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joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!

 
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More like the devil's little Bitch! No talent having failed comedian who sucks Dana White's dick to live
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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
Pointing out the flaws in religious thinking or activity is not the same as being a part of it.

Satanists are part of the Christian religion. (I know "gasp!", but think about it, without Christianity, there is not Satanism...)

The problem here is that Christians find calling someone else a satanist to be a huge insult, but none Christians think it's no more than kind of cute.

It makes all Christians look a bit dopey and simple, but that's cool, right? That has to be what you're all going for.
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More like the devil's little Bitch! No talent having failed comedian who sucks Dana White's dick to live
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this pretty much sums it up. agent of satan is too prestigious of a title for rogan
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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
Pointing out the flaws in religious thinking or activity is not the same as being a part of it.

Satanists are part of the Christian religion. (I know "gasp!", but think about it, without Christianity, there is not Satanism...)

The problem here is that Christians find calling someone else a satanist to be a huge insult, but none Christians think it's no more than kind of cute.

It makes all Christians look a bit dopey and simple, but that's cool, right? That has to be what you're all going for.
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he goes byond simple disbelief in christianity, he is in opposition to it and the very doctines and ideologies he subscribes to are purely luciferian at the very core.
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O.k this is blatant stupidity.
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not you again...
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U-Mad?


Joe Hogan pisses excellence.
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U-Mad?


Joe Hogan pisses excellence.
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rogan pisses the filth of his father, the devil (John 8:44), and his lost (John 8:24) whores (Lev 20:6) swill it


Joe Rogan Noah's Ark Reproved

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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
He's just a comic, who chose the lunatic/fringe pot smoking scene as his niche market. He's a business man, who jumped on the podcasting train, which worked very well with this outcast community.

He ain't that bad. He's not the smartest cookie in the jar, with his pseudoscientific ramblings and the incessant publicity for his sponsors.
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OP = Joe...?

Joe Rogan is a GLP'r!!!!!

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hes a pretty easy guy to ignore
if your not a fan dont watch or listen to him
or keep riding his dick and publicize him some more
ya douche
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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
hes a pretty easy guy to ignore
if your not a fan dont watch or listen to him
or keep riding his dick and publicize him some more
ya douche
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

rogan has thousands of blind (2 Cor. 4:4), deceived souls that whore after him in ignorance (Eph 4:18)

some of them might actually be interested in the truth (John 14:6), and choose not to follow the evil wizard to hell

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? (Rom. 10:14)

For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law (Rom. 2:12)

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (John 3:5)
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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
hes a pretty easy guy to ignore
if your not a fan dont watch or listen to him
or keep riding his dick and publicize him some more
ya douche
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

rogan has thousands of blind (2 Cor. 4:4), deceived souls that whore after him in ignorance (Eph 4:18)

some of them might actually be interested in the truth (John 14:6), and choose not to follow the evil wizard to hell

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? (Rom. 10:14)

For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law (Rom. 2:12)

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (John 3:5)

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So, the solution is to blindly follow a book instead of someone who advocates the use of rational thinking?

norespect
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hes a pretty easy guy to ignore
if your not a fan dont watch or listen to him
or keep riding his dick and publicize him some more
ya douche
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

rogan has thousands of blind (2 Cor. 4:4), deceived souls that whore after him in ignorance (Eph 4:18)

some of them might actually be interested in the truth (John 14:6), and choose not to follow the evil wizard to hell

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? (Rom. 10:14)

For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law (Rom. 2:12)

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (John 3:5)

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So, the solution is to blindly follow a book instead of someone who advocates the use of rational thinking?

norespect
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rational thinking?

you and your satanic brothers, including the antichrist wizard you whore after, believe the scientific impossibility that life accidentally spontaneously generated itself

the solution is not to listen to rogan's or any other person's brain farts, but to God who created you

In the beginning was the Word...and the Word was God (John 1:1)

I have made the earth, and created man upon it (Isa 45:12)

For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. (2 Pet. 1:21)
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Alicks Jones is good buddies with this piece of shit.
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People haven't a clue about humor, satire, of wit today. Belittle someone, cuss, and throw in the word retard, and you a comedian. Even humor has to be "dirty" to be funny? People are so clueless.
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Re: joe rogan is an enemy of God and an agent of satan!
hes a pretty easy guy to ignore
if your not a fan dont watch or listen to him
or keep riding his dick and publicize him some more
ya douche
 Quoting: Bee Bryan McBoognish

rogan has thousands of blind (2 Cor. 4:4), deceived souls that whore after him in ignorance (Eph 4:18)

some of them might actually be interested in the truth (John 14:6), and choose not to follow the evil wizard to hell

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? (Rom. 10:14)

For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law (Rom. 2:12)

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (John 3:5)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5693785


So, the solution is to blindly follow a book instead of someone who advocates the use of rational thinking?

