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My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".

 
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My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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Okay.

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poor girl
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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Average?


Definite troll post...


Nobody would call their kid 'average'.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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She's a smart kid, OP.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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...and you can only aspire to being average
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
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I'd rather you post the Scripture that states that a 9 year old is "of the age of accountability". Short of that, quit pulling doctrines of men out of your ass and proclaiming them to be the word of God. Got it?
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Take your ridiculous, made up, 'age of accountability' and shove it fair up your stupid ass.

Your god isn't very nice. In fact I'd go as far to say if your god does what you think it does it's probably not god.
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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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cause you don't have the spooky vid to go with it. just kidding.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Look for the mark of the beast.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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lmao That's what I was going to say.
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Smarter than most people in the world.
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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His spelling was right. You're right, as in you are right.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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You must have "brainwashed" her like the accusations of the Christian lady in the other thread right? The claim she's been brainwashed is just as valid right?
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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and just downright mean. i just don't roll with that thing of people saying a person ought to be tortured forever if you don't take to their religion. it's elitist and sinister.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
She's a smart kid, OP.
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Yes, she is.

Jesus is a bunch of BS.
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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Internet spelling police! watch out!
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
My seven year old says it all the time...plus santa, plus tooth fairy, plus Easter Bunny.

Young children have less and less tolerance for bullshit...unless it's entertaining bullshit.
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Average?


Definite troll post...


Nobody would call their kid 'average'.
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My parents would.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Your daughter is 9. She made an innocent comment. That other post was ignorant & malicious. End of.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754536


it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


I'd rather you post the Scripture that states that a 9 year old is "of the age of accountability". Short of that, quit pulling doctrines of men out of your ass and proclaiming them to be the word of God. Got it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754536


it isnt doctrines of men, the op said she said Christ is a bunch of nonsense...she denied Christ showing she made a concious decision that salvation through Christ is foolish and not needed thus above the age of accountability. For ALL have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God- Romans 3:23, There are none righteous, no not one- Romans 3:10, everyone is deserving of Hell without Christ. now whether she truly understood what christianity is all about and what she was really saying only God knows in her heart but it isnt a good sign either way. none are worthy of heaven.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Not if she's baptized.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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...and you can only aspire to being average
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Exactly! Being above average is pretty rough shit. Jumping down 20 IQ points would be awesome! That way life would be easier and to top it off I'd still be twice as intelligent as any aussie. thumbs
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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Whoa! That was an awesome fail bro! Do it again!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


I'd rather you post the Scripture that states that a 9 year old is "of the age of accountability". Short of that, quit pulling doctrines of men out of your ass and proclaiming them to be the word of God. Got it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754536


it isnt doctrines of men, the op said she said Christ is a bunch of nonsense...she denied Christ showing she made a concious decision that salvation through Christ is foolish and not needed thus above the age of accountability. For ALL have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God- Romans 3:23, There are none righteous, no not one- Romans 3:10, everyone is deserving of Hell without Christ. now whether she truly understood what christianity is all about and what she was really saying only God knows in her heart but it isnt a good sign either way. none are worthy of heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


So you're going to move the goalpost? I think not!

Post the scripture that says anything, anything at all about an alleged "age of accountability".

We're waiting for you to support you're nasty, mean-spirited, uncalled for comment with that precious Bible you fanatically beat people over the head with in an attempt to show just how much "love" you have for them.

Get the scripture. We're waiting.

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