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When Aliens land on this planet we must save them with Jesus' message

 
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When Aliens land on this planet we must save them with Jesus' message
We must tell them either to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior or they will die and burn in Hell to the eternal fires.

We must tell them to move from Satan and accept Jesus. Amen.
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For years, they came and claimed my spirit in the night,
For lessons to teach me more about what is truly right
I was told the coming war would not be one of man's delight

And yet, they came.

At first I didn't know who they were,
Was this the work of man, aliens or something more?
Then the creator sent me a vision of the shore and the battle
The battle that has only happened once before.

I met the creator but I was almost late,

As the visions intensified I learned something great
I never believed our creator would have us sit and wait
He did this because we are his children and we needed to learn
Heaven isa magical place where nobody burns. We are equal there

We can be with him here but there is so much more,

There is a battle coming of biblical lore
Between the visitors and the believers
And with the battle and the creator at our core
We shall fight the demons that are the dream weavers
But they are nothing more

But they need us,

After they come to earth and proclaim
They are here to help us and there is no shame
They will take our hands and will fix our pain
But for us there will be no gain.

Only the spiritually dead will remain

They will not let us be what we are,

Their goal is to hold us here
Under stress, suffering war and fear
For they now know their time is short
Without us, they shall be no more

After we have ascended...

Not all sentient creatures can ascend to a higher level. We are rare and special in this way. Those that interfere with our ascension are what most would call demons. These entity's are not necessarily evil but they are selfish in their dealings with us. Some of them are our creations, some are from another creator and others choose not to ascend. If they aren't the creation of our creator then they can not come with us and they know this.
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Fuck that, Islam will declare a Jihad on the infidel space aliens and demand they Submit.
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We must tell them either to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior or they will die and burn in Hell to the eternal fires.

We must tell them to move from Satan and accept Jesus. Amen.
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they have their own allah on their planet.
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Humans are stupid if they think like that.
Why would an alien that is free listen to a pig that doesnt even know where they came from?
They did all this shit to me, turns out I know their bible better than them!!!!!
I know all tehir religious books better than them so I judged them and now they are dropping off dead at an alarming rate.
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Just a prove how limited humans brains are, and especially OP's.

If a alien race is able to travel at speed of light, or if they know how to warp space to take advantage of fast space traveling,use wormholes or so, you will understand that we just are at the ant level, in comparison, not knowing what we are doing to ourselves, to the world and yet proclaiming being masters of universe... ???

OP you are so stupid, and your thinking out-of-the-box is really pathetic. Difficult for me to imagine that there still are people existing thinking this kind of crap.

Ever heard about doing some study of your own, research, rather than sheeping the middle age religious leaders?
Come on, wake up, grow up and do yourself a favour, Shut The Fuck Up.

Nobody is interested in such a low-level IQ person.
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We are doomed. If you have a problem with jesus and his words, I pity you.
Jesus never intended for morans to use his words for nefarious purposes
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If aliens ever decide to come to this insignificant speck I hope one of the first things they do is to completely exterminate the belief in religion.
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If aliens ever decide to come to this insignificant speck I hope one of the first things they do is to completely exterminate the belief in religion.
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The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
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We are doomed. If you have a problem with jesus and his words, I pity you.
Jesus never intended for morans to use his words for nefarious purposes
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I second that...

If one is religious after all.... that shouldn't mean that you should shout it out to everyone that you are stupid..., and that you didn't understand one single bit of Jesus that preached love and affection, not killing, oppression etc.

So annoying stupid...
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We must tell them either to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior or they will die and burn in Hell to the eternal fires.

We must tell them to move from Satan and accept Jesus. Amen.
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Hey dumbass...the "aliens" are freaking angels, they have been here from the beginning, and they are well aware of Jeseus and his ministry to save mankind. The only ones who aren't, are the third that fell with Satan, and their fate is already sealed, so don't even go there.
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We must tell them either to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior or they will die and burn in Hell to the eternal fires.

We must tell them to move from Satan and accept Jesus. Amen.
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stfu
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We must tell them either to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior or they will die and burn in Hell to the eternal fires.