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27317240

rational thinking?

you and your satanic brothers, including the antichrist wizard you whore after, believe the scientific impossibility that life accidentally spontaneously generated itself

the solution is not to listen to rogan's or any other person's brain farts, but to God who created you

In the beginning was the Word...and the Word was God (John 1:1)

I have made the earth, and created man upon it (Isa 45:12)

For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. (2 Pet. 1:21)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5693785


Yes, rational thinking. As in, the power of deduction. It's what allows us to consider choices in order to reach a conclusion rather than going with the first option we're offered.

Surely, you must have some reason for believing what you believe and I'd like to think it's not because you stopped looking for answers our of fear. If you didn't use any form of logic, how would you know it is God's words that you're reciting and not just something created by man?

The bottom line is that only a fool would hear one side of a story and blindly believe it to be the truth. If you can't consider other possibilities of what's out there without bias and in the end, still retain your faith, perhaps your faith was based on faulty logic to begin with.

As far as Joe Rogan, all he advocates is to accept answers because you believe them, not because you were told they were correct. To get defensive and say that no one should listen to him or anyone else who disagrees with your belief seems like you're a bit insecure of how much truth the comedian says in jest.
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out* of fear
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Really? Here I was thinking he's just a dumbass.
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rogan has thousands of blind (2 Cor. 4:4), deceived souls that whore after him in ignorance (Eph 4:18)

some of them might actually be interested in the truth (John 14:6), and choose not to follow the evil wizard to hell

How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? (Rom. 10:14)

For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law (Rom. 2:12)

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (John 3:5)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5693785


So, the solution is to blindly follow a book instead of someone who advocates the use of rational thinking?

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27317240

rational thinking?

you and your satanic brothers, including the antichrist wizard you whore after, believe the scientific impossibility that life accidentally spontaneously generated itself

the solution is not to listen to rogan's or any other person's brain farts, but to God who created you

In the beginning was the Word...and the Word was God (John 1:1)

I have made the earth, and created man upon it (Isa 45:12)

For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. (2 Pet. 1:21)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5693785


Yes, rational thinking. As in, the power of deduction. It's what allows us to consider choices in order to reach a conclusion rather than going with the first option we're offered.

Surely, you must have some reason for believing what you believe and I'd like to think it's not because you stopped looking for answers our of fear. If you didn't use any form of logic, how would you know it is God's words that you're reciting and not just something created by man?

The bottom line is that only a fool would hear one side of a story and blindly believe it to be the truth. If you can't consider other possibilities of what's out there without bias and in the end, still retain your faith, perhaps your faith was based on faulty logic to begin with.

As far as Joe Rogan, all he advocates is to accept answers because you believe them, not because you were told they were correct. To get defensive and say that no one should listen to him or anyone else who disagrees with your belief seems like you're a bit insecure of how much truth the comedian says in jest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27317240

that's a whole lot of babbling to camouflage the fact that you, rogan, and the rest of your satanic brethren believe the scientific impossiblity that life accidentally spontaneously generated itself

I'd be ashamed of your retarded, evil religion too
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OP is Joe Rogan

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OP is inadvertently recruiting new Joe Rogan fans and doesn't even realize it... You tell people not to listen to something and what are they tempted to do???

LISTEN...

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Stop believing in fantasy fiction OP. Join us in the real world.
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Who isn't an agent of Satan? A very blessed FEW.

I know I do his will lots.
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Sorry but Shiny Happy Jihad is fucking HIGHlarious!

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I couldn't even watch the video because the first thing they mention is his tattoos. Take a little DMT and tell me you don't understand that tattoo.
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Heard his products do wonders for receeding hairlines.
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Rogan is the man!

Redban brought this thread up on the podcast today.

'Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day!'
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Take it easy on Joe. You people a channeling the very same Satan you claim he works for.

Let god sort everything out.

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