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Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?

 
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Texas takes it with ease.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Texas takes it with ease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36606034


nope. stoners and gangbangers > queers and steers
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin'
hard workin' and innovative regular folks....

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


The anti gun politicians and handful of liberal celebrities do not equal 38 million - the equal about 200.
So you have 37,999,800 Californians vs 25 million Brokeback mountain "fishing buddies" Texans.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Californian idea of a day of fun ...

[link to www.wehodaily.com]


Texan idea of a day of fun ......

[link to static.flickr.com]

[link to ttag.zippykidcdn.com]


Need I say anything else?
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Californian idea of an RV .....

[link to ebar.com]

Texan idea of an RV ......

[link to www.toledoblade.com]
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Californian Ideal Law Enforcement ......

[link to frogpants.com]

Texan idea of Law Enforcement

[link to www.deseretnews.com]
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Mexico
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
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I cant believe this is even a question. TEXAS..hands down. You are comparing one state that is heavily armed and known for defending their second amendment right versus a liberal state overrun with entertainment industry anti-gun hippies, wine connoisseurs and, well, San Francisco.

The phrase "Remember the Alamo" won a war! Texas takes no prisoners and will sentence you to death for the wrongs you commit, regardless of your IQ.

California has a problem even getting a conviction on a murder case. They make a production out of the trials, "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit."
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


I cant believe this is even a question. TEXAS..hands down. You are comparing one state that is heavily armed and known for defending their second amendment right versus a liberal state overrun with entertainment industry anti-gun hippies, wine connoisseurs and, well, San Francisco.

The phrase "Remember the Alamo" won a war! Texas takes no prisoners and will sentence you to death for the wrongs you commit, regardless of your IQ.

California has a problem even getting a conviction on a murder case. They make a production out of the trials, "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit."
 Quoting: kungfukitty88


Not to mention that while Texas produces oil and has the means to refine it, Cali would have a hard time finding a tank that will meet the CAFE standards.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Before posting anything, maybe you should know Texas history a little better before banking on numbers.

In the Battle of San Jacinto, where Texas won the battle against Mexico and won it's freedom. There were over 1400 Mexican troops and 900 Texas troops. Not only did Texas win, but they killed over 630 Mexican soldiers. Only NINE Texas soldiers were killed.
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Texan Idea of higher education ....

Thread: Texas house passes bill mandating gun range qualification for all UT Students

Californian idea of higher education ....

[link to collegeinsurrection.com]
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Visit each state & then you'll know. Texas, with 1/2 their population tied behind their backs.
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^^^^^^THIS!!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas always and forever. They have heart like NO other state here. Anyone in the US should be very well aware of that. . and they'd be fighting Cali lmfao.

Thats like asking who would win between Benelli and Nerf bwahahaha cruise
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin'
hard workin' and innovative regular folks....

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


^^^^^ And THIS!!! How does a real Texan put his boots on? Huh? A REAL Texan never takes them off ;-) Nuthin but a bunch of pipe & peter puffers in Cali. We Texans are not only proud of our firearm tradition..... we know how to use them. I'd love to see the numbers on percentages of righteously armed households in Texas. Hell, why do you think NorK put a bullseye on us?
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin'
hard workin' and innovative regular folks....

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


^^^^^ And THIS!!! How does a real Texan put his boots on? Huh? A REAL Texan never takes them off ;-) Nuthin but a bunch of pipe & peter puffers in Cali. We Texans are not only proud of our firearm tradition..... we know how to use them. I'd love to see the numbers on percentages of righteously armed households in Texas. Hell, why do you think NorK put a bullseye on us?
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They need to take out Chuck Norris or their invasion plans go all to hell.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Thats like asking who would win between Benelli and Nerf bwahahaha cruise
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rofl
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Visit each state & then you'll know. Texas, with 1/2 their population tied behind their backs.
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bump
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Isn't Texas that state who has a congresswoman pushing a bill to arrest Sheriffs who dont enforce federal gun laws? You guys think there's actually a better state? We're all in the same boat, some of us are just already chained in the cargo hold...
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Mexico
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Hillarios
The only thing mexi can beat is their meat
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Isn't Texas that state who has a congresswoman pushing a bill to arrest Sheriffs who dont enforce federal gun laws? You guys think there's actually a better state? We're all in the same boat, some of us are just already chained in the cargo hold...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35695804


Just goes to show that there are traitors everywhere. They tend to hang them in Texas, not make them into heroes.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Quite a few high ranking military officials in california however...

Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Bruce Willis

I mean... They're also proven in action.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


Broke ass California is a welfare state with the worst credit rating in the nation. It's full of conscientious objectors, Hollywood moonbats and queers. Who is going to fight? Jerry Brown, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin? ROFL!

Texas has the 15th largest economy in the world and is armed to the teeth. They have Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent and US Military approved Ron Motherfucking Paul.

rockypaul

Winner = Texas. No contest!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Quite a few high ranking military officials in california however...

Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Bruce Willis

I mean... They're also proven in action.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19492756


Uh Huh .....
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Killa Cali takes it. Texans are so out of shape they get winded shooting guns. Not all of California is liberal, though I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Quite a few high ranking military officials in california however...

Tom Cruise

[link to rookery.s3.amazonaws.com]

Tom Hanks

[link to freakshowbusiness.files.wordpress.com]

Bruce Willis

[link to www.chorvaloo.com]

I mean... They're also proven in action.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses.
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Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas, within a couple of months. That's including mopping up any resistance.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


Nice, so you agree.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


texas wins....no real contest.....ca dont like guns
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