Who would win a war between the California and Texas Republics? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36606034 United States 03/31/2013 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bwahahahahaha! Quoting: LunaticFringe Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas? You're high right now, aren't you? yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though. i fucking hate hippies. 26,059,203 - Texas population 38,041,430 - California population California has 12 million heads on Texas! Texas takes it with ease. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27404402 United States 03/31/2013 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bwahahahahaha! Quoting: LunaticFringe Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas? You're high right now, aren't you? yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though. i fucking hate hippies. 26,059,203 - Texas population 38,041,430 - California population California has 12 million heads on Texas! Texas takes it with ease. nope. stoners and gangbangers > queers and steers |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37241229 United States 04/01/2013 08:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin' Quoting: R.P. McMurphy hard workin' and innovative regular folks.... Sounds like a no-brainer to me. The anti gun politicians and handful of liberal celebrities do not equal 38 million - the equal about 200. So you have 37,999,800 Californians vs 25 million Brokeback mountain "fishing buddies" Texans. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 08:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Californian idea of a day of fun ... [link to www.wehodaily.com] Texan idea of a day of fun ...... [link to static.flickr.com] [link to ttag.zippykidcdn.com] Need I say anything else? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 08:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Californian idea of an RV ..... [link to ebar.com] Texan idea of an RV ...... [link to www.toledoblade.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to frogpants.com] Texan idea of Law Enforcement [link to www.deseretnews.com] |
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kungfukitty88 User ID: 23241006 United States 04/01/2013 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000 I cant believe this is even a question. TEXAS..hands down. You are comparing one state that is heavily armed and known for defending their second amendment right versus a liberal state overrun with entertainment industry anti-gun hippies, wine connoisseurs and, well, San Francisco. The phrase "Remember the Alamo" won a war! Texas takes no prisoners and will sentence you to death for the wrongs you commit, regardless of your IQ. California has a problem even getting a conviction on a murder case. They make a production out of the trials, "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not saying it would ever happen, but it is fun to theorize. Taking population, etc (everything realistic into account), who do you think would come out on top? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22661000 I cant believe this is even a question. TEXAS..hands down. You are comparing one state that is heavily armed and known for defending their second amendment right versus a liberal state overrun with entertainment industry anti-gun hippies, wine connoisseurs and, well, San Francisco. The phrase "Remember the Alamo" won a war! Texas takes no prisoners and will sentence you to death for the wrongs you commit, regardless of your IQ. California has a problem even getting a conviction on a murder case. They make a production out of the trials, "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit." Not to mention that while Texas produces oil and has the means to refine it, Cali would have a hard time finding a tank that will meet the CAFE standards. |
kungfukitty88 User ID: 23241006 United States 04/01/2013 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bwahahahahaha! Quoting: LunaticFringe Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas? You're high right now, aren't you? yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though. i fucking hate hippies. 26,059,203 - Texas population 38,041,430 - California population California has 12 million heads on Texas! Before posting anything, maybe you should know Texas history a little better before banking on numbers. In the Battle of San Jacinto, where Texas won the battle against Mexico and won it's freedom. There were over 1400 Mexican troops and 900 Texas troops. Not only did Texas win, but they killed over 630 Mexican soldiers. Only NINE Texas soldiers were killed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Texas house passes bill mandating gun range qualification for all UT Students Californian idea of higher education .... [link to collegeinsurrection.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1330841 United States 04/01/2013 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin' Quoting: R.P. McMurphy hard workin' and innovative regular folks.... Sounds like a no-brainer to me. ^^^^^ And THIS!!! How does a real Texan put his boots on? Huh? A REAL Texan never takes them off ;-) Nuthin but a bunch of pipe & peter puffers in Cali. We Texans are not only proud of our firearm tradition..... we know how to use them. I'd love to see the numbers on percentages of righteously armed households in Texas. Hell, why do you think NorK put a bullseye on us? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let me see.... 38 million anti-gun, Birkensocks wearing, sexually confused la-la landers vs. 25 million firearm totin' Quoting: R.P. McMurphy hard workin' and innovative regular folks.... Sounds like a no-brainer to me. ^^^^^ And THIS!!! How does a real Texan put his boots on? Huh? A REAL Texan never takes them off ;-) Nuthin but a bunch of pipe & peter puffers in Cali. We Texans are not only proud of our firearm tradition..... we know how to use them. I'd love to see the numbers on percentages of righteously armed households in Texas. Hell, why do you think NorK put a bullseye on us? They need to take out Chuck Norris or their invasion plans go all to hell. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35695804 United States 04/01/2013 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't Texas that state who has a congresswoman pushing a bill to arrest Sheriffs who dont enforce federal gun laws? You guys think there's actually a better state? We're all in the same boat, some of us are just already chained in the cargo hold... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't Texas that state who has a congresswoman pushing a bill to arrest Sheriffs who dont enforce federal gun laws? You guys think there's actually a better state? We're all in the same boat, some of us are just already chained in the cargo hold... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35695804 Just goes to show that there are traitors everywhere. They tend to hang them in Texas, not make them into heroes. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37181085 United States 04/01/2013 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bwahahahahaha! Quoting: LunaticFringe Liberal douchebag fuckland cali home of the queer beat texas? You're high right now, aren't you? yep. pretty fucking blazed. not a liberal though. i fucking hate hippies. 26,059,203 - Texas population 38,041,430 - California population California has 12 million heads on Texas! Broke ass California is a welfare state with the worst credit rating in the nation. It's full of conscientious objectors, Hollywood moonbats and queers. Who is going to fight? Jerry Brown, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin? ROFL! Texas has the 15th largest economy in the world and is armed to the teeth. They have Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent and US Military approved Ron Motherfucking Paul. Winner = Texas. No contest! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 957683 United States 04/01/2013 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Killa Cali takes it. Texans are so out of shape they get winded shooting guns. Not all of California is liberal, though I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22301087 United States 04/01/2013 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quite a few high ranking military officials in california however... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19492756 Tom Cruise [link to rookery.s3.amazonaws.com] Tom Hanks [link to freakshowbusiness.files.wordpress.com] Bruce Willis [link to www.chorvaloo.com] I mean... They're also proven in action. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 957683 United States 04/01/2013 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know some guys who are liberal and would skull fuck the shit out of a Texan. Our prison population would take the fascist fag bashing texans out, and then make love to their corpses. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957683 Kind of says it all about Kalifornia. Nice, so you agree. |
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