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My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".

 
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Tack her out back and nail her to cross and see what she thinks.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Great! Another one predicting hell for someone, and this time it's a nine-year old. Don't you get it? If she thinks it's nonsense, then there's no hell awaiting her. Only if you believe in Christianity does hell exist.
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wrong
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Great! Another one predicting hell for someone, and this time it's a nine-year old. Don't you get it? If she thinks it's nonsense, then there's no hell awaiting her. Only if you believe in Christianity does hell exist.
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wrong
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Are you sure that hell does exist?

Have you seen it with your own eyes?

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skull_fing and your 9 year tard.
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skull_fing and your 9 year tard.
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Very Christ Like
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Your 9 year old daughter is a brainwashed pig.
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// the fiery pit known as the lake of fire was not meant for man but for the devil and his angels, men end up there out of their own free will to deny God. //

How do you know this? Did God tell you himself?
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// the fiery pit known as the lake of fire was not meant for man but for the devil and his angels, men end up there out of their own free will to deny God. //

How do you know this? Did God tell you himself?
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He told us all: all who read his word of course

Mathew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
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// the fiery pit known as the lake of fire was not meant for man but for the devil and his angels, men end up there out of their own free will to deny God. //

How do you know this? Did God tell you himself?
 Quoting: protoculture


He told us all: all who read his word of course

Mathew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
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So you believe that a record of what someone said God is going to say is the same as "God telling you" ?
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lol jesus believers typing someone that's 9 will goto hell for denying jesus , no decent god would do that
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
She obviously doesn't understand (or hasn't been taught) that the bible and the stories therein are metaphors for each and every individual.

It seems those on both sides are missing out on some ancient and very profound knowledge. The 'Christians' think that someone else will save them, and so they don't even bother with self-transformation. On the other side, we have the atheists, who rightly disagree with the 'Christians' yet that is where they put on their blinders and refuse to even look at anything bearing any of the 'Christian' labels.

So for those on both sides who wish to continue to be ignorant, and to indoctrinate their children with ignorance, instead of teaching them to think for themselves, please continue. Apparently all is as it should be.

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"On the other side, we have the atheists, who rightly disagree with the 'Christians' yet that is where they put on their blinders and refuse to even look at anything bearing any of the 'Christian' labels."

You claim to say that atheists have the right to disagree with "christians" but then you say we put our blinders on to anything that has a "christian" label. If we disagree with what christians have to say then OBVIOUSLY we dont believe what they believe. It's not that we refuse to LOOK at anything with any christian labels, we refuse to BELIEVE anything with christian labels. For me personally, show me some bonafide, 100%, non debunkable proof that a god exists and I will bow down. I will believe. Just because something has the word "religion" beside it doesn't mean i will rule it out entirely. Show me some evidence to your claims instead of quoting some piece of scripture that could have a MILLION different interpretations. Christians and catholics are the WORST religion for pushing their dogma on people. Muslims are getting pretty bad now too.

"So for those on both sides who wish to continue to be ignorant, and to indoctrinate their children with ignorance, instead of teaching them to think for themselves, please continue. Apparently all is as it should be."

Then you say this quote that i have put above. I know this was meant for both "sides" but what you fail to realize is that atheism DOES ALLOW children to think for themselves. RELIGION in general DOESN'T allow for people to think for themselves. It has nothing to do with christians. That's another thing that christians in particular don't seem to understand. Christianity is NOT the only religion in the world.

Religitards are controlled by that little book and by a magic man in the sky. Anything that book says is golden and CANNOT be undone. Anything in that book is SACRED and cannot be blasphemied against. All religions of the world use FEAR to CONTROL the masses. Dont go to church, you are going to hell. Don't worship god and pray to him everyday, you are going to hell. Don't follow scriptures and be one with the lord, you are going to hell.

