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Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?

 
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Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Realistically? Neither would win except the bankers that financed both sides of it.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Teas! Cali couldn't get into it because it would only harsh their buzz maaann.

LOL
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Realistically? Neither would win except the bankers that financed both sides of it.
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lol.
cmon. play along.
i think california takes it.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Seriously? Texas would kick California's ass in a heartbeat
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas

I mean really, the Cali government is nothing but far left and bleeding heart liberals who have no balls so they would do a French reenactment and promptly surrender no matter how much the regular people in the state wanted to fight.

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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
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yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, because being a former Californian that ESCAPED to Arizona; I would be on Texas's side.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Visit each state & then you'll know. Texas, with 1/2 their population tied behind their backs.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin'
hard workin' and innovative regular folks....

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
It won't necessarily be the strongest who survive, nor the most intelligent.
It will be the one most capable of adapting to the rapidly changing environment.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
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YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
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im a californian, but really?
"armed on the download"?
i know what you mean, but cmon.
also, i think your cat stepped on your caps lock button.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin'
hard workin' and innovative regular folks....

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


If youve evever been to california, you would know that most people dont wear burkenstocks, and alot of people are actually pro gun. los angeles and san francisco dont speak for all of ca. there are so many fuckin rednecks out in the boonies here. livin in the mountains in their trailers, shootin guns and drinkin pabst. same shit different state.

california would win based on total population.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
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Well, any war with Texas brings in us Tennesseans. Maybe not all of us, but those of us who are multi-generational Tennesseans and are duty-bound to assist Texas in her time of need.

So, basically, California would be fucked.

Any other questions?
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
The normal folks in California would have the lefties in front, and they and Texas would combine forces to take them out.

Win-win for both sides!!!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


im a californian, but really?
"armed on the download"?
i know what you mean, but cmon.
also, i think your cat stepped on your caps lock button.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27404402


NOPE DONT HAVE A CAT, WRITING FROM ANDROID PHONE.WELL THATS WHAT I HEARD FROM PEOPLE IN THE NORTH HOLLYWOOD AREA.ALSO THINK THEY WOULD WELCOME TEXAS AND FREE THE PEOPLE FROM THE COMMIE FUCKS.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Well, any war with Texas brings in us Tennesseans. Maybe not all of us, but those of us who are multi-generational Tennesseans and are duty-bound to assist Texas in her time of need.

So, basically, California would be fucked.

Any other questions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


hey dipshit, nobody said anything about tennessee.

just kidding.
sort of.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


You my friend are a misplaced Texan or Arizonian! I live in Los Angeles, CA for 40 years and finally experiencing a little more freedom in a undisclosed rural location in AZ.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Well, any war with Texas brings in us Tennesseans. Maybe not all of us, but those of us who are multi-generational Tennesseans and are duty-bound to assist Texas in her time of need.

So, basically, California would be fucked.

Any other questions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


hey dipshit, nobody said anything about tennessee.

just kidding.
sort of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Hey dipshit, did you comprehend my post?

Not kidding.
At all.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
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Yeah, but that's against unarmed pussies.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


You my friend are a misplaced Texan or Arizonian! I live in Los Angeles, CA for 40 years and finally experiencing a little more freedom in a undisclosed rural location in AZ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25658088


YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PUSSIES WHO LEFT CALI BUT REAL CALIFORNIANS HAVE THEIR SHIT ON THE LOW AND HATE THE COMMIE FUCKS RUINING CALI.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Well, any war with Texas brings in us Tennesseans. Maybe not all of us, but those of us who are multi-generational Tennesseans and are duty-bound to assist Texas in her time of need.

So, basically, California would be fucked.

Any other questions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


hey dipshit, nobody said anything about tennessee.

just kidding.
sort of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Hey dipshit, did you comprehend my post?

Not kidding.
At all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


hey dipshit, youre a turd.
tennessee is lame.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


You my friend are a misplaced Texan or Arizonian! I live in Los Angeles, CA for 40 years and finally experiencing a little more freedom in a undisclosed rural location in AZ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25658088


YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PUSSIES WHO LEFT CALI BUT REAL CALIFORNIANS HAVE THEIR SHIT ON THE LOW AND HATE THE COMMIE FUCKS RUINING CALI.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


I was told to leave, sorry, but CA is fucked in more than many ways. If you don't know what I am talking about, then it is too late for you anyways. Some of you will survive, but not many. I wish all you brave people the best.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, we have the right to bear arms, most us are fully armed, cali is well you know girlfied hehe.
 Quoting: usa1961


YOU MUST NOT KNOW REAL CALIFORNIANS WHO ARMED.MOST OF REAL CALIFORNIANS ARE ARMED ON THE DOWNLOAD.REAL AKS FULLY-AUTO FROM RUSSIAN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUPS IN THE LA AREA.ILLEGAL? YES BUT DEEP DOWN IF KEEPS YOUR FAMILY SAFE FUCK WHAT THE GOVERMENT SAYS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


You my friend are a misplaced Texan or Arizonian! I live in Los Angeles, CA for 40 years and finally experiencing a little more freedom in a undisclosed rural location in AZ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25658088


YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PUSSIES WHO LEFT CALI BUT REAL CALIFORNIANS HAVE THEIR SHIT ON THE LOW AND HATE THE COMMIE FUCKS RUINING CALI.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36885992


i ve lived in ca most of my life. i lived in az for a few years.
each has its pros and cons.
i came back to california though!
i know where my heart is.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
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Yeah, but that's against unarmed pussies.
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Say what you want but they won't hesitate to take your life, i lived in the bay my whole life shits fucked up out here ao i stay ready with my throw away.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
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this guy knows.
we would fuck texas up.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36957252


Yeah, but that's against unarmed pussies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25658088


Say what you want but they won't hesitate to take your life, i lived in the bay my whole life shits fucked up out here ao i stay ready with my throw away.
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cruise"THROW AWAY" KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Cali would eat Texas up and shit it out! From Oakland to Richmond and all the way to LA.. Cali crazy n don't fuck around, crime rates in the bay high as fuck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36957252


Yeah, but that's against unarmed pussies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25658088


Say what you want but they won't hesitate to take your life, i lived in the bay my whole life shits fucked up out here ao i stay ready with my throw away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36957252


cruise"THROW AWAY" KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
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its bay area slang for gun
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