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Quotes From Jesus And God

 
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Quotes From Jesus And God
"Love me or burn in hell for eternity" - Jesus Christ

"I am a jealous god but jealousy is a sin, therefore I am a sinner" - God

"I don't demand worship but if you don't worship me you'll burn in hell for eternity" - God

"666 is the number of the devil but in numerology my son (Jesus) equals 666" - God

"I'm a loving god but if you commit blasphemy against me you are to be stoned to death" - God

Any other good ones you can think of?
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"Bogus quotes are juvenile."

Okay, that was me who said that; not God.
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"Bogus quotes are juvenile."

Okay, that was me who said that; not God.
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Those quotes I made are from what is written in the bible, I just put it in different form.
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Re: Quotes From Jesus And God
Any other good ones you can think of?
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Psalm 137:9 (New American Standard Bible)
"How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock."
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Re: Quotes From Jesus And God
Any other good ones you can think of?
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Psalm 137:9 (New American Standard Bible)
"How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock."
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ohyeah
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Re: Quotes From Jesus And God
Direct quotes from God hey.
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Jeebus wapped.
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Re: Quotes From Jesus And God
Quotes of what Men said about Jesus and God.
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"I don't understand because *you're* stupid"
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"God created Man in his own image - So Man returned the favor"

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