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WTF Google isn't recognizing Easter / Jesus Resurrection Today

 
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Jesus resurrection today???????

Aren't you a day early?
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Jesus' resurrection was on Passover, not Easter. Easter is a completely pagan holiday.
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Fuck jesus and fuck easter
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Jesus rules!!
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You anti-Christ people are all so fucking stupid. The fact that you all HAVE to comment in this thread about "what's the big deal" is fucking disgusting. Why comment at all if you don't care? Shut the fuck up and stay out of it.
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Shit, at least as of 12:47pm ET Bing Search Engine has a background of Easter Eggs. No Christ, but at least no Chavez.

as of 12:47pm ET: [link to www.bing.com]
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Mark me down as one who thinks putting chavez before Christ is wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31781957


What don't you people get? Google is worldwide and multicultural, it is not obligated to headline your fucking religion !!

Quite your goddamn bitching you pissy idiot parrots!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34375799


Stupid ass!

Google adapts their site to cultural differences, every country has their own google site.
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hfhfhfhfhfhf
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I quickly whipped this up.
Happy easter!!
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I'm not even religious and I am INCENSED by this. Chavez was a good man but he's been dead 20 years and no one has even thought of him for 30 or more.

All the stores and restaurants around me for 40 miles are NOT closed today because it's Cesar Chavez' fucking birthday. They're closed because it's EASTER celebrated or acknowledged by at ONE BILLION CHRISTIANS.

They don't have to put up any religious symbol as many of us are not into that anyway. Just acknowledge the actual REAL holiday with an Easter Bunny or eggs (which is what BING has done). This is totally fucked up and a slap in a face to one billion people. They would not have missed some other religious holiday probably even the obscure ones - nor should they.

This shows a deeply rooted anti Christian bias at Google, and I say, as a technical Christian, FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

At least Bing, as evil as Microsoft is acknowledges the holiday, I'll be using them from now on.
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Google hates America period.
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Why do I have the impression that ppl are confusing Cesar Chavez with Hugo Chavez??

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Immigation Reform...

That's my take.
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lmao

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hfhfhfhfhfhf
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I quickly whipped this up.
Happy easter!!
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Brilliant video summary!

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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


[link to www.google.com (secure)]
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So they should be honoring some pagan fertility ritual disguising itself as something Christian? You tell me where bunnies and eggs have anything to do with Jesus Christ. Oh right, they don't. Easter about the goddess Astarte/Ashtoreth. Christians should be ashamed to be celebrating something like that and should stop it immediately and beg God for forgiveness. Go Google!
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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


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First 6 results for "Jesus Resurrection" on Google:

Resurrection of Jesus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_of_Jesus
The resurrection of Jesus is the Christian belief that Jesus Christ miraculously returned to life on the Sunday following the Friday on which he was executed by ...
New Testament Events - Christian tradition - Historicity and origin of the ...
Resurrection of Jesus Christ - Christianity - About.com

christianity.about.com › ... › Holidays & Celebrations › Easter
Mary Fairchild

by Mary Fairchild - in 209 Google+ circles - More by Mary Fairchild
Resurrection of Jesus Christ - read a brief summary of the Bible story about the resurrection of Jesus Christ, with Scripture references, interesting points or ...
Jesus Is Resurrected - Jesus Is Resurrected

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Peter and John find the empty tomb. Jesus, now resurrected, appears to Mary.
More videos for Jesus Resurrection »
Luke 24 Commentary - The Resurrection of Jesus - BibleGateway.com

Resurrection-Jesu...
But as late as 18:34, it is clear that the disciples never grasped the point of what Jesus was promising. God's power underlies Jesus' resurrection. In addition ...
Jesus' Resurrection | United Church of God

Jesus' resurrection is one of the greatest proofs that Jesus is exactly who He said He was – the Son of God and the only One through whom eternal life is ...
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Happy pagan Ishtar day Christians!
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Don't lump all Christians together. There are some that actually don't incorporate pagan beliefs into their worship.
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Happy pagan Ishtar day Christians!
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fuck you hippie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


How wonderfully christlike you are..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2563263


Yup. By their fruits you will know them. And that one is certainly not Christlike. Most are so ignorant of exactly what they are worshiping it is not funny. Shame on their pastors and priests. Wolves in sheep's clothing leading them to slaughter.
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Disgraceful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35853392


Exactly...In Google's (Jewgle) mind, some spic has more importance than Jesus on Easter Sunday!
 Quoting: catsup


you would think they would Honor Jesus at lest for their customers. But they get paid for a Holiday today and Christmas. What makes me mad is any reference to the Nativity scene cant be put up in a government office building but they all shut down and are paid for a holiday on Christmas.
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Disgraceful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35853392


Exactly...In Google's (Jewgle) mind, some spic has more importance than Jesus on Easter Sunday!
 Quoting: catsup


you would think they would Honor Jesus at lest for their customers. But they get paid for a Holiday today and Christmas. What makes me mad is any reference to the Nativity scene cant be put up in a government office building but they all shut down and are paid for a holiday on Christmas.
 Quoting: MONSTER


I am sorry, I didn't mean to go off on a racist rant earlier, I was just soo mad and guess makes me look stupid. But like you said, some reference to either Jesus's plight or Easter in general for their customers like Bing did would have been just fine. But to totally ignore a very large number of their users and post a tribute to a dead communist Mexican, who both helped and hindered his own peoples plight on Easter Sunday just because Obama decided he wanted to dedicate a day to a dead Commie Allie who's organization probably had a part in helping elect him in the first place because of immigration reform is wrong on so many levels.

