado.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
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drink once a week (now obviously)
born again virgin.
no stds.
kittys so tight dr needs the "little speculem" to examine me.
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spockstarwarsOh Shit
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Maybe I was wrong. She is obviously looking for a man to leech off of.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Are you a fat alcoholic? You have STD's?
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drink once a week (now obviously)
born again virgin.
no stds.
kittys so tight dr needs the "little speculem" to examine me.
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spockstarwarsOh Shit
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Maybe I was wrong. She is obviously looking for a man to leech off of.
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She is more than likely a 50yo obese bald man or a tranny lmao
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Hmmmm.

OP never stated if the occupation was male model or female model.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Northern New Hampshire....conservative and remote!
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ya and when u get to nh look me up i love milfs
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
come to Montreal, Quebec, Canada

and come meet me... here's my site alphonsecaponso.com

twitter @ alphonsecaponso

facebook @ alphonsecaponso

have a nice day
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
I'm not hot....just a model retired and I also seek such a utopia....
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
how smokin hot are you cuz i'll let you build whatever you want on my land in arkansas mountain river country5a5a5a


i'm a young man and i'll take care of you
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Well, I THOUGHT OP was a male model, but then...what do I know
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I'm a remodeled tire
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lmao
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Is your goal to see how many horny glpers you can get to jack off to one post?
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pics or no dice bo vice
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


Ha. Arcanum , Ohio!!! Arcanum has been called " The Secret Place" since the 1700's....
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I'm a remodeled tire
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Come live with me a.c.
No I am not reino, regRese or Germá. My stupix smartphone keyboRd conspirez agai.st me.

Its not funny.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705



SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI.30 MILES FROM BRANSON, GUN SHOP ON EVERY CORNER, LIKE CHURCHES,THE GRANDEST OF 4TH CELEBRATIONS, WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES , PEOPLE FRIENDLY, LOT'S OF EDUCATION OPPORTUNITIES, FIVE MAJOR COLLEGES, ETC. ETC. IT'S WHERE i SETTLED DOWN.

i AM A MUSICIAN.
 Quoting: Wingedlion27


i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705



SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI.30 MILES FROM BRANSON, GUN SHOP ON EVERY CORNER, LIKE CHURCHES,THE GRANDEST OF 4TH CELEBRATIONS, WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES , PEOPLE FRIENDLY, LOT'S OF EDUCATION OPPORTUNITIES, FIVE MAJOR COLLEGES, ETC. ETC. IT'S WHERE i SETTLED DOWN.

i AM A MUSICIAN.
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Second that
Live here too and love
Moved from texas
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705



SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI.30 MILES FROM BRANSON, GUN SHOP ON EVERY CORNER, LIKE CHURCHES,THE GRANDEST OF 4TH CELEBRATIONS, WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES , PEOPLE FRIENDLY, LOT'S OF EDUCATION OPPORTUNITIES, FIVE MAJOR COLLEGES, ETC. ETIOC. IT'S WHERE i SETTLED DOWN.

i AM A MUSICIAN.
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i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705



SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI.30 MILES FROM BRANSON, GUN SHOP ON EVERY CORNER, LIKE CHURCHES,THE GRANDEST OF 4TH CELEBRATIONS, WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES , PEOPLE FRIENDLY, LOT'S OF EDUCATION OPPORTUNITIES, FIVE MAJOR COLLEGES, ETC. ETC. IT'S WHERE i SETTLED DOWN.

i AM A MUSICIAN.
 Quoting: Wingedlion27

Second that
Live here too and love
Moved from texas
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Keep talking it up and you can have entire subdivisions of stacked townhouses of loud obnoxious women squealing about the new mohos andbthe new super walmart on each end of town until your town is just another atril mall between Chicago and Denver.
No I am not reino, regRese or Germá. My stupix smartphone keyboRd conspirez agai.st me.

Its not funny.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Estes Park, Colorado. Deep in the mountains, and you can be social there too when you feel like it, lots of tourists come by. Plus the scenery is simply amazing.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Estes Park is cool. Right near Loveland, Fort Collins, and Boulder.

