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He is alive ! Jesus King of Kings

 
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ice

Once I was lost but now I am found

I was blind and now I see

I can't show you a mended heart I can only
tell you about it.
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My main man Ice! I hear your praise but this is GLP so let's turn this thread into a conspiracy. Do you think Judas turned in Jesus for the money, or do you think it was Jesus' plan to have Judas tip off the authorities to be captured in order to fulfill God's plan for the Trinity?
 Quoting: John Donson 37100583


I was the dark lord Satan

It was his moment to be trapped

You have to understand the blood issue
 Quoting: Ice


So you're saying that Judas was a pawn in a bigger game? If so, then the Bible isn't exactly truthful now, is it?
 Quoting: John Donson 37100583

Bible is truth

Your heart condition is also

Little games about small issues mean nothing

Jesus told Judas to do his masters bidding

Where your treasure is buried you will find your
heart.
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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On Easter Sunday, Google is honoring the birthday of the late labor organizer Cesar Chavez


[link to dailycaller.com]
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Chavez was probably the most Christ-like politician of a major country in modern history.

He did more to help the poor of his nation than anyone before him, he has a huge following amongst the lower class for his direct actions.
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Christians are weird.
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Christians are weird.
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You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Kings are bad. We started revolutions to rid ourselves of kings.
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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Let me give you a bit of a heads up, I don't look anything like that bwahaha.
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
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He appears to be pretty fucking dead from where I'm standing.
Oh, shit!
I need a pair of messiah spectacles to see him, don't I?
You people are a joke...
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Thank you OP for this thread.

On the third day he arose from the dead,ascended into heaven, and sitteth at the RIGHT hand of GOD the FATHER ALMIGHTY From whence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

From everlasting to everlasting he is Lord of Lords, King of Kings...The Alpha and Omega.

Thank God, he gave his life for us. No one can even imagine his suffering, but he did it for us as part of God's greater plan. Thank God for his only begotten son that we might have life everlasting. I love him because he first loved me...knew me before I was conceived, protected me even before I knew him. His power and graciousness is ultimate, all there is. I praise him on this holy day. He is in my heart forever.

I pray for all on GLP on this holy day.
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Happy Easter everyone .... much Love and Light to all

Jesus is risen and lives on in each and everyone of us ...

God Bless and protect the soul of each poster on this board.


Enjoy your eggs too!!
 Quoting: Letty2


can you explain where that tradition came from?

and what does a bunny have to do with eggs?
 Quoting: T-Man


Hi T-Man

To give you a fuller answer I found this on Google:

In Christianity, they symbolize the empty tomb of Jesus: though an egg appears to be like the stone of a tomb, a bird hatches from it with life; similarly, the Easter egg, for Christians, is a reminder that Jesus rose from the grave, and that those who believe will also experience eternal life.

Not sure what a bunny has to do with eggs though ...
When the darkness comes the Light grows stronger
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Kings are bad. We started revolutions to rid ourselves of kings.
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lol

also I will apologize for my Arrested reference earlier. I thought it was humorous, did not mean to seem like I'm attacking the thread or anything. I respect everybody's opinion and religious beliefs 100%

I also love Arrested Development so I try to make a lot of references whenever possible. I often forget that most people have never seen the tv show.. so again my apologies
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So Jesus came to Jerusalem on Palm Tuesday and then on Passover Saturday night had the Last Supper with the disciples into Sunday the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread and was taken away early Sunday morning and was on trial during the week up to Good Friday where Pilate let the people crucify him then he was in the tomb on Saturday the 7th day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread and rose again on Easter Sunday being seen 40 days to Ascension Day Thursday and then 10 days later was Pentecost and the birth of the Church.

0/0 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ***( NIAGARA FALLS VERNAL EQUILUX)
MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM
MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY
MAR 1/15-21 -- FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD
MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - JESUS CRUCIFIED
MAR 1/21 ------ SATURDAY HIGH HOLY DAY SABBATH JESUS IN THE SEPULCHRE
MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - JESUS IS RISEN
APR 2/27 ------- MOTHER’S DAY
APR 2/31 ------- ASCENSION DAY THURSDAY(40th DAY OF EASTER)
MAY 3/10 ------ PENTECOST SUNDAY(50th DAY OF EASTER)
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Sat Mar 1/14/13
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


It's more the pomposity and sanctimonious arrogance of you lot that looks weird to me.
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Happy Easter everyone .... much Love and Light to all

Jesus is risen and lives on in each and everyone of us ...

God Bless and protect the soul of each poster on this board.


Enjoy your eggs too!!
 Quoting: Letty2


can you explain where that tradition came from?

and what does a bunny have to do with eggs?
 Quoting: T-Man


Hi T-Man

To give you a fuller answer I found this on Google:

In Christianity, they symbolize the empty tomb of Jesus: though an egg appears to be like the stone of a tomb, a bird hatches from it with life; similarly, the Easter egg, for Christians, is a reminder that Jesus rose from the grave, and that those who believe will also experience eternal life.

