Remote Viewers on a Suicide Mission

There are remote viewers in my head using Kabbalistic techniques to channel their voices and put thoughts and images in my mind.
I wish I was making it up.
They have run me through all their aliens/ghosts/CIA stories but I now reckon I know what they really are and I have some evidence.
I think there is a network of psychically able people who are well versed in the Kabbala who practice real evil.
They "connect to the spirit" of innocent people, usually in their dreams and occasionally in their waking life. The motivation is nearly always sexual and the victims are nearly always female.
I think I'm a sideshow to them because sometimes for variety they like to suicide people by showing up as God and telling them to jump.
I cannot fathom why they picked me, and I welcome any test, but they picked the wrong target this time because I actually want to live so I will do anything to get my life back.
Because they talk incessantly, in circles usually, and have run out of stories, they have revealed a bit about themselves.
By tradition, these people are identified at an early age and trained in all the arts of misdirection so they haven't given away any useful names.
But they haven't caught up with the internet and all I did was put up a web page and the dumb fuck hit it and I have the log.
I got nine hits in two days and I feel embarassed asking sane people to think about what that means.
But here's a clue; I live in Brisbane and the IP addresses map to both coasts of the United States. I've never been to America and don't know anybody from there.
I've got someone running basic ping and port scans but there's not much more we can do. I wish I could get a name, or a list. And I wish my story was good enough to go to the FBI.
I'm thinking that if I do something ugly to someone's cable modem I can get the FBI to come to me. Yes I'm for real.
So I'd to test for truth, credibility and maybe some pro DoS tactics.