We must tell them to move from Satan and accept Jesus. Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14648539


say you were a time traveller, and you went back to cave man time, stepped out of the craft, and the hairy came men told you that Grog was the way, via grog you could only be saved. you would look at them and think who are you talking about. who is this grog? and they would say Devil, and spear you. then another crew member on the time machine would pull a gun out and kill the killers, the other cave men running in fear would say a thunder struck them down. after you left. they would then spread the story that the non hairy one with thunder was god, through this one you will be free.


your religion is so full of holes it is laughable that you can even communicate intelligently, you and your race killed the man who tried to help you. get over it and be at peace, the star visitors do not travel the vast distance of space to have primitives dictate superstitions to them. they come to see how backward the world is and why. its because you still perpetuate the greatest lie on the planet

whatever
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If aliens ever decide to come to this insignificant speck I hope one of the first things they do is to completely exterminate the belief in religion.
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The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
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Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
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If aliens ever decide to come to this insignificant speck I hope one of the first things they do is to completely exterminate the belief in religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


Man with a beard in the sky... Classic deflection. And you top off with the light metaphor. Yes, ok, the planet venus is the divne fem. the sun is jesus, and earth is Gaya..

Religion can manifest in many ways, and that is how we tell who is real, or acting
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The truth is, that a majority of the people on Earth believe this life is NOT an accident.
They believe in God, the creator and there can only be one. How they manifest this belief is up to them.
Wheat in the wind
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What will you say if it is Him who get out of the space ship???? Will you belive it????? Do you really think He will safe you???? or He will laught at you for believing in a funny book and not listen to him.
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Just a prove how limited humans brains are, and especially OP's.

If a alien race is able to travel at speed of light, or if they know how to warp space to take advantage of fast space traveling,use wormholes or so, you will understand that we just are at the ant level, in comparison, not knowing what we are doing to ourselves, to the world and yet proclaiming being masters of universe... ???

OP you are so stupid, and your thinking out-of-the-box is really pathetic. Difficult for me to imagine that there still are people existing thinking this kind of crap.

Ever heard about doing some study of your own, research, rather than sheeping the middle age religious leaders?
Come on, wake up, grow up and do yourself a favour, Shut The Fuck Up.

Nobody is interested in such a low-level IQ person.
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What will you say if it is Him who get out of the space ship???? Will you belive it????? Do you really think He will safe you???? or He will laught at you for believing in a funny book and not listen to him.
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I assume this is directed towars me, or christians in general.
According to the bible, we will know who is of the Father by their actions.
The bible isn't needed to decypher who is an actor, or who is true
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If aliens ever decide to come to this insignificant speck I hope one of the first things they do is to completely exterminate the belief in religion.
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The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


Man with a beard in the sky... Classic deflection. And you top off with the light metaphor. Yes, ok, the planet venus is the divne fem. the sun is jesus, and earth is Gaya..

Religion can manifest in many ways, and that is how we tell who is real, or acting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


==========================================================
Yes religion manifests in many ways, but the truth is that from all we experienced in the past 6000 years from religious factions, is indoctrination, killing, hate, abuse, suppression, keep people dumb, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Sheeply following bible, koran, thora (dreamed up & written by persons with as much brains limitation and restricted views as we all have today, or even less) as our guide, word for word, is just insane...

I rather follow my own gut-feeling, intuition, line with the spiritual world and stay far away from religions that preach for you to follow ideas that don't fit my lines with the spiritual world. For obvious reasons.

Namaste....
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The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


Man with a beard in the sky... Classic deflection. And you top off with the light metaphor. Yes, ok, the planet venus is the divne fem. the sun is jesus, and earth is Gaya..

Religion can manifest in many ways, and that is how we tell who is real, or acting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


==========================================================
Yes religion manifests in many ways, but the truth is that from all we experienced in the past 6000 years from religious factions, is indoctrination, killing, hate, abuse, suppression, keep people dumb, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Sheeply following bible, koran, thora (dreamed up & written by persons with as much brains limitation and restricted views as we all have today, or even less) as our guide, word for word, is just insane...

I rather follow my own gut-feeling, intuition, line with the spiritual world and stay far away from religions that preach for you to follow ideas that don't fit my lines with the spiritual world. For obvious reasons.

