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Man tries to commit suicide by smoking weed

 
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I think nobodys died becouse of it...



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Re: Man tries to commit suicide by smoking weed
good way to go......especially if you're not in a hurrybonghit
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good way to go......especially if you're not in a hurrybonghit
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Yeah, you have the rest of your life....
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Re: Man tries to commit suicide by smoking weed
popesleeping


cruise
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omg make the noise stop
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that's actually quite funny.
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omg make the noise stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27244987

It's ok. It's just your retardation fighting your spirit. Don't worry, in the end your EGO dies, so whatever stupid shit you believe in now just dies with the body.

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Dying from marijuana is like dying from clouds.
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carefull, you gotta watch out for clouds my bro.
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I had visited Amsterdam a couple of days back, and I tried a joint of Marijuana. I didn take the words of the coffee shop lady that 'Take a puff, rest down and then take the next'. I thought WTF~~I usually had always taken more number of beers at the same time than any of my friends, so I thought it would do nothing. In fact it was my first time. I got a joint for 4 Euros, fortunately I had a friend with me who smoked but didnt inhale inside. Just he left it out the same way one smokes raw Cigar. I smoked like, 5 or 6 puffs continuously, and I was STONED. I rolled the streets of Amsterdam for 4 hours, completely in the outer world. The feeling I had on the contrary to other blogs in Internet, it was just KILLING me. I has to fight for my life inside my brain. For the first 5 minutes I was mourning for having taken this and I felt sorry for my family. I know well I was dying. Atleast for the first 5 minutes of STONED, I was fighting to live. Then as the time passed, I thought it is better to die than to get killed inside the brain. It was like 10,000 thoughts/second and it all killed me. Everything I have known till now flashed, all the sins I have done, trying to find who God is and all stuffs,. I have had enough. The next morning my friend said that I had shouted 'Please kill me, anyway am going to die, please take care of my Girl friend!'.. I am sure, if I had a knife or something with me that time, I would have definitely killed myself,

Somehow I decided I would never take drugs of any form, alcohol, I quit smoking, and every nonsense! I don even wanna consume Taurine that is found in Red Bull. I am now into spirituality and I am able to think deeper about the purpose of life now. It had changed me, and I am fresh now.

Now I wonder why sadhus or Babas who meditate continuously in Himalayan region take Marijuana! It is a God substance letting your mind to a glimpse of gory true facts about life and life after death. And I forgot to mention, I was taken to my AFTER DEATH life and also got a glimpse of my PREVIOUS BIRTH. Yeah, I was an ASSASSIN then!. hahahah! DONT MESS WITH ME!redfaceredfacetounge
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Lmao!
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Takes a very long time man.
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I had visited Amsterdam a couple of days back, and I tried a joint of Marijuana. I didn take the words of the coffee shop lady that 'Take a puff, rest down and then take the next'. I thought WTF~~I usually had always taken more number of beers at the same time than any of my friends, so I thought it would do nothing. In fact it was my first time. I got a joint for 4 Euros, fortunately I had a friend with me who smoked but didnt inhale inside. Just he left it out the same way one smokes raw Cigar. I smoked like, 5 or 6 puffs continuously, and I was STONED. I rolled the streets of Amsterdam for 4 hours, completely in the outer world. The feeling I had on the contrary to other blogs in Internet, it was just KILLING me. I has to fight for my life inside my brain. For the first 5 minutes I was mourning for having taken this and I felt sorry for my family. I know well I was dying. Atleast for the first 5 minutes of STONED, I was fighting to live. Then as the time passed, I thought it is better to die than to get killed inside the brain. It was like 10,000 thoughts/second and it all killed me. Everything I have known till now flashed, all the sins I have done, trying to find who God is and all stuffs,. I have had enough. The next morning my friend said that I had shouted 'Please kill me, anyway am going to die, please take care of my Girl friend!'.. I am sure, if I had a knife or something with me that time, I would have definitely killed myself,

Somehow I decided I would never take drugs of any form, alcohol, I quit smoking, and every nonsense! I don even wanna consume Taurine that is found in Red Bull. I am now into spirituality and I am able to think deeper about the purpose of life now. It had changed me, and I am fresh now.

Now I wonder why sadhus or Babas who meditate continuously in Himalayan region take Marijuana! It is a God substance letting your mind to a glimpse of gory true facts about life and life after death. And I forgot to mention, I was taken to my AFTER DEATH life and also got a glimpse of my PREVIOUS BIRTH. Yeah, I was an ASSASSIN then!. hahahah! DONT MESS WITH ME!redfaceredfacetounge
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Why do you make it so easy to spot your bullshit?
Fuck Yea!
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Oh boy, he's gonna wait, and wait, and wait, and wait again, and wait.. stoner
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I had visited Amsterdam a couple of days back, and I tried a joint of Marijuana. I didn take the words of the coffee shop lady that 'Take a puff, rest down and then take the next'. I thought WTF~~I usually had always taken more number of beers at the same time than any of my friends, so I thought it would do nothing. In fact it was my first time. I got a joint for 4 Euros, fortunately I had a friend with me who smoked but didnt inhale inside. Just he left it out the same way one smokes raw Cigar. I smoked like, 5 or 6 puffs continuously, and I was STONED. I rolled the streets of Amsterdam for 4 hours, completely in the outer world. The feeling I had on the contrary to other blogs in Internet, it was just KILLING me. I has to fight for my life inside my brain. For the first 5 minutes I was mourning for having taken this and I felt sorry for my family. I know well I was dying. Atleast for the first 5 minutes of STONED, I was fighting to live. Then as the time passed, I thought it is better to die than to get killed inside the brain. It was like 10,000 thoughts/second and it all killed me. Everything I have known till now flashed, all the sins I have done, trying to find who God is and all stuffs,. I have had enough. The next morning my friend said that I had shouted 'Please kill me, anyway am going to die, please take care of my Girl friend!'.. I am sure, if I had a knife or something with me that time, I would have definitely killed myself,

Somehow I decided I would never take drugs of any form, alcohol, I quit smoking, and every nonsense! I don even wanna consume Taurine that is found in Red Bull. I am now into spirituality and I am able to think deeper about the purpose of life now. It had changed me, and I am fresh now.

Now I wonder why sadhus or Babas who meditate continuously in Himalayan region take Marijuana! It is a God substance letting your mind to a glimpse of gory true facts about life and life after death. And I forgot to mention, I was taken to my AFTER DEATH life and also got a glimpse of my PREVIOUS BIRTH. Yeah, I was an ASSASSIN then!. hahahah! DONT MESS WITH ME!redfaceredfacetounge
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Something broke that day

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 05/24/2013 08:26 AM
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Re: Man tries to commit suicide by smoking weed
he will smoke and then feel reborn

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