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Christ is coming. Sooner than you think.

 
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Christ is coming. Sooner than you think.
The Rapture is almost here. It is no longer years away, but a matter of months, possibly days.

Please accept the gift that Christ gave us by dying on the cross, I implore you. You just have to repent and believe in Him, that He died and paid for your sins. I know how hard it is to believe for some, please see links below.

Accept Christ, He is returning for His church soon, and this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.

God bless you, no matter what evil or foolishness you might respond with. In your heart you know...ask and you shall receive forgiveness, and eternal life.




Scientific evidence for the Bible


[link to www.clarifyingchristianity.com]



Odds of Bible prophecy being fulfilled by chance:

[link to www.goodnewsdispatch.org]

[link to contenderministries.org]


Evidence of the Rapture, broken down so a child can understand it:

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Amen.

Jesus Christ is coming soon. The world has chose evil and the Illuminati have gone too far.

But have hope! A restored world, perfect in every aspect.
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If by Jesus you mean nukes, and the rapture you mean yourself burning to death just like everyone else.
All this loaf, Rainbow Stalin.
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Luke 21:34 "Be careful, or your hearts will be weighed down with carousing, drunkenness and the anxieties of life, and that day will close on you suddenly like a trap.




Romans 13:11 And do this, understanding the present time: The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed.



Amen OP,,,
Susie

If you don't stand for your faith, then you won't stand at all....
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Re: Christ is coming. Sooner than you think.
The Rapture is almost here. It is no longer years away, but a matter of months, possibly days.

Please accept the gift that Christ gave us by dying on the cross, I implore you. You just have to repent and believe in Him, that He died and paid for your sins. I know how hard it is to believe for some, please see links below.

Accept Christ, He is returning for His church soon, and this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.

God bless you, no matter what evil or foolishness you might respond with. In your heart you know...ask and you shall receive forgiveness, and eternal life.




Scientific evidence for the Bible


[link to www.clarifyingchristianity.com]



Odds of Bible prophecy being fulfilled by chance:

[link to www.goodnewsdispatch.org]

[link to contenderministries.org]


Evidence of the Rapture, broken down so a child can understand it:

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Really? How soon? I think you said that last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and like 2000 years ago....there is no rapture, first of all, you think Jesus wants to save a bunch of cowardly, clueless, hating, selfish, war-loving, porn-endorsing hippocrites????? I think he'll pass....
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They said the exact same thing every year since I've been aware of it.

I knew an older man who said they were saying the same thing back in 1940.

It's all most likely bs,
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Sadly, if I had a dime every time I heard this over the years.....
"May the road rise up to meet you.... May the wind be always at your back..."
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Tomorrow's the big day ... supposedly
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As a Christian... I can't stand when other Christians are like.. "He's coming soon"..."Soon"..."The end is near"...

No one knows the hour! Just repent, be prepared and stop trying to predict His return.
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If OP believes this is true, then why not go ahead and donate all of your possessions to the poor? Take all of your money and donate it to Foodbank.

You won't be poor for more than a few months, probably more like days!
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hopefully he comes on your mother's face, bitch.
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if he doesnt will u finally give up?
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Re: Christ is coming. Sooner than you think.
The Rapture is almost here. It is no longer years away, but a matter of months, possibly days.

Please accept the gift that Christ gave us by dying on the cross, I implore you. You just have to repent and believe in Him, that He died and paid for your sins. I know how hard it is to believe for some, please see links below.

Accept Christ, He is returning for His church soon, and this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.

God bless you, no matter what evil or foolishness you might respond with. In your heart you know...ask and you shall receive forgiveness, and eternal life.




Scientific evidence for the Bible


[link to www.clarifyingchristianity.com]



Odds of Bible prophecy being fulfilled by chance:

[link to www.goodnewsdispatch.org]

[link to contenderministries.org]


Evidence of the Rapture, broken down so a child can understand it:

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17355042


There is no rapture that was the Satanist Catholic Church lie. Read

my link. As a living representation if the Kingdom I can tell you

no rapture read my sig.
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.
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Re: Christ is coming. Sooner than you think.
The Rapture is almost here. It is no longer years away, but a matter of months, possibly days.

Please accept the gift that Christ gave us by dying on the cross, I implore you. You just have to repent and believe in Him, that He died and paid for your sins. I know how hard it is to believe for some, please see links below.

Accept Christ, He is returning for His church soon, and this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.

God bless you, no matter what evil or foolishness you might respond with. In your heart you know...ask and you shall receive forgiveness, and eternal life.




Scientific evidence for the Bible


[link to www.clarifyingchristianity.com]



Odds of Bible prophecy being fulfilled by chance:

[link to www.goodnewsdispatch.org]

[link to contenderministries.org]


Evidence of the Rapture, broken down so a child can understand it:

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
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no proof of any of this bsflagpropoganda
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If by Jesus you mean nukes, and the rapture you mean yourself burning to death just like everyone else.
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The tribulation takes place first.

Then Armageddon.

The the return of the King of Kings.
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how will you recognise him from any old nut claiming to be him?
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how will you recognise him from any old nut claiming to be him?
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For your sake, good luck.
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Ohh goodie....I thought he was coming yesterday OP. So what you mean is he's already here. Yippie. Should I get Him some gifts from Walmart?

I don't believe in the rapture...I can't imagine all those people getting wedgies in the sky.
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day aliens land on white house lawn is the day of jesus 2nd coming imo - or at least it will be claimed as such by certain tards.
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Will you bump this thread and apologize in 1 year when nothing happened?
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The tribulation takes place first.

Then Armageddon.

The the return of the King of Kings.
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You don't even have the knowledge who is return this time, do you?

If you say Messiah Ben Joseph you're not right, aka Christ Jesus. As

Jesus was from the House of Joseph. So what house is it really?
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.
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Amen.

Jesus Christ is coming soon. The world has chose evil and the Illuminati have gone too far.

But have hope! A restored world, perfect in every aspect.
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And you're an idiot to, another ill informed Christian that thinks

they know prophecy. Jesus Christ is not coming back it is

Messiah Ben David, idiot. Why because we are restoring

The kingdom. Christ Jesus comes back after 1000. You have no

knowledge just beliefs! And you're lack of knowledge is the reason

why only 1/1000 or 2/10000 make it. You are not saved by the blood

of the lamb! You have to know 'why' he died for us, Idiot!

Last Edited by ParadigmShift on 03/30/2013 11:18 PM
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.
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Christ already was here and always will be here just like me and you..
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Christ already was here and always will be here just like me and you..
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In the form of the Spirit you are correct, but no this is God's creation

not His, what a completely stupid and ridiculous thing to say. You are

bankrupt just like all these other people that 'think' they know!

Last Edited by ParadigmShift on 03/30/2013 11:19 PM
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.
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this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.
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Don't be part of the problem, OK?
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you cannot be dogmatic about the timing of the Rapture

you need to be prepared for whatever happens and not pinning your hope to a specific scenario

are you ready to lose your head for Jesus?

are you ready to watch your kids starve?

or do you have an escapist mentality like this woman:

"for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow."
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this world will be become a nightmare...it will make the problems we have now seem like a nice vacation by comparison.
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Don't be part of the problem, OK?
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In less then two weeks this world is going to change forever!
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith Yahweh, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their Elohim, and they shall be my people.

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