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My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".

 
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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His spelling was right. You're right, as in you are right.
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duh - I was referring to his spelling of definitely. I emphasised your because he is a moderator, and should know better, both with the spelling and with the biased opinions.
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Hi Pot, meet Kettle....tounge
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
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WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
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I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

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scream in her face telling her she's going to hell, and then beat her into submission. It's the Christian way.
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WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
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I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

pope2beat_brickextreme_se
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Well, apparently its a rational thing to do if you manage to brainwash an entire nation with religion....But i heard it aint pulling that much weight these days so no need to worry about it.
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Does she agree that Allah is load of crap to? She must as she has it all figured out by 9!

She must be soooo smart! I guess she figured out that her dad is a dip wad too!stupthrd
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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*turns flame off*

There. No hell.
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I bet she doesn't believe in Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny either. Be glad your daughter can actually use logic and reason.
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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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Sounds like her head has bean completely filled with opinionated nonsense.
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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That's just wrong.... lol
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WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16731395



I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

pope2beat_brickextreme_se
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Well, apparently its a rational thing to do if you manage to brainwash an entire nation with religion....But i heard it aint pulling that much weight these days so no need to worry about it.
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You could bring her up in violent oppressive atheism. All their murders out number all religions, combined.
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I bet she doesn't believe in Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny either. Be glad your daughter can actually use logic and reason.
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She don't need no logics or reason she needs Jesus
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So the real question is where did she hear this? Is the family Christian or nothing....a little backstory is necessary
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
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I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

pope2beat_brickextreme_se
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Go back to Iran you god damn terrorist
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Her pussy will be pounded regularly till death.
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Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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You're wrong for that and you know it. Make it about his mom or something but not the kid himself, he cannot help whats wrong with him or what environment he's been raised in. Children autistic or not are very impressionable by their surroundings.
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Her pussy will be pounded regularly till death.
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and now we see the true face of Jesus.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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Because children know. We as a smart human society should know by now that religion is a scam. Yes they're is a God just not one that demands worship.
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
Ok. is this just as valid as the other post? If not why not?
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Read to your daughter Luke 19:27
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Ask your daughter what she thinks about this verse.

In my opinion, Jesus is not only a bunch of nonsense, but Jesus is harmful because he commands his followers to murder non-followers. Jesus is a terrorist.
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I bet she doesn't believe in Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny either. Be glad your daughter can actually use logic and reason.
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She don't need no logics or reason she needs Jesus
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What she really needs is intellectually inferior dumb asses like you to shut the fuck up and stop trying to push their bullshit beliefs onto her.
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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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^^^ uncalled for and fictitious^^^
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it is neither, its the truth and its a warning. would you rather me lie or keep silent or play it off like its eh whatever so nothing is done proactively and she actually does end up in the lake of fire? i believe whole heartedly in hell; it would be insane for me not to warn of it so that she may escape it. by pointing this out it just shows how serious salvation is. if you deny Christ; the only mediator between God and man for the atonement of your sins; for the wages of sin is death...you will be lost to the lake of fire
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I'd rather you post the Scripture that states that a 9 year old is "of the age of accountability". Short of that, quit pulling doctrines of men out of your ass and proclaiming them to be the word of God. Got it?
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Oh boy, we have a bossy religtard over here.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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idk if this is true or not but if it is this is not good. by doing so she indicated shes above the age of accountability and if she died today she would drop into hell fire at 9 years old
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WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
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I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

pope2beat_brickextreme_se
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Only tha bloodshed of the Jeesus can save tha world mon.
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Yup...you're right she's definetely average.
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just like your spelling and your opinions
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Wait...you really think that "your" would be the proper spelling there? Ohhh the irony......
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
See what I mean? Atheists moan on and on about Christian threads, but then they make hundreds of more threads, about Christians. Just face it. You all are too obviously obsessed with the God you claim not to believe in. Which is why God and Jesus will forever be the two Words that will remain in your mouths.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
See what I mean? Atheists moan on and on about Christian threads, but then they make hundreds of more threads, about Christians. Just face it. You all are too obviously obsessed with the God you claim not to believe in. Which is why God and Jesus will forever be the two Words that will remain in your mouths.
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I must agree that some atheists are quite pathetic.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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just like your spelling and your opinions
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh


His spelling was right. You're right, as in you are right.
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duh - I was referring to his spelling of definitely. I emphasised your because he is a moderator, and should know better, both with the spelling and with the biased opinions.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh



Hi Pot, meet Kettle....tounge
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I think you meant "emphasized"
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Re: My 9 year old, average daughter said "jesus is a bunch of nonsense".
WTF! one christian here wants this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL to be taken to the backyard and nailed to a cross....

More "full grown christian adults" are calling this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL things like "pig", "tard" and want this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL sent to that fictional "hell" of yours to be tortured, all over this one single comment made by this 9 YEAR OLD GIRL???????

And let me guess, these fucking hippocrit derps think they're going to be "saved and whisked into heaven" even though its right to wish this vile shit onto a 9 year old kid?

Riiiiggght. Makes alot of fucking sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16731395



I vote stone her to death, see you either accept the word or die

pope2beat_brickextreme_se
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Well, apparently its a rational thing to do if you manage to brainwash an entire nation with religion....But i heard it aint pulling that much weight these days so no need to worry about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16731395
You could bring her up in violent oppressive atheism. All their murders out number all religions, combined.
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Go put a helmet on mate. What "organized group" is responsible the most killings in the last 2000 years in the name of.....? ohhh, thats right!

Im almost sure atheism isnt an organized movement, just individuals who choose not to be sucked in by the bible! so that athiests having higher murder rates statement is kinda irrelevent to your point
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His spelling was right. You're right, as in you are right.
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duh - I was referring to his spelling of definitely. I emphasised your because he is a moderator, and should know better, both with the spelling and with the biased opinions.
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh



Hi Pot, meet Kettle....tounge
 Quoting: AnalysisParalysis


I think you meant "emphasized"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17952489



Don't get out much do ya? In the UK and Australia and New Zealand, we spell it with an 's', not a 'z'.

It is called the English language.

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