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Words from My 5 Year Old Autistic Son: "Here Comes Jesus" !!!

 
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


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"Out of the mouth of babes, thou hast perfected praise." I would pay attention to what he has to say.
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grouphug Amein!

Glad to see you around, Brother!
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Thank you for this OP. Was very encouraged by this message.
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Jesus is already here. So is satan. We are their meat puppets. Hopefully you're a good meat puppet.
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Jesus is already here. So is satan. We are their meat puppets. Hopefully you're a good meat puppet.
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes



"Out of the mouth of babes, thou hast perfected praise." I would pay attention to what he has to say.
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grouphug Amein!

Glad to see you around, Brother!
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Good to still be around,... I think?
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Jesus Is Watching You
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiller Jesus.”
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Thank you for your video hf
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

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Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
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Dude. Better get right with God.
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
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You most certainly do have the right to look like a fool, especially on this forum. It seems to be the par for the course.
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I'm sure NJR will be right along here with his BS Calendar.
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Lol
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
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You sound VERY angry to me. I pray that the Lord will take away your anger and will give you a Saul on the road to Damascus experience. May God bless you abundantly.
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Jesus Is Watching You
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiller Jesus.”

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Lol my speech teacher at school told me that story, though minus the bold part. In place of the bold part in your quote, she said that there was a dog near the bird that was named Jesus.
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35645978


You sound VERY angry to me. I pray that the Lord will take away your anger and will give you a Saul on the road to Damascus experience. May God bless you abundantly.
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I'm angry so many have been deceived. Also, that the deception is so thorough that you believe all of that crap to be real.

Doesn't your book even tell you to watch out for that?

Your overlords live in one of the richest palaces on the planet yet preach humility? Hah!


Your very own make-believe satan is your make-believe religious leader.
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Jesus Is Watching You
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiller Jesus.”

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31055139


Lol my speech teacher at school told me that story, though minus the bold part. In place of the bold part in your quote, she said that there was a dog near the bird that was named Jesus.
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Missed the last part in your quote where you mentioned the dogs name was Jesus, I didn't remember her telling the Clarence part.
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Do you have a sister and is she religious, living in a different state?
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35645978


You sound VERY angry to me. I pray that the Lord will take away your anger and will give you a Saul on the road to Damascus experience. May God bless you abundantly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32381683


I'm angry so many have been deceived. Also, that the deception is so thorough that you believe all of that crap to be real.

Doesn't your book even tell you to watch out for that?

Your overlords live in one of the richest palaces on the planet yet preach humility? Hah!


Your very own make-believe satan is your make-believe religious leader.
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I prayed the prayer and meant it VERY much. Be looking for it because it can happen when you LEAST expect it. May God Bless You.
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That's cute, but there are still unfulfilled prophecies like the mark of the beast and the seven last plagues that have to happen first.
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I can't wait now that I believe in Santa God and the Jesus Bunny for my reward in Heaven with streets of Gold, angels flying around me with Haarps singing Santa God's praise.

Glory to the Tooth Allah as he puts money under my pillow and the mighty Thor flies around throwing lighting bolts at the minions of Satan as the overflow from Hell and consume Earth in a blaze of satanic glory.

Jesus be Praised! May he hop, hop, hop his way into the hearts and minds of free thinking children the world wide for ever shutting their fragile little minds.

Amen!
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Strangely amusing, but you're missing the point.
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That lady in the video freezeframe DOES look autistic.
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It would be BEST if you Canuck-tards keep your mouth shut!!!
But God bless you and have a nice day anyway!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


Religitards type with their mouth?

I guess that's why all their posts are so fucking retarded.


I'm not encroaching on your right to believe any old stupid shit, but you must also respect my right to call your bullshit fairy tales what they are.
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The lady that posted that did NOT encroach or shove anything down YOUR throat. You did not have to watch her video! You do not have to believe--that is your right! BUUUUT, you do NOT have the right to call her or anyone's posting f***n retarded either.
You are angry for other reasons, I'm sure, none of which has anything to do with one's belief in God or any other higher power!
Examine WHAT has made you so angry and empty........
Until then, have a blessed day!!!
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She seems to be a genuinely nice lady with a good heart & kind looking face. Wish more of us were like her. I don't do religion at all, repel Jesus freaks normally.. but strangely enough.. when I did ask 'Jesus' for assistance.. help has actually come, esp: if I was at death's door. Don't know who he/she/it or whatever is, but there 'is' someone out there who.. listens.. sometimes.

Wish you love n warmth.. simply for being honest & genuine.

hf
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Try with "not washing his brain"...
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Jesus is coming back, and this time, He won't be so nice...

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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
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Yes it Blessed me

God Bless you and your wonderful son
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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OP, you can get rid of the shill posts.
"If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it" -Mark Twain
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Look, don't ever lose faith, you will be attacked, persecuted, and made fun of for your beliefs. As much as you find a faith in Jesus because you are filled with good, light, and love, there are those who will attack you because they are filled with evil, darkness, and hate. They pretend that he does not exist out of fear for answering for what they have done, not understanding that it is his love and forgiveness of what they are hiding that would actually set them free.

I think your a beautiful soul, your trying to connect with your God, and your really reaching out in order to receive.

There is very little in this world that we will take with us whenever our time comes. For while our soul is eternal, these bodies are but shadows and dust.
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I'm sure NJR will be right along here with his BS Calendar.
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BS = Beautiful Spirit Calendar

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Fri Mar 1/13/13
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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awesome miracle and encouragment for you, BDE!

the LORD sent this message as a source of hope for you and others....


Come, LORD JESUS!

hf
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Hi Op,

You are a beautiful person and a wonderful mother! I want to Thank you for posting your video. Wow out of the mouth of babes....

Yes, Jesus is coming very very soon. I will see you in the new Paradise !!!!

Happy Easter and God Bless

Honeybee

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