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Why is anyone surprised by this. Didn't Google have Santa Claus on for Christmas? You know, Jesus's birthday?
 Quoting: RoxykinsIII


Better re-read your bible there buddy. Christ was born sometime August-September.

Proof:

Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be part of the census. The census was conducted summer through fall because the mountains were impassable during the winter and most of spring. Also, the journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem would be nearly impossible for Mary to make in her condition

Shepards were out with their flocks throughout the night. Another thing you can't do in Bethlehem during the winter, since it is cold and rainy. During the winter, they kept their flocks close and stayed in their homes at night.

A likely time for them to have traveled was in September during the annual Feast of Tabernacles, since travel was common and accepted around that time, and that would explain their difficulty finding lodging.

Furthermore, ‘the Word was made flesh and dwelt (literally tabernacled) among us’ (John 1:14) supports the probability that it occurred during the feast of the tabernacles.

Since Christianity was based in Judaism, it would make sense that his birth would have coincided with a Jewish holiday, and as a bonus for you, if he was born on 9-29 during the feast of the tabernacles, that would mean God knocked her up around 12-25... This means, you are celebrating a woman cheating on her husband, then lying about it, not the birth of the baby Jesus.


Like Easter, Christmas is just another holiday Christians stole from pagans. Easter is based on Ishtar, a Babylonian holiday where they worship the goddess of fertility and the start of spring. Eggs and Rabbits were her symbols. So, did the bunny from Babylon visit you today?
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And you think that is a good thing? Of course he is going to help his own people but that does not make what he was doing right or good for America.
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I'm not even religious and I am INCENSED by this. Chavez was a good man but he's been dead 20 years and no one has even thought of him for 30 or more.

All the stores and restaurants around me for 40 miles are NOT closed today because it's Cesar Chavez' fucking birthday. They're closed because it's EASTER celebrated or acknowledged by at ONE BILLION CHRISTIANS.

They don't have to put up any religious symbol as many of us are not into that anyway. Just acknowledge the actual REAL holiday with an Easter Bunny or eggs (which is what BING has done). This is totally fucked up and a slap in a face to one billion people. They would not have missed some other religious holiday probably even the obscure ones - nor should they.

This shows a deeply rooted anti Christian bias at Google, and I say, as a technical Christian, FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

At least Bing, as evil as Microsoft is acknowledges the holiday, I'll be using them from now on.
 Quoting: mehitable 1524722


lol you dummy Chavez died this year. THIS YEAR. sheesh

easter is a pagan holiday. The christian church stole everything from other older religions. Just a bunch of power hungry pedophile priests who will absorb all pagan religions and rituals into itself to increase its power base and wealth. just another cabal of greedy pervert parasites. Just like government. Just like Wallstreet.
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I'm not even religious and I am INCENSED by this. Chavez was a good man but he's been dead 20 years and no one has even thought of him for 30 or more.

All the stores and restaurants around me for 40 miles are NOT closed today because it's Cesar Chavez' fucking birthday. They're closed because it's EASTER celebrated or acknowledged by at ONE BILLION CHRISTIANS.

They don't have to put up any religious symbol as many of us are not into that anyway. Just acknowledge the actual REAL holiday with an Easter Bunny or eggs (which is what BING has done). This is totally fucked up and a slap in a face to one billion people. They would not have missed some other religious holiday probably even the obscure ones - nor should they.

This shows a deeply rooted anti Christian bias at Google, and I say, as a technical Christian, FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

At least Bing, as evil as Microsoft is acknowledges the holiday, I'll be using them from now on.
 Quoting: mehitable 1524722


lol you dummy Chavez died this year. THIS YEAR. sheesh

 Quoting: Ninja G 11165281


Cesar Chavez you dumb idiot not Hugo... When will people learn to read!
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Here's a little information about this guy from Wikipedia he fought to get 3 million illegal immigrants in 1986 amnesty
 Quoting: Astral Goat


And you think that is a good thing? Of course he is going to help his own people but that does not make what he was doing right or good for America.
 Quoting: catsup


Ya, because every other nation/country should do what's good for Amerka. Arrogant fuckhead.
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Here's a little information about this guy from Wikipedia he fought to get 3 million illegal immigrants in 1986 amnesty
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And you think that is a good thing? Of course he is going to help his own people but that does not make what he was doing right or good for America.
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Ya, because every other nation/country should do what's good for Amerka. Arrogant fuckhead.
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Ummm.. Cesar Chavez was a Mexican American born in Arizona...jerkit
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Jesus resurrection today???????

Aren't you a day early?
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Jesus Christ was returned to life on the Sunday following the Friday on which he was executed by crucifixion and today is Easter Sunday!
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Jesus built the west - and that's a fact Jack!

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