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Words from My 5 Year Old Autistic Son: "Here Comes Jesus" !!!

 
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Prayers also for your health op hugs
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I just think, oh boy, will they get the shock of their life. Can't wait.....
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Can't wait? CAN'T WAIT!! What the fuck is wrong with you? Right there is your failure, that you find happiness at the demise of others. Jesus does NOT like you!
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He was talking about your neighbour's gardener.
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I'd have to believe in AUTISM as well as Xtianity to believe this bsflag
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I just think, oh boy, will they get the shock of their life. Can't wait.....
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Can't wait? CAN'T WAIT!! What the fuck is wrong with you? Right there is your failure, that you find happiness at the demise of others. Jesus does NOT like you!
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It's called schadenfreude and who are you to say whether it's right or wrong?

You fail.
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dont be alarmed, 5 years olds are beginning cognitive development, and tend to repeat things they hear all day
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bsflag
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stfustfustfustfustfustfustfu
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hugshf
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So, Christians LOVE the fact that someone would tell someone else to...

stfu

Just want to make sure I got that right. I also want to know if your "Jesus" would find this post to be representative of Unconditional LOVE?

-Personally, I know Jesus to be a bit different than that. In fact, he would have DEPLORED this post in which you supported as it does not represent anything of a LOVING or unified nature.

Now...I'm not questioning your "faith." I'm just questioning your interpretation of what that "faith" entails.
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dont be alarmed, 5 years olds are beginning cognitive development, and tend to repeat things they hear all day
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And you repeat everything you learned in elementary school and the science channel.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24801251


stfustfustfustfustfustfustfu
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hugshf
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


So, Christians LOVE the fact that someone would tell someone else to...

stfu

Just want to make sure I got that right. I also want to know if your "Jesus" would find this post to be representative of Unconditional LOVE?

-Personally, I know Jesus to be a bit different than that. In fact, he would have DEPLORED this post in which you supported as it does not represent anything of a LOVING or unified nature.

Now...I'm not questioning your "faith." I'm just questioning your interpretation of what that "faith" entails.
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True and don't be afraid to try fruits and spirits. We are called to.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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I just think, oh boy, will they get the shock of their life. Can't wait.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33941492


Can't wait? CAN'T WAIT!! What the fuck is wrong with you? Right there is your failure, that you find happiness at the demise of others. Jesus does NOT like you!
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It's called schadenfreude and who are you to say whether it's right or wrong?

You fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18296310


Don't know much about the teachings of Jesus, do you.
In other words .......... xtians supposedly strive to be like Jesus / Jesus was not a sadist / the xtain I quoted is / xtain failure.
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A brilliant mind out of step with today's society. God Bless your family.
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bsflag
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stfustfustfustfustfustfustfu
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hugshf
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


So, Christians LOVE the fact that someone would tell someone else to...

stfu

Just want to make sure I got that right. I also want to know if your "Jesus" would find this post to be representative of Unconditional LOVE?

-Personally, I know Jesus to be a bit different than that. In fact, he would have DEPLORED this post in which you supported as it does not represent anything of a LOVING or unified nature.

Now...I'm not questioning your "faith." I'm just questioning your interpretation of what that "faith" entails.
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DITTO!
hf
DUST TO GLORY!!!
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op...HE HAS RISEN INDEED! hf
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


WOW! Just WOW!


So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
daughter in NYC
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


First of all you are a very beautifull lady.


Second, you have Jesus in your heart, in your eyes, in your mind, in every single atom within you.

That is what your little one is saying, when he sees you: here comes Jesus.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Are you saying that first, simply because she's really ugly? Lying to comfort someone is a good thing in your view of things?


Oh, happy zombie jesus day people, BUY lots of products at the store in celebration.
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Yolo, I hate to break it to ya but your kid is a retard.

bsflag
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BACK OFF DUDE UNCOOL
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So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Melodramatic religious circle-jerking at its finest right here at a conspiracy forum!

Fucking parrots.
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
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Bless you and yours, too, and the world.
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This is what happens when you brainwash your kids with religious bull.

Maybe you should stop watching "the Bible" series with him.

Little kids have a great imagination and can't distinguish reality from fantasy - he is basing his on your programming.
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waa waa, listen to Satan cry... waa waa.
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LOL, EXACTLY!
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goodnewsgoodnewsgoodnews

This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


WOW! Just WOW!


So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Ditto. God bless you and your family.

I pray that you come to know Jesus as a healer!
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Oh please.

Idiot AC
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So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Melodramatic religious circle-jerking at its finest right here at a conspiracy forum!

Fucking parrots.
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peace15
DUST TO GLORY!!!
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So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Melodramatic religious circle-jerking at its finest right here at a conspiracy forum!

Fucking parrots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37115978


Anonymous Coward, don't be such a dick.

AC Guy
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hf For you,OP. hf For your son, who IS loved by Him !
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What a beautiful miracle for you and your family.

Thank you for sharing that with us. flower
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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BDE, you must've known that your video would bring out all the sub-human, troglodyte scum to ridicule you and your message. But as usual, they totally fail in their attempts to take away from what you have to say.

Thanks for sharing. Love to you and your family. May our Lord Jesus heal and restore you.

He has risen.


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BDE, you must've known that your video would bring out all the sub-human, troglodyte scum to ridicule you and your message. But as usual, they totally fail in their attempts to take away from what you have to say.
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I'd say they were pretty successful if it elicited a response from you. cruise
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So happy for you dear Sister!!! God Bless your precious son and family.

I am overjoyed for you and your family and all of us who are waiting for the Lord and Savior....

JESUS!!!!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day!!!!!
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Melodramatic religious circle-jerking at its finest right here at a conspiracy forum!

Fucking parrots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37115978


:peace15:
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


You can bow to your fake god, I'll stand proudly on me feet.

Sheep.
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This is me in the video...I had to share with you all hf!

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!!

HE IS RISEN!! AMEN!!




I hope you're blessed by this message grouphug!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!


happyheart
 Quoting: BetteDavisEyes


thank you for sharing, and GOD BLESS YOU, ANS YOURS!! <3 HE IS RISEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3hf

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