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WTF Google isn't recognizing Easter / Jesus Resurrection Today

 
Anonymous Coward
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We really have to clean our act up and be as He would want us to be.

In a little over one generation it has degenerated.

What would He think if He came back now?
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He is going to drink wine from our skulls.
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It's clearly an "Early April Fools Day Joke",

Looks like they knocked this one of the park.
Everyone has taken to the bait, HOOK is SET!

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03/31/2013 05:52 AM
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I am not religious, but I am F**ing tired of pandering to the Latinos!
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Happy pagan Ishtar day Christians!
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We all know the Pagan origins of Easter, Christmas, and Halloween, you don't have to keep reminding us.

We all know that the Catholic Church had arbitrarily changed the Feasts of the Lord for pagan holidays, and had changed Shabbat for the Christian Sabbath. But that's our fault because we never questioned these practices. This always seemed at the least to be disingenuous and incongruent to me.

Nowhere in the Bible was anyone given the authority to change appointed times or an appointed day of rest and worship.
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03/31/2013 05:56 AM
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That's because they don't recognize fairy tale religion
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03/31/2013 05:57 AM
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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


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Add this line to your hosts file located in;

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Fuck google
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Oh my. How will anyone be able to celebrate Easter properly, now that Google hasn't made a doodle for it?
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The question is, since when is a fucking Mexican Communist more important than the fucking son of God?
 Quoting: catsup



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WTF should they?
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because they honour almost EVERY other pointless shit going, so why wouldn't they honour this pointless shit as well?

i admit, as an atheist, this is FUCKING strange.
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Juden Raus!
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If you are getting This upset about a doodle on google, you need to reassess what's important in life.
 Quoting: Psych


Exactly...and not everyone is going to believe what you believe. Life goes on as normal for alot of people, and that is ok. You can still celebrate Easter in your way, you don't need Google to reaffirm your beliefs.
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WTF should they?
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Good morning satan! Did the queen give you your easter morning bj?
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Wait we have to clean up our act? For the God who saw to the deaths of billions since people started uttering the word God? Give me a fucking break. There has been exponentially less war and death since people found better things to do than compare their God's dicks
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Everybody knows Easter = bsflag
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and yet, google thought Douglas Adams well worth honouring a few weeks back?

this organisation is pure evil, imho
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We really have to clean our act up and be as He would want us to be.

In a little over one generation it has degenerated.

What would He think if He came back now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37183174


He is going to drink wine from our skulls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36615268


I have been using different home pages but I slip back to google for searches. This is it. I am done with these bastards. This is googles communist shot accross the bow. There are godless men in charge of this country.

Obama. has a muslim name but isn't a muslim....only in America.
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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


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OP, you shouldn't be at all surprised by this. Knowing how things have become with the current administration, and everything else that's been going on across the world.
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03/31/2013 06:07 AM
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They will recognize the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but Jesus? NO! lol Thanks for the fish google5a
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...
and only three chose to risk their lives for Him

Only three
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Yep... only 3.
His Mother, His Wife, and His Brother.


I seriously doubt "John" was there

You doubt the whole thing, so what's your point?


No point..just an opinion. In some versions it says there are three women, the Three Marys.


We know crucifixions occurred during time of Jesus's life.

Forensics evidence of crucifixions.
Documentation of Romans crucifixions- the victims were nude.. part of the punishment- evidence by documentation eye witness, multiple accounts.
Morality of the time, role of women and modesty.. documentation, multiple accounts.

Better than average evidence that if any women were present would have been far enough away from the scene so they were not exposed to the nudity of the men being crucified.
So, one can surmise the women (Mary, Mary, and Mary).. Mother, Wife, Aunt were at a distance from the cross.

At some point, Jesus instructs John to take care of their mother, Mary.
Although the account in the Bible says this conversation occurred just before Jesus died on the cross, most doubt that.. Mary wouldn't have been close enough to the scene to hear anything but screaming.
The logical thinking is that this conversation would have occurred right before the crucifixion.. such as a modern day "do you have any last words" situation.

