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Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?

 
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I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses.
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Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
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Nice, so you agree.
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I agree that apparently they like to fuck men, skulls & corpses.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
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texas wins....no real contest.....ca dont like guns
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yes we do. dont believe everything you hear on msm.

cali would dominate.
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I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
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Nice, so you agree.
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I agree that apparently they like to fuck men, skulls & corpses.
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You must be a Texan, you believed every word I said with no proof. That's why fox news loves you guys so much.
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Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
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Nice, so you agree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


I agree that apparently they like to fuck men, skulls & corpses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


You must be a Texan, you believed every word I said with no proof. That's why fox news loves you guys so much.
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rofl
love this.. its so true.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Hispanics.
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Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


Nice, so you agree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


I agree that apparently they like to fuck men, skulls & corpses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


You must be a Texan, you believed every word I said with no proof. That's why fox news loves you guys so much.
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NO

But I am a believer that if a man tells you he is scum ...you can probably believe him.
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Kind of says it all about Kalifornia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


Nice, so you agree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


I agree that apparently they like to fuck men, skulls & corpses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


You must be a Texan, you believed every word I said with no proof. That's why fox news loves you guys so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683


Actually not, my family is from California and it is just a painted movie backdrop of the great state that it used to be. I have lived in both states. I'll put my money on Texas. Half of California would either be looking for a public referendum on a declaration of war, actively protesting it or cruising Home Depot to hire Mexicans to fight the war for them.

Just sayin'
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
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yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


The numbers mean nothing. Texas would kick their ass.
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Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36606034


That 12 million is about the amount of stockpiled bullets per county in Texas.
I am not bragging but the private citizens of Texas could fuck up Mexico if they put their mind to it.

CA has no chance.

50 odd years ago maybe. Todays Cali aint what it used to be.
I know enough to know that I know nothing
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


most are disarmed pussies!bring it on !

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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Californian: I will kick your a...

Texan: BANG!
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Californian: I will kick your a...

Texan: BANG!
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Truth!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Neither, we would meet in the middle like they did in Brave-heart, and then go kick some ass...

2:06 of this video:

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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top?
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Definately Texas, While California has a larger population, the majority of them would be cannon fodder, same for texas's. It boils down to miltary strength and economy. texas has a growing economy california has a shrinking economy, texas also has the largest state air force, domination of the air wins the war these days
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Bwahahahahaha!
Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas?

You're high right now, aren't you?
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though.
i fucking hate hippies.

26,059,203 - Texas population
38,041,430 - California population

California has 12 million heads on Texas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36606034


That 12 million is about the amount of stockpiled bullets per county in Texas.
I am not bragging but the private citizens of Texas could fuck up Mexico if they put their mind to it.

CA has no chance.

50 odd years ago maybe. Todays Cali aint what it used to be.
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This is probably true, texas is very heavily armed...
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
This is yet another bullshit thread meant to gather information. Comments are getting deleted left and right on here now. And stupid fucks are taking the bait with every "this vs that" thread that pops up - arguing dems vs reps, black vs white, gays vs straights, CA vs TX and on and on and it's only meant to gather info and distract from REAL issues that Americans should be unified over as humans and Americans - like how your government is fucking you over, leading you into another war or false flag, trying to disarm you, rob you, disenfranchise, discourage, diminish and divide the herd. And it works because you are too stupid to figure it out.
You know why there is Fakebook and Twitter? To gather info and get you thinking in little soundbite blocks. To give you the illusion that your little self-involved world is important and make you think you have some stage to present yourself on. And you fall for it.
Smart people would be thinking - what if Texas and California and every other state said enough with this bullshit and started using their time to focus on the bankers, politicians and corporations trying to systematically undo their way of life until there is nothing left to take from you but your life itself. Wake the fuck up.
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I live in California and I would be whole-heartedly rooting and fighting for Texas. In fact, I would point out Feinstein and Boxer and all those who voted for them.

I know you said this is just fantasy, but....Is there any way we can make this happen.....PLEASE?!?!
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas. Hands down. They don't fuck around and have big guns to back up big words. If the shtf "ya'll" can find me in Texas.
hf
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Seriously? Texas would kick California's ass in a heartbeat
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yes because so many Americans from other states would pour in to help Texas. Meanwhile Obama fiddles, oops I mean shoots rim shots.
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I live in California and I would be whole-heartedly rooting and fighting for Texas. In fact, I would point out Feinstein and Boxer and all those who voted for them.

I know you said this is just fantasy, but....Is there any way we can make this happen.....PLEASE?!?!
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Get your little pussy out of CA then.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas. Hands down. They don't fuck around and have big guns to back up big words. If the shtf "ya'll" can find me in Texas.
hf
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They got big mouths, big trucks and big cowboy hats and I'd lay odds at least 80% of the good ol' cowboys are queers. You think Californians don't have guns? What rock have you been living under? You sound like bad fucking satire.
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Texas. Hands down. They don't fuck around and have big guns to back up big words. If the shtf "ya'll" can find me in Texas.
hf
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They got big mouths, big trucks and big cowboy hats and I'd lay odds at least 80% of the good ol' cowboys are queers. You think Californians don't have guns? What rock have you been living under? You sound like bad fucking satire.
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umad
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Texas. Hands down. They don't fuck around and have big guns to back up big words. If the shtf "ya'll" can find me in Texas.
hf
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They got big mouths, big trucks and big cowboy hats and I'd lay odds at least 80% of the good ol' cowboys are queers. You think Californians don't have guns? What rock have you been living under? You sound like bad fucking satire.
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:umad:
 Quoting: Waterbug


:hemad:
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california got the la gangbangers
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california got the la gangbangers
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Texas will send in the clowns...
You think they're scared...? lmao


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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
Central Valley of California is made up of 60% conservatives. It's the fag filled metro's with all of the libs.
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There is no California republic and never will be. its totally socialist, and just like during the cold war, socialist countries lose.
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Central Valley of California is made up of 60% conservatives. It's the fag filled metro's with all of the libs.
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They're probably not too happy about that fact, either.
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Re: Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics?
*facepalm*

Military startegy is all you need......

If Texas were to attack CA, CA has Nuclear Missile defense Systems up the Wazoo (North Korea did it). They could be re-wired to shoot planes. And if Texas were to attack us, they'd get held up in the Sierra Nevada (in CA, which confused the crap out of me as a kid). Rebounding from the attack, CA would mobilize it's HUGE population. Texas could too, just not as well, CA which has a huge navy could effectivly blockade the Texans, and if we tried, we could get some money from the rich people (Far too many of them), buy some tanks, and if we're socialist, or Communist, that would make it much easier to raise soldiers. So CA attacks Texas (Blockaded) (Looks at map of U.S>A) What's there? IN the beginning, desert, and that's all it would slow down the armies, but our Air Force would compensate (Yeah, you could say Texas has an airforce too, but CA has the larger one. And plus whihc, if you dare say that Rural Southern guys w/ guns on a farm in [insert generic small town name here], Texas versus the Californins at Berkly, and USCA. We're generally smarter, and more literate, and you know what? The smart ones win....So that means that this guy

5a

and this guy

pigchef

jihad2

and them are the smart guys, History has proven it to be correct. And if a blockade of CA was to happen, we're essentially self sustaining

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