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Happy Rebirthday to the Zombie King Jesus, aka, Chinese Kungfu Master, Chinese herbal fakedoctor

 
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03/30/2013 09:31 PM
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Happy Rebirthday to the Zombie King Jesus, aka, Chinese Kungfu Master, Chinese herbal fakedoctor
Recently be reading the old and the new testaments, and finally come to the realization that why you religitards are in awe for this dude


'cuz he rises back from the tomb like a Zombie King

'cuz he can walk on the water like old 70s HongKong movie's Martial Arts Masters ----hooooya , Kungfu thing...


'cuz he can heal and summon the dead back, as if he is one of those fake Chinese herbal masters, or a necromancers in Blizzards games



Romans crucified this dude, so you have to wait until the Roman Spring Equinox is gone



Genghis Khan [ plz, mongolia is different from Han group] conquered you, so you have to wait after the full moon calender


Juda sold this dude out, so you chose the Judaism Sabbath to celebrate the return of your Zombie King Jesus, a husband to a whore, and a head to a hooligan group of Jews...


so, Happy Easter to all you religitards, remember to eat the rabbit that fed on the grass of Jesus' tomb, and break the egg to retaliate on the egg-worshipping Egyptians for mocking their pass-over~~~
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03/30/2013 09:43 PM
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Re: Happy Rebirthday to the Zombie King Jesus, aka, Chinese Kungfu Master, Chinese herbal fakedoctor
You're not really Chinese are you?
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03/30/2013 09:52 PM
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Re: Happy Rebirthday to the Zombie King Jesus, aka, Chinese Kungfu Master, Chinese herbal fakedoctor
You're not really Chinese are you?
 Quoting: IAMIAM

Maybe not.(?)
But very astute post.
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03/30/2013 09:56 PM
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Re: Happy Rebirthday to the Zombie King Jesus, aka, Chinese Kungfu Master, Chinese herbal fakedoctor
You're too early. JC's bday isn't until April 6.
And while I'm eating that rabbit you speak of, make sure you savor every last bite of that poodle you'll be munching on Lol
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