But, I'm amazed at what a well kept secret Spearfish S.D. is. Only abour 15,000 people, but if you want some bigger city life, Rapid City and about 75,000 people are just down the road about 1/2 hour away. Plus, Sturgis is 20 minutes away. And you are at the northern end of the Black Hills.

Wyoming is close by too.

I've lived all over America, and traveled alot, Spearfish S.D., and Fort Collins is where I would live.

Someday one of those magazine people will visit Spearfish, and the secret will be out.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
Is it bad that I came in here thinking that the title said "I'm a retard model"?

I had a bunch of comments to make about this but then saw it said retired.
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Fort Collins is nice, but there are too many minorities starting to make their way into that town, and they're bringing all their filth along with them. The Forbes ranking really fucked that city over. So long as you stay in the mountains, you are good.

Once you live in the mountains, you never want to live anywhere else.
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i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


You have to move to Canada to find it. Harvey Station, New Brunswick Canada. Slow paced, county fair, get a house on the lake, and you are set.

I will show you around and introduce you to the locals. Even give you a place to stay temporarily.
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Fayetteville, Arkansas has everything you described.
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if you are serious, and WON'T bring any absurd Kali left wing politics, because yes Kali people have ruined Oregon and Colorado and are trying to ruin this place also with left wing politics,


other than that, Flathead Valley, NW Montana, do a google earth flyover.
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OPs is obv a dude
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i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


You have to move to Canada to find it. Harvey Station, New Brunswick Canada. Slow paced, county fair, get a house on the lake, and you are set.

I will show you around and introduce you to the locals. Even give you a place to stay temporarily.
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LOL. Creepy serial killer stalker alert, avoid at all costs.
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north carolina, 27317 or 27203
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i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


Ha. Arcanum , Ohio!!! Arcanum has been called " The Secret Place" since the 1700's....

 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


HEY I know where Arcanum Ohio is. YEP ... nice little place but still close enough to the big cities that one can go enjoy what they have to offer now and then while giving one that nice midwestern rural feel.

Arcanum OH is definitely a place they should consider ... "IF" the poster is real.
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My little piece of Heaven is Grants Pass, Oregon:) Amazing weather and no sales tax! What more could you want in your own piece of paradise. Did I mention we're only 45 minutes from the snow and a little over an our from the ocean. It's not a small city it's more like a big town.
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
So let me get this straight.

Conservative, smokin hot model that hunts, fishes, raises chickens, gardens from L.A.

You know I am gonna have to roll out the flag here.

I don't believe in you any more than I do the easter bunny.

Good luck finding anyone other than the gullible prepper that has a whole case of baked beans in their pantry.

Pics and something more convincing or its all

bsflagbsflagbsflag
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i'm a(still smokin hot) 40 year old retired model. i have owned my own businesses and properties. looking for a lovely conservative place, gun friendly, maybe a college to finish my degree.
somewhere to hunt and fish and publically hang wrongdoers.
somewhere with no smogtests for my vintage car, and a place where i dont have to register my home garden. a home that willa allow me more than 3 chickens and a nice rooster.
neighbors who let me smoke and bbq in my backyard. a place that maybe fireworks are legal on the fourth of jul(my b day).
a place where i can buy local milk, beer, wine, and moonshine.
a place where i can hang an american flag with no gold fringes around it. a plaxe where a woman doesn;t have to be a "superwoman". a place with county fairs and cake and pie contests. a place where i can get a nice secretary job and still have a life...
i was born and bred in los angeles. i still have hope that theres something kinder and gentler out there.
i like the simple life. cooking, cleaning,entertaining friends,participating in community stuff...

where is this?
is this even in america anymore?
 Quoting: pollyanna 18380705


You sound like a hot lady who knows what she wants!

bouncebppig
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Re: im a retired model. where is the most conservative,backwoods type place, small town vibe, that o can move to?
So let me get this straight.

Conservative, smokin hot model that hunts, fishes, raises chickens, gardens from L.A.

You know I am gonna have to roll out the flag here.

I don't believe in you any more than I do the easter bunny.

Good luck finding anyone other than the gullible prepper that has a whole case of baked beans in their pantry.

Pics and something more convincing or its all

bsflagbsflagbsflag
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I'll have to admit...if there were really any more good ones like you describe yourself, then you would not be gaining such reaction to your proposal. I'm gonna move towards BS on this one.
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