Namaste....
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390



How can anyone ignore the word? It is being followed to the T.
It's actually quite frightening that people have been conditioned to dismiss the Bible, when it's playing out before their eyes.
The word of God doesn't kill, it's the misfits sealing their fate. Ask anybody who has fought in a war based on LIES. They will tell you, demons are real
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If they ever do, I will start killing them and feeding them to my dog.
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If they ever do, I will start killing them and feeding them to my dog.
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And any Human that forces me to be friendly with them.
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bahahahahah to the replies

its like ants screaming at a shoe....just before it smashes them...lol

honestly people
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bahahahahah to the replies

its like ants screaming at a shoe....just before it smashes them...lol

honestly people
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bahahahah to the sheeple
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I think that in order to get here they grew up and left religious crap-trap behind them! Your threats would be met with laughter if they are evil or a sympathetic smile if they are benevolent.

I do believe in god but a far different one than that angry, conceited, vengeful one that Christians and other religions follow.
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I think that in order to get here they grew up and left religious crap-trap behind them! Your threats would be met with laughter if they are evil or a sympathetic smile if they are benevolent.

I do believe in god but a far different one than that angry, conceited, vengeful one that Christians and other religions follow.
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Christianity doesn't need blood, the actions at Calvary were enough. You obviously studied revisionist garbage history and put faith in it.
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The aliens have already landed and you are one of them. You want to exterminate 70% of the world because they believe in a God you cannot feel.
Darwinist bs,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


Man with a beard in the sky... Classic deflection. And you top off with the light metaphor. Yes, ok, the planet venus is the divne fem. the sun is jesus, and earth is Gaya..

Religion can manifest in many ways, and that is how we tell who is real, or acting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


==========================================================
Yes religion manifests in many ways, but the truth is that from all we experienced in the past 6000 years from religious factions, is indoctrination, killing, hate, abuse, suppression, keep people dumb, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Sheeply following bible, koran, thora (dreamed up & written by persons with as much brains limitation and restricted views as we all have today, or even less) as our guide, word for word, is just insane...

I rather follow my own gut-feeling, intuition, line with the spiritual world and stay far away from religions that preach for you to follow ideas that don't fit my lines with the spiritual world. For obvious reasons.

Namaste....
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


"Every man did that which was right in their own eyes." Have you ever read the Bible? I have from cover to cover over three hundred times...I was searching for the true God, outside of the corruption of religion. God can still be found, not from "gut feelings" but from searching dilligently. "God rewards dilligent searchers not casual inquirers." Now the big question is do you recognize wisdom?
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Who's talking about exterminating 70% of the world....

Belief in, and respect for GOD (not a man with a beard) probably a light-being that masters all existing energy, is different than following man-made religious groups, rules, doctrines, abuse of people.

For me that type of religions are unfortunately very evil through the entire existence of mankind, as we know it, and we will be doing much better with out it.
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


Man with a beard in the sky... Classic deflection. And you top off with the light metaphor. Yes, ok, the planet venus is the divne fem. the sun is jesus, and earth is Gaya..

Religion can manifest in many ways, and that is how we tell who is real, or acting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37159170


==========================================================
Yes religion manifests in many ways, but the truth is that from all we experienced in the past 6000 years from religious factions, is indoctrination, killing, hate, abuse, suppression, keep people dumb, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Sheeply following bible, koran, thora (dreamed up & written by persons with as much brains limitation and restricted views as we all have today, or even less) as our guide, word for word, is just insane...

I rather follow my own gut-feeling, intuition, line with the spiritual world and stay far away from religions that preach for you to follow ideas that don't fit my lines with the spiritual world. For obvious reasons.

Namaste....
 Quoting: geosalien 14571390


"Every man did that which was right in their own eyes." Have you ever read the Bible? I have from cover to cover over three hundred times...I was searching for the true God, outside of the corruption of religion. God can still be found, not from "gut feelings" but from searching dilligently. "God rewards dilligent searchers not casual inquirers." Now the big question is do you recognize wisdom?
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Winged lion why did you read it so many times? I'm asking with all due respect. .