Atheism allows the person to take all of the religious dogma and lies and sift through it and see it for what it is. They can choose to believe it or not. It teaches them what god is? what jesus is? what allah is? what buddah is? Why does it do this? It does this because once you learn ALL of the religions of the world then you know they are all based off the same collection of stories just written a little differently. It shows the person that all religions are the SAME. At least with atheism it gives the person the CHOICE to worship it or not. Just because you may be an atheist now doesn't mean you will stay an atheist forever. The atheist sees the world without the shit-brown colored veil of religion. The religitard is BOUND by his or her beliefs to be controlled. The atheist can be free to decide how to live, what to do, how to think, what to say, what to eat, what to learn, what to see. The religitard has NO FREE WILL. You are FOREVER bound to that little book and that magic man in the sky. You MUST attend church to atone for your sins or suffer eternal damnation. You MUST ask jesus for forgiveness everyday because you are SOOOOOOOO BAD that you are going to hell. Blah, Blah, Blah

So I ask Who actually has the blinders? Is it the athiests, who have the free will to do what they want, think what they want, feel what they want?

or is it the religitards? who have no free will and are COMMANDED to do what god tells them to do

Something tells me this 9 yr old girl is a very smart cookie. Too bad there couldn't be more like her
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Great! Another one predicting hell for someone, and this time it's a nine-year old. Don't you get it? If she thinks it's nonsense, then there's no hell awaiting her. Only if you believe in Christianity does hell exist.
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wrong
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True. You obviously don't know your own religion then
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// the fiery pit known as the lake of fire was not meant for man but for the devil and his angels, men end up there out of their own free will to deny God. //

How do you know this? Did God tell you himself?
 Quoting: protoculture


He told us all: all who read his word of course

Mathew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
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So you believe that a record of what someone said God is going to say is the same as "God telling you" ?
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it wasnt just "someone". it wasnt just some person, those particular words were from Jesus Christ himself. and all the words of the bible were divinely inspired. they are quite literally Gods words. and Christ was the word manifest in the flesh- John 1:14
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// the fiery pit known as the lake of fire was not meant for man but for the devil and his angels, men end up there out of their own free will to deny God. //

How do you know this? Did God tell you himself?
 Quoting: protoculture


He told us all: all who read his word of course

Mathew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


So you believe that a record of what someone said God is going to say is the same as "God telling you" ?
 Quoting: protoculture


it wasnt just "someone". it wasnt just some person, those particular words were from Jesus Christ himself. and all the words of the bible were divinely inspired. they are quite literally Gods words. and Christ was the word manifest in the flesh- John 1:14
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( see later post for updated version )

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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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He told us all: all who read his word of course

Mathew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


So you believe that a record of what someone said God is going to say is the same as "God telling you" ?
 Quoting: protoculture


it wasnt just "someone". it wasnt just some person, those particular words were from Jesus Christ himself. and all the words of the bible were divinely inspired. they are quite literally Gods words. and Christ was the word manifest in the flesh- John 1:14
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593

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... So you believe that a record that someone wrote down about something Jesus said God was going to say is the same as "God telling you" ?

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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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God forgives her because he loves her and she is a product of her environment. It is not her fault her parents ride the short bus!
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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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God forgives her because he loves her and she is a product of her environment. It is not her fault her parents ride the short bus!
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How do you know who God forgives and loves ?
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im surprized, you have a daughter that can think for herself at so small age! congratz
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Only tha bloodshed of the Jesus saves mon.
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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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God forgives her because he loves her and she is a product of her environment. It is not her fault her parents ride the short bus!
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How do you know who God forgives and loves ?
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God loves everybody, even you.
God is love perfect love.
She is a child an a innocent.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Not if she's baptized.
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Sigh.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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lol right..... because god wants to punish a 9 yr old for all eternity for basically doing nothing. Your paradigm is laughably flawed.
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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douche
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How is that incorrect? "Yup...you are right she is definitely average."

I mean it sounds retarded to speak that way but its not incorrect.
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she sounds more intelligent than most brain washed adults
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the OP is trying to suggest if you believe in the bible you are dumber than an average 9 year old girl.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
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there's no lake of fire, no hell and no satan, no god and no jesus either. Your a bunch of loonies in a cult. grow up.
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the OP is trying to suggest if you believe in the bible you are dumber than an average 9 year old girl.
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OP is right.
And it's shocking how many grown adults believe wildly impossible claims made by a cabal of pedophiles who have persecuted and murdered and tortured and raped the world for centuries.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Really? The Creator would torture and snuff a 9 year old for saying that?

What a religion you guys have.

What a friend we have in Jesus.

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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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Not if she's baptized.
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LOL.

You christfags never cease to bring endless amusement. cruise