Not sure what a bunny has to do with eggs though ...
 Quoting: Letty2


wow thats pretty cool. in true glp fashion i figured i would get a rant but this is cool!

thank you!
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can you explain where that tradition came from?

and what does a bunny have to do with eggs?
 Quoting: T-Man


Hi T-Man

To give you a fuller answer I found this on Google:

In Christianity, they symbolize the empty tomb of Jesus: though an egg appears to be like the stone of a tomb, a bird hatches from it with life; similarly, the Easter egg, for Christians, is a reminder that Jesus rose from the grave, and that those who believe will also experience eternal life.

Not sure what a bunny has to do with eggs though ...
 Quoting: Letty2


i found this about the bunny:

"According to the University of Florida's Center for Children's Literature and Culture, the origin of the celebration — and the origin of the Easter Bunny — can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian, pegan Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. The Teutonic deity Eostra was the goddess of spring and fertility, and feasts were held in her honor on the Vernal Equinox. Her symbol was the rabbit because of the animal’s high reproduction rate."
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"God sleeps in the rocks, stirs in the plants, dreams in the animals,
and finally awakens in man." -Famous Vedic Quote-
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


It's

I eat judgment by folk like breakfast cereal

I'm in my walk

Your in yours

God Bless
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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can you explain where that tradition came from?

and what does a bunny have to do with eggs?
 Quoting: T-Man


Hi T-Man

To give you a fuller answer I found this on Google:

In Christianity, they symbolize the empty tomb of Jesus: though an egg appears to be like the stone of a tomb, a bird hatches from it with life; similarly, the Easter egg, for Christians, is a reminder that Jesus rose from the grave, and that those who believe will also experience eternal life.

Not sure what a bunny has to do with eggs though ...
 Quoting: Letty2


i found this about the bunny:

"According to the University of Florida's Center for Children's Literature and Culture, the origin of the celebration — and the origin of the Easter Bunny — can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian, pegan Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. The Teutonic deity Eostra was the goddess of spring and fertility, and feasts were held in her honor on the Vernal Equinox. Her symbol was the rabbit because of the animal’s high reproduction rate."
 Quoting: T-Man


so basicly when they switched from pegan to christian they still celebrated the same happening (the moon) with a different religion. incorporating the eggs while keeping the bunny
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


It's

I eat judgment by folk like breakfast cereal

I'm in my walk

Your in yours

God Bless
 Quoting: Ice


Arrogance is not a Christian trait is it?
But then you're a pseudo-Christian aren't you like most of them.
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


It's more the pomposity and sanctimonious arrogance of you lot that looks weird to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


Nice

2 big words one sentence

boy spiral
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Holy Fire will come on May 5th--follow Him and see the miracle from His tomb...
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


Society is abnormal
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No Linky, you stinky....

You know the rules... show me the proof....

Cheers
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ice

Once I was lost but now I am found

I was blind and now I see

I can't show you a mended heart I can only
tell you about it.
 Quoting: Ice


My main man Ice! I hear your praise but this is GLP so let's turn this thread into a conspiracy. Do you think Judas turned in Jesus for the money, or do you think it was Jesus' plan to have Judas tip off the authorities to be captured in order to fulfill God's plan for the Trinity?
 Quoting: John Donson 37100583
Gods plan, his life and death was went to be.
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wtf!!!!! YOU KNOW JESUS NEVER WAS REAL.

The bible stole the idea from over 30 other much older religions some 2000 years before your jesus.

Your worshiping a lie and theifs.
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You guys should produce a movie, explaining how all these pagan holidays and rituals are just " der christians" being naughty.
Because, we all know, the christians kill the most people!
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Christians are weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


It's more the pomposity and sanctimonious arrogance of you lot that looks weird to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


Nice

2 big words one sentence

:boy spiral:
 Quoting: Ice


Condescension is another big word you may wish to look up.
Again, not a Christian trait pseudo-boy.
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durr christians killed tousands of christians in the inquisitions" der der
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You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


...


You are right

If you are lost the walking in salvation should look weird to you
 Quoting: Ice


lol no its not that. its that you do everything wrong the bible teaches. and you wrap it in arrogance thinking youre the only right person. it hurts to see people like you claim to live truth when you are probably more lost then a bum on the streets that atleast is actually searching for truth instead of thinking he knows it and trying to show of to other people.
 Quoting: T-Man


It's

I eat judgment by folk like breakfast cereal

I'm in my walk

Your in yours

God Bless
 Quoting: Ice


Arrogance is not a Christian trait is it?
But then you're a pseudo-Christian aren't you like most of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36256833


My walk started by understanding I was a fool.

My degrees patents money meant nothing

Good luck with who and what you think you might be

I am a simple man following my savior in the best truth
of this moment.

It's a walk of faith and obedience

God bless on the way to worship service
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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I prefer to put my family and friends first rather than worship a fabricated non-entity.

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