Being that Mary, Mary, Mary were mentioned being there to prepare the body for burial, it's safe to assume they were indeed present.
Based on what information we have.. accounts report that John was there.
John should have been there.. he was going to be the oldest surviving son, and would have had to assume the responsibility of the family.
Joseph is not mentioned, one could assume Jesus's father was deceased, therefor.. without a doubt the responsibility would have fallen to John.
Increasing the likelihood he was in fact there.

So, if it happened.. I personally think that's they way it most likely would have happened based on the information we have available.
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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


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Not shocking, in fact expected.

Last Edited by TheTruthMonger on 03/31/2013 06:12 AM
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WTF should they?
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Good morning satan! Did the queen give you your easter morning bj?
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"And it really didn't have to stop...it just kept on going."
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Because Easter is a bullshit stolen pagan religious event that has nothing to do with Christianity or Christ. Religion is bullshit get over it, time to evolve past archaic dogma.
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03/31/2013 06:13 AM
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the only reason I went to google this morning (stopped using them for search some time ago) was to see the Easter doodle. I am shocked. Christians need to start their own holy war!
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03/31/2013 06:16 AM
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Are you really THAT pompous & insecure about your religion that you need a search engine to reaffirm your belief by glorifying the allegorical tale of the most recent solar deity?

Anyways, I believe the OP is just trolling because he/she would not engage in this type of religious chauvinism if he/she were a true believer.
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You KNOW they're doing that shit on purpose just to piss people off. I'm not religious, but I celebrate these holidays with my family. Google will put up crap for any other shitty holiday but on Easter they put up some dude nobody has ever heard of or cares to hear about? Use Bing, its better anyways.
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Why is it important? Because there are over 2 billion Christians who roam this planet.

And Breitbart just had an article about Cesar Chavez, and that he used Saul Alinsky "tactics" to community organize.

It might be little to you, but to 2 billion people, it's an outright, blatant slap in the face.

I encourage Christians to use another web search provider today and going forward.
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03/31/2013 06:19 AM
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Instead they are honoring Cesar Chavez. I am pissed.


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Lol, though does it matter that much, it's only a search engine.
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You KNOW they're doing that shit on purpose just to piss people off. I'm not religious, but I celebrate these holidays with my family. Google will put up crap for any other shitty holiday but on Easter they put up some dude nobody has ever heard of or cares to hear about? Use Bing, its better anyways.
 Quoting: Hitokiri


I don't see why it would piss people off that much, it's only a search engine and google can't stop you from celebrating Easter in your home, right? Oh noes, google didnt put up the bunny, Easters cancelled guys, lol
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Disgraceful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35853392


Exactly...In Google's (Jewgle) mind, some spic has more importance than Jesus on Easter Sunday!
 Quoting: catsup


Are you a Christian? If so, how can you claim to love Jesus if you are calling a Hispanic man a "spic"? Is that something that Jesus would say? We are all His children. I say all this as a Christian.
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Disgraceful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35853392


Exactly...In Google's (Jewgle) mind, some spic has more importance than Jesus on Easter Sunday!
 Quoting: catsup


That's pretty Christian of you.
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03/31/2013 06:24 AM
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Oh my. How will anyone be able to celebrate Easter properly, now that Google hasn't made a doodle for it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


The question is, since when is a fucking Mexican Communist more important than the fucking son of God?
 Quoting: catsup


Just because a search engine put him up instead of Jesus? Did someone piss in your Easter bacon or do you always have issues?
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WTF should they?
 Quoting: Zedding


They can't possibly salute every holiday of every religion and in fact they don't "do" religious holidays, but seeing the face of a civil rights advocate whose birthday is officially celebrated in only three states was surprising to me.

They would have been wiser not to have anything, or maybe a token sunrise or just a nature scene. At Christmas they have a "holiday" doodle.

There are two billion Christians celebrating this day as the most significant holy day of the year, but let's just pretend it isn't happening.

I wouldn't have been surprised if they had depicted the Easter bunny and baskets of chocolate eggs.
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I am switching to Bing.

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