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A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?

 
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A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
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I don`t know.Who?
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I don`t know.Who?
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The white people they fall on.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The white people they fall on.
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does that mean the black guy and Hispanic guy just committed murder?
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
If this is a Hollywood movie... The black guy almost always dies first. Else physics dictates that they would splat at the same time.banana2
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The white people they fall on.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
WHO CARES?hiding
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
if this joke follows standard definitions then the black guy and the hispanic both fall on white guys killing them.

the black guy is charged with murder, the hispanic with accidental homicide, and both white guys that are dead with suicide by racist threats.

BTW the witness is korean, and the police are still looking for the the native american at the scene because both jumpers shouted JERONIMO upon jumping.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, who was left?

How much did they weigh?
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The white guys cushion the fall. They die, the ones that fell survive.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
With ANY luck, OP, it would be you!



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The white guy whom they both throw off the building dies first...

How about that?
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The hispanic. The black guy swung down the balconies.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
They die together at the same time, holding onto each other as they fell.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
Well seeing as on average a hispanic person has a smaller frame than an african american, they would have less wind resistance therefore a faster rate of deceleration.

The hispanic wins.
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Google says...


"The Hispanic cause the black guy has a rope around his neck."
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
if this joke follows standard definitions then the black guy and the hispanic both fall on white guys killing them.

the black guy is charged with murder, the hispanic with accidental homicide, and both white guys that are dead with suicide by racist threats.

BTW the witness is korean, and the police are still looking for the the native american at the scene because both jumpers shouted JERONIMO upon jumping.
 Quoting: alufiend 37151636


Don't forget the Zionist who used the two hookers to blow scopolamine dust onto their faces, and told them to jump.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The hispanic. The black guy swung down the balconies.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
I don't care cos both will?
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The white people they fall on.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
Happy racist Easter Morning!
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
The black guy, the Puerto Ricon guy had to spray paint graffiti banana2 on the wall half way down " mother Fu- cker I was here.
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Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
the hispanic. the black guy's lips are flapping in the wind, slowing him down, but the hispanic is greasy so it makes him go faster.

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